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- 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- A 12 Year Old On Kickstarter Just Raised $7 Million In Five Minutes After Announcing His Idea For Juice Box Water Guns
- A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern
- A Bad Day Of Fishing Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
- A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand
- A Bash
- A Bath And A Tenderloin Steak
- A Beautiful Body Perishes, But A Work Of Art Dies Not
- A Bedroom Without A Teddy Is Like A Face Without A Smile
- A Bee Is An Exquisite Chemist
- A Big Deal
- A Big Fish Is Caught With Big Bait
- A Big Heart
- A Big Part Of Depression Is Feeling Really Lonely, Even If You're In A Room Full Of A Million People
- A Big Shot
- A Bit Of A Boogey
- A Bit Of Advice: Never Read A Pop Up Book About Giraffes
- A Bite To Eat For Breakfast
- A Boat Can't Have Two Captains
- A Body Smiles, Like, 72 Times A Day. Where Does That Smile Go? That's What I Want To Know.
- A Boy Can Learn A Lot From A Dog: Obedience, Loyalty, And The Importance Of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Boy Sees A Girl Topless For The First Time Only Once, And The Anticipation Of The Big Reveal Is Really Exciting. I Feel Like I'm A Present Being Unwrapped.
- A Camel Is A Horse Designed By Committee
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane II
- A Camel Seems To Progress To The Beat Of A Drum Played By A Drunk
- A Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil
- A Card Up My Sleeve
- A Caricature Is Putting The Face Of A Joke On The Body Of A Truth
- A Cat Is A Puzzle For Which There Is No Solution
- A Cat Will Do What It Wants When It Wants, And There’s Not A Thing You Can Do About It
- A Champion Is Someone Who Gets Up When He Can’t
- A Change In Latitude Would Help My Attitude
- A Character Is A Caricature
- A Charging Black Rhinoceros Is Nothing To Mess With. When It Is Headed Straight Toward You, It Is The Ultimate Exercise In Sphincter Control.
- A Cigar Is As Good As Memories That You Have When You Smoked It
- A Cigar, Said The Altruist, A Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit.
- A Class A Bender
- A Clown Is An Angel With A Red Nose
- A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast
- A Clown Sees Life Simply, Without Complications
- A Clown’s Makeup And Character, That’s All He Has To Sell. He Loves And Believes In That Character.
- A Communist Is Like A Crocodile: When It Opens Its Mouth You Cannot Tell Whether It Is Trying To Smile Or Preparing To Eat You Up
- A Construction Site For High Fashion, For Advertising, For Furniture
- A Country Without A Patent Office And Good Patent Laws Is Just A Crab, And Can't Travel Any Way But Sideways And Backways
- A Cowboy Is A Person Who Would Rather Throw A Bull Than Eat Beans With His Knife
- A Crab Cannot Hold In A Lobster's Shell
- A Crab Does Not Beget A Bird
- A Crocodille Sandwich Please And Make It Snappy
- A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician.
- A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin
- A Dancer Must Defy Many Things, Gravity Is Only One Of Them
- A Day Without A Nap Is Like A Cupcake Without Frosting
- A Do
- A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself
- A Dog Teaches A Boy Fidelity, Perseverance, And To Turn Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Dog Wags Its Tail With Its Heart
- A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- A Duck Call In The Hands Of The Unskilled Is One Of Conservation’s Greatest Assets
- A Duck Will Not Always Dabble In The Same Gutter
- A Fashion Statement On The Wing
- A Fast Tongue Is A Sign Of A Slow Brain
- A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus
- A Few French Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
- A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- A Fine Picture Is But The Image Of Nature; A Finished Ballet Is Nature Herself
- A Fisherman's Skill Is Born From Moments Of Stillness And Patterns Of Movement
- A Fishing Rod Is A Stick With A Hook At One End And A Fool At The Other
- A Flock Of Flirting Flamingos Is Pure, Passionate, Pink Pandemonium - A Frenetic Flamingle Mangle - A Discordant Discotheque Of Delirious Dancing, Flamboyant Feathers, And Flamingo Lingo
- A Flower Blossoms For Its Own Joy
- A Flower Is A Smile From Heaven
- A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- A Foolish Fox Is Caught By One Leg, But A Wise One By All Four
- A Foot In The Door
- A Fox Is A Wolf Who Sends Flowers
- A Fox Is Subtlety Itself
- A Fox Should Not Be Of The Jury At A Goose's Trial
- A Frisky Spirit Makes My Trombone Sing
- A Frog In A Well Cannot Conceive Of The Ocean
- A Frog In The Mud Is Happier Than A Man Because He Has No Ambition To Reach The Stars!
- A Gentle Word, A Kind Look, A Good Natured Smile Can Work Wonders And Accomplish Miracles
- A Gentleman Is Someone Who Can Play The Accordion, But Doesnt
- A Gigantic Tortoise With A Jewel Encrusted Shell Was Glittering Near The Window
- A Girl With A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Gun On Your Coffee Table
- A Golden-Tailed Pheasant Glints His Way Through The Iris Spears
- A Good Laugh And A Long Sleep Are The Best Cures In The Doctor's Book
- A Good Rider Can Hear His Horse Speak To Him. A Great Rider Can Hear His Horse Whisper.
- A Good Time Was Has By All
- A Good Writer Is Like An Oyster, For He Has The Ability To Produce A Pearl From His Experiences
- A Gourmet Who Thinks Of Calories Is Like A Tart Who Looks At Her Watch
- A Great Man Is Always Willing To Be Little
- A Group Of Donkeys Lead By A Lion Can Defeat A Group Of Lions Lead By A Donkey
- A Guitar Is Kind Of Like A Woman. You Don't Know Why You Like 'Em But You Do.
- A Guitar Is Like An Old Friend That Is There With Me
- A Gun Is Not A Weapon! It's A Tool, Like A Butcher's Knife, Or A Harpoon, Or An Alligator.
- A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats
- A Hard Man Is Good To Find
- A Heart Of Gold
- A Heart Without Dreams Is Like A Bird Without Feathers
- A Home That Is Both Exquisite And Functional
- A Home Without A Labrador Is Just A House
- A Horse Doesn’t Care How Much You Know Until He Knows How Much You Care. Put Your Hand On Your Horse And Your Heart In Your Hand.
- A Horse Gallops With His Lungs, Perseveres With His Heart, And Wins With His Character
- A Horse Is Worth More Than Riches
- A Horse Loves Freedom, And The Weariest Old Work Horse Will Roll On The Ground Or Break Into A Lumbering Gallop When He Is Turned Loose Into The Open
- A Horse, A Horse! My Kingdom For A Horse!
- A House Is Not A Home Until It Has A Dog
- A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz
- A Hug Is Always The Right Size
- A King's Ransom
- A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick Designed By Nature To Stop Speech When Words Become Superfluous
- A Kiss Will Never Miss, And After Many Kisses A Miss Becomes A Misses
- A Kitten Is In The Animal World What A Rosebud Is In The Garden
- A Kitten Is The Delight Of A Household. All Day Long A Comedy Is Played Out By An Incomparable Actor.
- A Knees Up
- A Ladybug Cannot Change Its Spots
- A Ladybug Sighting Has Been Linked With Luck In Love, Marriage, Healing, And Newness In Life
- A Lame Crab Walks Straight
- A Leopard Never Changes Its Spots
- A Lion Among Ladies Is A Most Dreadful Thing
- A Lion Does Not Fear At Laughter Coming From A Hyena
- A Lion Doesn't Concern Itself With The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Lion Sleeps In The Heart Of Every Brave Man
- A Little Bit Of Bread And No Cheese
- A Little Crab Hole Spoils A Big Race Horse
- A Little Party Never Killed Nobody
- A Lot Of Them Are Incredibly Tiny And Look Wildly Improbable
- A Loving Heart Is The Truest Wisdom
- A Man Does Not Have To Be An Angel In Order To Be Saint
- A Man Does Not Run Among Thorns For No Reason; Either He Is Chasing A Snake Or A Snake Is Chasing Him
- A Man Has One Hundred Dollars And You Leave Him With Two Dollars, That's Subtraction
- A Man Has To Do What A Man's Got To Do
- A Man Knows His Limits, But A Real Man Can Overcome Them
- A Man Must Keep His Earnestness Nimble, To Escape Ridicule
- A Man Of Calm Is Like A Shady Tree. People Who Need Shelter Come To It.
- A Man Or Woman Of Wisdom Delights In Water
- A Man That Does Not Know How To Be Angry Does Not Know How To Be Good
- A Man Will Be Eloquent If You Give Him Good Wine
- A Meal Without Wine Is Like A Day Without Sun
- A Meow Massages The Heart
- A Miniature Orange Kite
- A Miniature Poodle Is Not Not A Dog Just Because It's Miniature
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips (Woman)
- A Monkey Seldom Slips On A Banana Peel
- A Nod's As Good As A Wink
- A Nose That Can See Is Worth Two That Sniff
- A Party Animal
- A Party Without Cake Is Just A Meeting
- A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey
- A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone
- A Penguin Cannot Become A Giraffe, So Just Be The Best Penguin You Can Be
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- A Person Whose Heart Is Not Content Is Like A Snake Which Tries To Swallow An Elephant
- A Picnic Sounds Great, Alpaca Lunch
- A Piece Of Planet Earth's Soul
- A Pig's Tail Will Never Make A Good Arrow
- A Poet Is A Man Who Puts Up A Ladder To A Star And Climbs It While Playing A Violin
- A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl
- A Pony Is A Childhood Dream. A Horse Is An Adulthood Treasure.
- A Pretty Penny
- A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- A Purple Dress, Eating Grapes, Lilacs – I Love Purple
- A Rabbit Is Never Caught Twice In The Same Place
- A Rabbit’s Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit
- A River Runs Through It
- A Royal Commission Is A Broody Hen Sitting On A China Egg
- A Sailor's Joys Are As Simple As A Child's
- A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us
- A Single Blow Of A Blacksmith Is Equal To A Hundred Blows Of A Goldsmith
- A Single Glass Of Champagne Imparts A Feeling Of Exhilaration. The Nerves Are Braced; The Imagination Is Stirred, The Wits Become More Nimble.
- A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails!
- A Sly Rabbit Will Have Three Openings To Its Den
- A Small Craft In An Ocean Is, Or Should Be, A Benevolent Dictatorship
- A Small Snake Grows Into A Big Snake
- A Small Speckled Visitor Wearing A Crimson Cape, Brighter Than A Cherry, Smaller Than A Grape. A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl.
- A Snake Was Never Called By Its Name At Night, Because It Would Hear. It Was Called A String
- A Soft Farewell
- A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring
- A Stealthy Ninja Monkey She Was Not
- A Stick Becomes A Flute When It's Loved
- A Stubborn Horse Walks Behind You, An Impatient Horse Walks In Front Of You, But A Noble Companion Walks Beside You
- A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person
- A Superb Tenor Voice, Like A Silver Trumpet Muffled In Silk
- A Superior Man Is Modest In His Speech, But Exceeds In His Actions
- A Swarm Of Bees In May Is Worth A Load Of Hay, But A Swarm In July Is Not Worth A Fly
- A Team Is A Fist - Not Five Fingers
- A Thick Skin Is A Gift From God
- A Thing May Be Too Sad To Be Believed Or Too Wicked To Be Believed Or Too Good To Be Believed; But It Cannot Be Too Absurd To Be Believed In This Planet Of Frogs And Elephants, Of Crocodiles And Cuttle-Fish
- A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-Smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-Smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-Dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The
- A Tiger Does Not Shout Its Tigritude, It Acts
- A Tiger Never Loses Sleep Over The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight
- A Ton Of Money
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Men)
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Women)
- A Trout Is A Moment Of Beauty Known Only To Those Who Seek It
- A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In
- A Vampire, Like A Lady, Never Reveals His True Age
- A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap
- A Warm Smile Is The Universal Language Of Kindness
- A Well Packed Question Carries Its Answer On Its Back As A Snail Carries Its Shell
- A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep
- A Wet Blanket (Not)
- A Whale Of A Time
- A Whale Out Of Water Is Over Run By Ants
- A Wild And Crazy Weekend Involves Sitting On The Front Porch, Smoking A Cigar, Reading A Book
- A Wild Child
- A Wise Duck Takes Care Of Its Bill
- A Wise Fisherman Always Casts His Net On Both Sides Of The Boat
- A Woman Is Just A Script, But A Cigar Is A Motion Picture
- A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke
- A Woman Who Cuts Her Hair Is About To Change Her Life
- A Wonderful Bird Is A Pelican, His Bill Will Hold More Than His Belican. He Can Take In His Beak Food Enough For A Week; But I'm Damned If I See How The Helican.
- A Zebra Does Not Change Its Spots
- A-1 Makes Hamburgers Taste Like Steakburgers
- Ability Is A Poor Man's Wealth
- Abstract Art Has Helped Us To Experience The Emotional Power Inherent In Pure Form
- Abstract Art Is A Creative Interplay Between The Conscious And The Unconscious, With The Conscious Mind Making All The Final Decisions And In Control Throughout
- Abstract Art Is A Fundamental Distrust Of The Theory Of Reality Concocted By The Eyes
- Abstract Art Is Uniquely Modern. It Is A Fundamentally Romantic Response To Modern Life - Rebellious, Individualistic, Unconventional, Sensitive, Irritable
- Abstract Art No More Exists Than Does Curved Art Yellow Art Or Green Art
- Abstract Art Places A New World, Which On The Surface Has Nothing To Do With ‘Reality,' Next To The ‘Real' World
- Abstract Art Was The Equivalent Of Poetic Expression; I Didn’t Need To Use Words, But Colors And Lines. I Didn’t Need To Belong To A Language-Oriented Culture But To An Open Form Of Expression.
- Abstract Art: A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- Abstract Ideas Are The Patterns Two Or More Memories Have In Common
- Abstract Painting Is Abstract. It Confronts You.
- Abstract Painting Leaves Behind The “Skin" Of Nature, But Not Its Laws
- Abstraction Allows Man To See With His Mind What He Cannot See Physically With His Eyes
- Abstraction Forces You To Reach The Highest Level Of The Basics
- Abstraction Generally Involves Implication, Suggestion And Mystery, Rather Than Obvious Description
- Abstraction Is One Of The Greatest Visionary Tools Ever Invented By Human Beings To Imagine, Decipher, And Depict The World
- Abstraction Is Real, Probably More Real Than Nature
- Accordion, noun: An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin
- Ace
- Ace In The Hole
- Across The Moor To Wicken Fen Where Brume Swallows All
- Act The Fool, Play The Calf, And You'll Always Have The Last Laugh
- Actors Life For Me
- Addicted
- Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple
- Adventure Is Out There
- Adversity Causes Some To Break; Others To Break Records
- Advertising: The Best Ads Combine The Passion Of Patton And The Cunning Of Rommel
- Aerodynamically, The Bumble Bee Shouldn't Be Able To Fly
- Affairs Of The Heart
- Aficionado My Ass...i Just Love To Smoke Cigars
- Afraid? Me? A Man Who’s Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?
- After A Good Dinner One Can Forgive Anybody, Even One's Own Relatives
- After A While, Crocodile
- After Eating, Do Amphibians Need To Wait An Hour Before Getting Out Of The Water?
- After One Look At This Planet Any Visitor From Outer Space Would Say I Want To See The Manager
- After Party
- Again I Tell You, It Is Easier For A Camel To Go Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven
- Age Does Not Protect You From Love. But Love, To Some Extent, Protects You From Age.
- Aggression In Bears Can Be And Often Is A Stepping Stone To Friendship
- Aggro
- Agility Within And Of Itself Is A Strategy
- Ah! How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- Ah, Brilliant pheasants! And Ah, Ye Poachers! Tis No Sport For Peasants.
- Ahoy There
- Albatross
- Alice: How Long Is Forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, Just One Second.
- Alive Or Undead, The Love Of My Life Was A Badass
- Alive, Alive, I Wanna Get Up And Jive, Wanna Wreck My Stockings In Some Jukebox Dive
- All Art Is An Abstraction To Some Degree
- All Art Is Autobiographical; The Pearl Is The Oyster's Autobiography
- All Ears
- All Fish Species That Are Prey To The Sharks Have Had Their Behavior, Their Speed, Their Camouflage, Their Defense Mechanisms Molded By The Shark
- All Great Change In America Begins At The Dinner Table
- All Guns Blazing
- All Hands On Deck
- All Heart
- All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn’t A Dog.
- All I Ask Is A Tall Ship And A Star To Sail Her By
- All I Know Is, It Is Better To Be The Whale Than The Squid
- All I Wanted To Do Was Get Back To Africa. We Had Not Left It, Yet, But When I Would Wake In The Night I Would Lie, Listening, Homesick For It Already
- All Kings Is Mostly Rapscallions, As Fur As I Can Make Out
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child II
- All Of Them Hope That The Storm Will Pass Before Their Turn Comes To Be Devoured. But I Fear - I Fear Greatly - The Storm Will Not Pass. It Will Rage And It Will Roar, Even More Loudly, Even More Widely.
- All Of Us Distant And Distrustful Cousins
- All One Has To Do Is Hit The Right Keys At The Right Time And The Instrument Plays Itself
- All Painting, No Matter What You Are Painting, Is Abstract In That It’s Got To Be Organized
- All Shook Up
- All Summer Long We Spent Dancin In The Sand, And The Jukebox Kept On Playing Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
- All That I Am, Or Hope To Be, I Owe To My Angel Mother
- All That Music And Only Two Feet
- All That The Spider Needs To Complete Its Web Is Step Taking
- All That You Are Is All That I'll Ever Need
- All The Earth Colours Of The Painter's Palette Are Out There In The Many Miles Of Badlands
- All The Flowers Of Tomorrows Are The Seeds Of Today
- All The Fun Of The Fair
- All The Great Things Are Simple, And Many Can Be Expressed In A Single Word: Freedom, Justice, Honor, Duty, Mercy, Hope
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Men)
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Women)
- All The Pictures On The Walls, They All White As Lilies And Smiling Like Alligators
- All The Rights Secured To The Citizens Under The Constitution Are Worth Nothing, And A Mere Bubble, Except Guaranteed To Them By An Independent And Virtuous Judiciary
- All The Way Burger
- All The World Loves A Clown
- All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis - Raise My Hand
- All Too Often, The Rabbit Hole Is As Deep As You Have Dug It
- All Tuckered Out
- All Wear The Corals, Rich And Poor, They Raise Those Below And Adorn Those Above
- All You Can Eat Breakfast
- All You Need Is A Good Dose Of Vitamin Sea
- All You Need Is A Pool Table, Beer, An Electric Jukebox And Good Conversation
- All You Need Is Love
- All You Need Is Love, And A Dog
- All You Need Is Pancakes. Pancakes Are All You Need.
- Alley Oop
- Along for the Ride
- Along Loch Studded Moorland Bogs And Runnels And O’er The Highland Pass Antennae Alert I'll Twist The Wind To Feed My Bonny Lass
- Alpacas Are Wooly Cool
- Alternative Medicine Yoga
- Always Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Pirate. Then Always Be A Pirate.
- Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake
- Always Carry A Tennis Ball
- Always Drink Upstream From The Herd
- Always Respect Mother Nature. Especially When She Weighs 400 Pounds And Is Guarding Her Baby.
- Always Rooting For You
- Always Take A Good Look At What You're About To Eat. It's Not So Important To Know What It Is, But It's Sure Crucial To Know What It Was.
- Always Write Angry Letters To Your Enemies. Never Mail Them.
- Ambush
- America Is A Land Of Opportunity, And Don't Ever Forget It
- America Is The Only Country That Went From Barbarism To Decadence Without Civilization In Between
- America Is The Spirit Of Human Exploration Distilled
- America Loves Burgers
- America Still Has The Right Stuff To Thrive. We Still Have The Most Creative, Diverse, Innovative Culture And Open Society - In A World Where The Ability To Imagine And Generate New Ideas With Speed And To Implement Them Through Global Collaboration Is Th
- America's Future Will Be Determined By The Home And The School. The Child Becomes Largely What He Is Taught; Hence We Must Watch What We Teach, And How We Live.
- Americana
- Amped
- Amphibians — The Word Comes From The Greek Meaning Double Life
- Ample Bosom
- Ample Proportions
- An Agnostic Is An Atheist Without The Courage Of His Convictions
- An All Nighter
- An Appeaser Is One Who Feeds A Crocodile, Hoping It Will Eat Him Last
- An Apple A Day
- An Archer That Shoots Badly Has A Lie Ready
- An Arm And A Leg
- An Army Of Asses Led By A Lion Is Vastly Superior To An Army Of Lions Led By An Ass
- An Artist Is Like A Pig Snouting Truffles
- An Election Is Coming. Universal Peace Is Declared And The Foxes Have A Sincere Interest In Prolonging The Lives Of The Poultry.
- An Elephant: A Mouse Built To Government Specifications
- An Infallible Method Of Conciliating A Tiger Is To Allow Oneself To Be Devoured
- An Injured Lion Still Wants To Roar
- An Oppressive Government Is More To Be Feared Than A Tiger
- An Ugly Baby Is A Very Nasty Object - And The Prettiest Is Frightful
- An Untrampled Scorpion Troubles No One
- An Unwilling Crab Never Gets Fat
- Analog For Fatness And Warmth
- And All Your Future Lies Beneath Your Hat
- And Now Come To This Spot Where The Spotlight Is Hot
- And Now For Something Completely Different...
- And One Rose In A Tent Of Sea And Gave A Darkening Shudder; Water Fell Away; The Whale Stood Shining, And Then Sank In Spray
- And Remember That Two Legged Tigers And Crocodiles Are More Dangerous Than The Others
- And The Band Played On
- And The Clothes That Were Draped Was All That Told Man From Ape
- And The Forest Perfume Trees And Earth. It’s Like Incense In A Shrine. You Fall Into A State Of Prayer.
- And The Red Hair's No Lie
- And The Smith His Iron Measures Hammered To The Anvil’s Chime; Thanking God, Whose Boundless Wisdom Makes The Flowers Of Poesy Bloom; In The Forge’s Dust And Cinders, In The Tissues Of The Loom
- And The Winds And The Waves Are Always On The Side Of The Ablest Navigators
- And Then There’s The Most Dangerous Risk Of All – The Risk Of Spending Your Life Not Doing What You Want, On The Gamble That You Can Buy The Freedom To Do It Later
- And To The Ocean I Go, To Lose My Mind And Find My Soul
- And You'll See In The Spotlight A Juggling Jott Who Can Juggle Some Stuff You Might Think He Could Not
- Angels Descending, Bring From Above, Echoes Of Mercy, Whispers Of Love
- Anger Is A Great Force. If You Control It, It Can Be Transmuted Into A Power Which Can Move The Whole World.
- Anger Is An Acid That Can Do More Harm To The Vessel In Which It Is Stored Than To Anything On Which It Is Poured
- Angling Is A Way Of Calming The Soul And Setting The Spirit Free
- Angling Is Extremely Time Consuming. That’s Sort Of The Whole Point.
- Angling May Be Said To Be So Like The Mathematics That It Can Never Be Fully Learned
- Animal Human Facial Expressions
- Animal Wearing Hat
- Animals Are Such Agreeable Friends - They Ask No Questions; They Pass No Criticisms
- Another Round
- Ante Up
- Antsy
- Any Cigar Smoker Is A Friend, Because I Know How He Feels
- Any Combining, Mixing, Adding, Diluting, Exploiting, Vulgarizing, Or Popularizing Of Abstract Art Deprives Art Of Its Essence And Depraves The Artist's Artistic Consciousness. Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All.
- Any Cowboy Can Carry A Tune, But A Challenge Comes When He Tries To Unload It
- Any Damn Fool Can Navigate The World Sober. It Takes A Really Good Sailor To Do It Drunk.
- Any Faith That Admires Truth, That Strives To Know God, Must Be Brave Enough To Accommodate The Universe
- Any Foolish Boy Can Stamp On A Beetle, But All The Professors In The World Cannot Make A Beetle
- Any Way You Slice It
- Anyone Can Be A Fisherman In May
- Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man – There’s Your Diamond In The Rough
- Anyone Can Hold The Helm When The Sea Is Calm
- Anyone Who Thinks Heaven Is Not Hot Water Behind A Locked Door Has Forgotten What It Means To Live
- Anything Which May Explode At Any Minute Is Clearly A Girl
- Anytime You See A Turtle Up On Top Of A Fence Post, You Know He Had Some Help
- An Angelfish Priestess In Anemone Drag Sat On A Post And Wished That She Were A Conch Man
- Apes Beat Their Chests So They Don't Have To Fight 24 Hours A Day
- Apish Behavior
- Apple A Day
- Apples to Oranges
- Arse
- Art Can Only Be Great If It Relates Directly To Cosmic Laws And Is Subordinated To Them
- Art Has A Voice - Let It Speak
- Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All
- Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned
- Art Is The Daughter Of Freedom
- Art Is The Skin Of The Soul
- Art Is What You Can Get Away With
- Art, Freedom And Creativity Will Change Society Faster Than Politics
- Artist Palette
- Arts & Crafts
- As A Breastfeeding Mother You Are Basically Just Meals On Wheels
- As A Camel Beareth Labour, And Heat, And Hunger, And Thirst, Through Deserts Of Sand, And Fainteth Not; So The Fortitude Of A Man Shall Sustain Him Through All Perils
- As A Diver You Are Weightless And Can Move In All Directions
- As A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep, So A Life Well Spent Brings Happy Death
- As Boring As A Wet Weekend In Wigan
- As Flat As A Pancake
- As For Being A Little Bunny That Never Says A Word, That Is Truly The Opposite Of Me
- As For Butter Versus Margarine, I Trust Cows More Than Chemists
- As For The Piano, The Faster Her Fingers Flew Over It, The More He Marveled
- As I Lie In Bed I Assume The Shape Of A Big Beetle, A Stag Beetle Or A Cockchafer
- As If There Were No Tomorrow (Party)
- As In Your Dreams, You Are Flying
- As Long As I Have Teeth, I'll Keep Playing
- As Long As Men Are Free To Ask What They Must, Free To Say What They Think, Free To Think What They Will, Freedom Can Never Be Lost And Science Can Never Regress
- As Nice As Ninepence
- As Skinny As A Rail
- As Slow As A Snail
- As Soon As I Touched The Mic, I Knew That's What I Would Do For The Rest Of My Life
- As The Sea Crab Swimmeth Always Against The Stream, So Doth Wit Always Against Wisdom
- As The Sea Shapes Discarded Shards Into Beautiful Sea Glass, Life's Challenges Mold Us Into Stronger, Wiser Beings
- As Tight As A Drum
- As Timid As A Rabbit
- As To Hanging, It Is No Great Hardship. For Were It Not For That, Every Cowardly Fellow Would Turn Pirate And So Unfit The Sea, That Men Of Courage Must Starve.
- Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But What You Can Do For Your Country
- Asleep At The Switch
- Assault With A Deadly Weapon
- Astronomy Compels The Soul To Look Upwards And Leads Us From This World To Another
- At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don’t. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.
- At Home A Friend Will Ask, Been Bird Hunting? You Will Say That You Have, And When He Asks, Have Any Luck? You Will Think Of What You Have Held In Your Heart Instead Of Your Hand, And Then Answer That You Certainly Did – Without A Doubt.
- At One Side Of The Palette There Is White, At The Other Black; And Neither Is Ever Used Neat.
- At The Beach - Time You Enjoyed Wasting, Is Not Wasted
- At The End Of A Gun
- At The End Of The Day, You're Just Phonograph Records
- At The Heart Of It
- At The Round Earth's Imagined Corners, Blow Your Trumpets, Angels
- At The Top Of The Mountain We Are All Snow Leopards
- At The Touch Of Love Everyone Becomes A Poet
- At The Typewriter You Find Out Who You Are
- At What Point Then Is The Approach Of Danger To Be Expected? I Answer, If It Ever Reach Us, It Must Spring Up Amongst Us. It Cannot Come From Abroad. If Destruction Be Our Lot, We Must Ourselves Be Its Author And Finisher. As A Nation Of Freemen, We Must
- Attack
- Au Naturel
- Avast!
- Aw, Phooey!
- Aye
- B Ball
- Baby Bump
- Baby Needs A New Pair Of Shoes
- Bacchanalia
- Back Off
- Back On Ones Feet
- Backside
- Bad Break
- Bad Egg
- Bad Hair Day
- Bageled
- Ballet Is A Dance Executed By The Human Soul
- Ballet Is A Framed Painting With Legs
- Bananas
- Band On The Run
- Bandha
- Bang
- Bang Bang
- Banjo On My Knee
- Bankroll
- Bare Ones Heart
- Barney
- Bash
- Basically We're A Bunch Of Conceited Apes
- Bass Players Are Always The Intellectual Kind, But Nobody Knows It
- Bat In The Cave
- Bath Twice A Day To Be Really Clean, Once A Day To Be Passably Clean, Once A Week To Avoid Being A Public Menace
- Batten Down The Hatches
- Batty
- BBQ
- Be A Flamingo In A Flock Of Pigeons
- Be An Electric Eel In A Goldfish Pond!
- Be As A Bird Perched On A Frail Branch That She Feels Bending Beneath Her, Still She Sings Away All The Same, Knowing She Has Wings
- Be As Thin As A Stick
- Be Brave And Go On An Adventure
- Be Brave As Your Fathers Before You
- Be Brave, Little Bunny. Take A Chance.
- Be Cautious Of Bears At All Times, Even When Being Mauled By A Tiger
- Be Classy. Anything But Trashy.
- Be Halfhearted
- Be In Somebodys Shoes
- Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say
- Be Like A Duck. Calm On The Surface, But Always Paddling Like The Dickens Underneath.
- Be Magnificent As The Leopard, Fight To Win
- Be Motivated Like The Falcon, Hunt Gloriously. Be Magnificent As The Leopard, Fight To Win. Spend Less Time With Nightingales And Peacocks. One Is All Talk, The Other Only Color.
- Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
- Be Thou The Rainbow In The Storms Of Life. The Evening Beam That Smiles The Clouds Away, And Tints Tomorrow With Prophetic Ray.
- Be Tickled Pink
- Beach Bum
- Beach Bum Surfer
- Beach Glass Glass Is The Ultimate Survivor
- Beach Please
- Beach To You It
- Beak
- Beanpole
- Bearcat
- Bears Are Very Nice, As Long As You Are Nice To Them
- Beat Someone To The Punch
- Beat The Band
- Beat The Drum
- Beautiful Eyes
- Beauty In The Water, Angel On The Beach
- Beauty Is A Sign Of Intelligence
- Beauty Is A Type Of Art Everyone Is Trying To Perfect, But No One Realizes It's Abstract Art
- Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
- Beauty Lies In The Depth Of A Character. The Ocean Might Be Pretty, But The Coral Reef Is Magnificent And Beautiful.
- Beauty Sleep
- Beauty: Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Because There Is Such A Law As Gravity, The Universe Can And Will Create Itself From Nothing
- Bed & Breakfast
- Bedroom Eyes
- Bee In The Bonnet
- Beer Belly
- Beer Is Proof That Good Loves Us
- Beer Me
- Before You Start Pointing Fingers, Make Sure Your Hands Are Clean
- Before, I Could Only Guess Of Who I Was. Now, Thanks To My Art, I Know Who I Am.
- Behind The Back
- Behold The Turtle. He Makes Progress Only When He Sticks His Neck Out.
- Behold The Zebra On The Plains, And Shudder At His Mighty Manes!
- Being A Princess Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be
- Being Late Pregnant
- Being Such Wonderfully Uncomplicated Beings, They Need Us To Do Their Worrying
- Being Toast
- Below The Belt
- Bend Over Backwards
- Bend Someones Ear
- Bender
- Beside My Fashion Sense, I Play A Mean Harmonica
- Bet Your Bottom Dollar
- Better Half A Donkey Than Half A Camel
- Better Is Old Wine Than New, And Old Friends Like Wise
- Better Not Pout
- Better To Live One Year As A Tiger, Than A Hundred As Sheep
- Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea
- Bewildered Is The Fox Who Lives To Find That Grapes Beyond Reach Can Be Really Sour
- Beyond A Doubt Truth Bears The Same Relation To Falsehood As Light To Darkness
- Big Apple
- Big Boned
- Big Ears
- Big Eyes
- Big Flies Break The Spider Web
- Big Guns
- Big Kahuna
- Big Occasion
- Big Pot
- Big Shot
- Bikinis, Zucchinis, Martinis. No Weenies.
- Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?
- Bill Me
- Billiards And Boxing, It's All Angles
- Binge
- Birdie
- Birds Sing, Wolves Howl, Crickets Chirp
- Birl
- Birthday Suit
- Bite The Bullet
- Bite Your Lip
- Bite Your Tongue
- Black Ops
- Blast It (The Stereo)
- Blaze Away At
- Bleeding Heart
- Blessed Are The Peacekeepers
- Blind As A Bat
- Block Party
- Bloom Where You Are Planted
- Blow Your Own Trumpet
- Blowing Smoke
- Blowing Stack
- Blowing Zs
- Blown Cover
- Blowout
- Blue
- Blue Blood
- Blue Bottle
- Blue Notes
- Blue Wave
- Blueprint For Success
- Boat Is Nothing Without Water And Man Without His Dreams!
- Bobby
- Body & Mind
- Bogey
- Bombarded
- Bond James Bond
- Boob Job
- Boogey Down
- Book 'Em Danno
- Boom
- Bored Stiff
- Born to Swim
- Bouquet of Flowers
- Bow & Arrow
- Bowl Of Cereal
- Boxed In
- Boy Band
- Boy Scouts And Vampire Slayers Should Always Be Prepared
- Boys Annoyed Her. Girls Annoyed Her. She Should Have Been A Cat.
- Boys In Blue
- Boys Just Aren't Very Good At Being Afraid
- Bravery Is Being Scared To Death And Saddling Up Anyway
- Bread
- Bread And Butter
- Breadwinner
- Break A Leg
- Break Bread
- Break Ones Back
- Break Someones Heart
- Break Windows, Smoke Cigars, And Stay Up Late. Tell Em To Do That, They'll Find A Little Pot Of Gold
- Breakfast Of Champions
- Breakfast Of Champions Cereal
- Breast Milk Is Better Than Any Udder Milk
- Breathing Becomes A Rhythmic Melody Of Inhalations And Exhalations
- Brewski
- Bring A Vampire Around, People Start Discovering Religion
- Bring It
- Broad In The Beam
- Brogans
- Brown Bread
- Bruiser
- Brush Your Hair Until It Snaps With Electricity
- Brush Your Messy Hair, Embrace A Bun, And Take On The World
- Bubba Shot The Jukebox Last Night, Said It Played A Sad Song And Made Him Cry
- Bubble Gum Bubble
- Bubbles Are Always New; You Just Can't Find An Old Bubble
- Buffalo Butt
- Bug Eyed
- Build A Bridge By Extending Your Hand
- Bulging At The Seams
- Bulldogs Have Been Known To Fall On Their Swords When Confronted By My Superior Tenacity
- Bun In The Oven
- Bundle Of Money
- Bunny
- Burger
- Burn The Candle At Both Ends
- Burning Mad
- Burnt Beans
- Bushed (Woman)
- Busted
- Busy As A One Legged Man In An Ass Kicking Contest
- Busy Bee
- But If You Want To Change The World, Don't Be Afraid Of The Circuses
- Butt
- Butt Naked
- Butterflies Are Nature’s Angels. They Remind Us What A Gift It Is To Be Alive.
- Butterflies, And Zebras, And Moonbeams, And Fairy Tales That’s All She Ever Thinks About Riding With The Wind
- Button Your Lip
- Buying Spree
- Buzz Me
- By Blood A King, In Heart A Clown
- By Common Sense Gray Hairs Are A Crown Of Glory; The Only Object Of Respect That Can Never Excite Envy
- By My Estimation, Dating Was 1 Percent Confidence And 99 Percent Troubleshooting
- By Perseverance The Snail Reached The Ark
- Call Me
- Call Your Bluff
- Called By The Sirens And Followed By An Albatross
- Calling Fly Fishing A Hobby Is Like Calling Brain Surgery A Job
- Candy is Dandy
- Candyass
- Cannon Fodder
- Capture One's Heart
- Car Design
- Cards
- Cards Stacked Against You
- Caricature Is Rough Truth
- Carousal
- Carpe Diem Does Not Mean Fish Of The Day
- Carry On Camel
- Carving Is Easy, You Just Go Down To The Skin And Stop
- Cash
- Cash On The Nail
- Cast Off
- Cast One's Bread Upon The Waters
- Cat Got Your Tongue
- Catch A Wave
- Catch The Life With The Agility Of A Dog Trying To Get A Hold Of The Flying Frisbee!
- Catching Some Zs
- Caterpillars Can Fly, If They Just Lighten Up
- Catgut Scraper
- Cats Are A Mysterious Kind Of Folk
- Cats Are Connoisseurs Of Comfort
- Cats Are Inquisitive, But Hate To Admit It
- Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Purpose
- Cats Are Only Human; They Have Their Faults
- Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause The Most Inconvenience
- Cats Speak Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Caution: Mama Bear On Duty!
- Caviar Is To Dining What A Sable Coat Is To A Girl In Evening Dress
- Caws Pobi
- Celebration Happens When The Mind Unites With The Spirit
- Celebration Is The Hymn And Sacred Dance
- Cerveza
- Chalk It Up To
- Chameleon Like
- Champagne Tastes
- Champions Emerge From A Combination Of Luck, Hard Work, And Heartache
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right (Female Only)
- Change Is Like Putting Lipstick On A Bulldog. The Bulldog's Appearance Hasn't Improved, But Now It's Really Angry.
- Character Shows Up Best When Tested
- Cheap Shot
- Cheese On Toast
- Cherry
- Chewing Gum
- Chic
- Chic (Hat Woman)
- Chicago Blues
- Chicks Dig A Man In A Kilt
- Children Are The Hands By Which We Take Hold Of Heaven
- Children Should Never Have Baths, My Grandmother Said. It's A Dangerous Habit.
- Choose Your Weapon
- Christmas In The Heart Puts Christmas In The Air
- Cigars Served Me For Precisely Fifty Years As Protection And A Weapon In The Combat Of Life... I Owe To The Cigar A Great Intensification Of My Capacity To Work And A Facilitation Of My Self-Control.
- Cinderella Is Proof That A New Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life
- Circus
- Claiming There Is No Other Life In The Universe Is Like Scooping Up Some Water, Looking At The Cup And Claiming There Are No Whales In The Ocean
- Clambake
- Class Yoga
- Clean Break
- Clear Eyed
- Clever Bears Think Of Everything
- Climb Up The Family Tree High Enough And You’ll Find A Commoner Who Dared To Take A Chance
- Close To One's Heart
- Clothes Mean Nothing Until Someone Lives In Them
- Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung
- Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am
- Co Co Rico
- Cockel Doodle Doo
- Coconuts
- Coif
- Coin Coinage
- Cold One
- Cold Pizza Is A Perfect Breakfast, With Lots Of Salt
- Colored Pencils
- Come
- Come About
- Coming Out Ones Ears
- Concentrate Your Energies, Your Thoughts And Your Capital. The Wise Man Puts All His Eggs In One Basket And Watches The Basket.
- Conch! Conch! Shouted Jack
- Conformity Is The Ape Of Harmony
- Conk
- Continental Breakfast
- Cooking
- Cooking Is Like Love. It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Not At All.
- Cool Ones Heels
- Country Blues
- Courage Doesn’t Always Roar
- Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway
- Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The Board Than Bulls
- Crab Is Like, If I'm Gonna Die, We All Gonna Die. I Admire That.
- Crank It Up
- Crayons
- Crick In One's Back
- Cricket
- Crikey Means Gee Whiz, Wow!
- Crocodile Tears
- Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill And Eat You. People Are Harder. Sometimes They Pretend To Be Your Friend First.
- Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met
- Croque Monsieur
- Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die
- Cry Baby
- Cuppa Joe
- Cuppa Tea
- Curiosity Killed The Cat
- Cut Bait
- Cute As A Bug
- Cutie Pie
- Cutie Pie II
- Cycling
- Dagwood Sandwich
- Damn My Blood, I Am Sorry They Won't Let You Have Your Sloop Again, For I Scorn To Do Anyone A Mischief, When It Is Not For My Advantage
- Damn Ye Altogether: Damn Them For A Pack Of Crafty Rascals, And You, Who Serve Them, For A Parcel Of Hen Hearted Numbskulls
- Damn Ye, You Are A Sneaking Puppy, And So Are All Those Who Will Submit To Be Governed By Laws Which Rich Men Have Made For Their Own Security
- Damn You Villains, Who Are You? And From Whence Came You?
- Damnation Seize My Soul If I Give You Quarters, Or Take Any From You
- Damselfly A Blue Wisp Of A Whisper
- Dance First. Think Later. It's The Natural Order.
- Dance Is The Hidden Language Of The Soul
- Dance Like No One Is Watching
- Dancing Fool
- Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face
- Darling
- Dating Is Probably The Most Important Aspect Of A Single Person's Life
- Dating Means Two Things; Disillusionment Or A Racing Heart
- Day At The Beach
- Dead Presidents
- Dead Tired (Woman)
- Dealt A Bad Hand
- Dear To Ones Heart
- Death
- Deck The Halls
- Deep Fried
- Deep Six
- Deep Sleep
- Delta Blues
- Democracy Is The Art And Science Of Running The Circus From The Monkey Cage
- Depression Is Being Color Blind And Constantly Told How Colorful The World Is
- Depression Is Like A Bruise That Never Goes Away. A Bruise In Your Mind. You Just Got To Be Careful Not To Touch It Where It Hurts. It's Always There Though.
- Design Car
- Design Castle & Palace
- Design Easter Egg
- Design Garden
- Devine Nourishment
- Dial & Grin
- Dice
- Did You Know You Can't Steer A Boat That Isn't Moving? Just Like A Life.
- Did You Think The Lion Was Sleeping Because He Didn't Roar?
- Didn't Have Nintendo, We Just Poured Salt On Snails
- Didn't Have The Heart
- Didn't Miss A Beat
- Die On The Vine
- Diggety Dog
- Dinero
- Dingwallace
- Direct Mail
- Dirge
- Dive In
- Divine In Hookas, Glorious In A Pipe. When Tipp'd With Amber, Mellow, Rich, And Ripe;... Yet Thy True Lovers More Admire By Far Thy Naked Beauties - Give Me A Cigar!
- Do
- Do II
- Do Not Allow To Slip Away From You Freedoms The People Who Came Before You Won With Such Hard Knocks
- Do Not Be Afraid When A Monkey Sits On Your Shoulder
- Do Not Be The Proverbial Crab In A Bucket And Make War With Those Around You! Work Together And Grow! Love! Live Life!
- Do Not Blame God For Having Created The Tiger, But Thank Him For Not Having Given It Wings
- Do Not Copy Nature Too Much. Art Is An Abstraction.
- Do Not Let What You Can Not Do Interfere With What You Can Do
- Do Not Tell Fish Stories Where The People Know You. Particularly, Don't Tell Them Where They Know The Fish.
- Do Not Try To Fight A Lion If You Are Not One Yourself
- Do What You Fear And Your Fears Disappear
- Do You Ever Get Anywhere?
- Do You Know What My Favorite Part Of The Game Is? The Opportunity To Play.
- Do You Want To Go Halfsies On A $200 Squirt Gun?
- Dodged A Bullet
- Does He Know He's Alive Or What
- Does Ones Heart Good
- Doesn't Miss A Meal
- Dog & Bone
- Dog Are Good For The Soul
- Dog Is God Spelled Backward
- Dog Tired
- DOG: A Kind Of Additional Or Subsidiary Diety Designed To Catch The Overflow Or Surplus Of The World's Worship
- Doggy Paddle
- Dogs Are Better Than Human Beings Because They Know But Do Not Tell
- Dogs Are Our Link To Paradise
- Dogs Are The Magicians Of The Universe
- Dogs Believe They Are Human. Cats Believe They Are God.
- Dogs Breakfast
- Dogs Come When They’re Called; Cats Take A Message And Get Back To You Later
- Dogs Do Speak, But Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Dogs Eat. Cats Dine.
- Dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans.
- Dollars To Donuts
- Dolphins: Animals That Are So Intelligent That, Within A Few Weeks Of Captivity, They Can Train A Man To Stand On The Edge Of Their Pool And Throw Them Food Three Times A Day
- Don't Be A Fish; Be A Frog. Swim In The Water And Jump When You Hit The Ground.
- Don't Be A Tiger's Head With A Snake's Tail
- Don't Be Afraid To Sparkle A Little Brighter
- Don't Be Afraid. Change Is Such A Beautiful Thing, Said The Butterfly.
- Don't Be Always Insisting Upon Managing Their Boats, And Putting Your Oars In The Water With Theirs
- Don't Be Cruel
- Don't Believe My Ears
- Don't Bite The Boob That Feeds You
- Don't Blink
- Don't Call Us
- Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.
- Don't Dig Your Grave With Your Own Knife And Fork
- Don't Do The Crime
- Don't Give Me Any Lip
- Don't Go In If You Don't Know The Way Out
- Don't Have A Cow, Man
- Don't Interfere With Something That Ain't Botherin You None
- Don't Let Your Yearnings Get Ahead Of Your Earnings
- Don't Limit Your Challenges. Challenge Your Limits.
- Don't Lose Any Sleep Over It
- Don't Make Waves
- Don't Pick Your Nose
- Don't Play The Saxophone. Let It Play You.
- Don't Poke The Bear
- Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
- Don't Rock The Boat
- Don't Shoot
- Don't Take Yourself So Seriously. You’re Just A Monkey With A Plan
- Don't Taunt The Alligator Until After You've Crossed The Creek
- Don't Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit When There Are Footsteps On The Moon
- Don't Tell People Your Dreams. Show Them.
- Don't Try To Be Something To Everyone. Be Everything To Someone.
- Don't Use Force; Get A Bigger Hammer!
- Don't Waffle
- Don't Worry About Bitin' Off More'n You Can Chew; Your Mouth Is Probably A Whole Lot Bigger'n You Think
- Don't Worry, Beach Happy
- Don't Worry. Be Happy.
- Dosh
- Double Agent
- Dough
- Down
- Down Here All The Fish Are Happy
- Down In Louisiana Where The Alligators Grow So Mean, There Lived A Girl That I Swear To The World Made The Alligators Look Tame
- Down The Rabbit Hole
- Dozing Off
- Draft
- Draw Fire
- Dream Tonight Of Peacock Tails, Diamond Fields And Spouter Whales. Ills Are Many, Blessing Few, But Dreams Tonight Will Shelter You.
- Dream Tonight Of Peacock Tails, Diamond Fields And Spouter Whales. Ills Are Many, Blessings Few, But Dreams Tonight Will Shelter You. II
- Dress Shabbily And They Remember The Dress; Dress Impeccably And They Remember The Woman
- Dried Leaves
- Drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span
- Drink And Dance And Laugh And Lie, Love, The Reeling Midnight Through, For Tomorrow We Shall Die! But, Alas, We Never Do.
- Drive By Shooting
- Drowsy
- Drum Something Into Ones Head
- Dry Behind The Ears
- Ducks Quack Loudly Before A Rain
- Dude
- Dumbo Ears
- Dusting For Prints
- Duty, Honor, Country. Those Three Hallowed Words Reverently Dictate What You Ought To Be, What You Can Be, What You Will Be.
- E = MC2
- Each Of Us As He Receives His Private Trouncings At The Hands Of Fate Is Kept In Good Heart By Hearing Of The Moth In His Brother’s Parachute And The Scorpion In His Neighbor’s Underwear
- Each One Hopes That If He Feeds The Crocodile Enough, The Crocodile Will Eat Him Last. All Of Them Hope That The Storm Will Pass Before Their Turn Comes To Be Devoured. But I Fear - I Fear Greatly - The Storm Will Not Pass. It Will Rage And It Will Roar,
- Ear To The Ground
- Earn One's Daily Bread
- Earth Is A Small Town With Many Neighborhoods In A Very Big Universe
- Earth Laughs In Flowers
- Easy Money
- Eat A Live Frog First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day
- Eat Breakfast Like A King, Lunch Like A Prince, And Dinner Like A Pauper
- Eat Cake
- Eat Drink And Be Merry
- Eat First, Question Later (If At All)
- Eat Like A Horse
- Eat Your Heart Out
- Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
- Eat. Sleep. Dive.
- Eating A Raw Oyster Is Like French Kissing A Mermaid
- Eating An Oyster Is Like Kissing The Sea
- Eating And Sleeping Are The Only Activities That Should Be Allowed To Interrupt A Man's Enjoyment Of His Cigar
- Eating For Two
- Eating Oysters Is Like Swallowing A Kiss
- Eavesdropping
- Eddie Would Go
- Eight Ball
- Einstein
- Einstein Was Smarter Than His Parents
- Electric Blues
- Elegance Is Elimination
- Elegance Is Not Standing Out, But Being Remembered
- Elegant
- Elephantine
- Elephants And Grandchildren Never Forget
- Elvis The Pelvis
- Emancipate Yourselves From Mental Slavery, None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!
- Engine
- English Breakfast
- English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. In The Shower.
- Enjoy The Show
- Envy, If Surrounded On All Sides By The Brightness Of Another’s Prosperity, Like The Scorpion Confined Within A Circle Of Fire, Will Sting Itself To Death
- Erase The Word Failure From Your Vocabulary
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Europe Was Created By History. America Was Created By Philosophy.
- Even A Cow Creates Ambiguous Signifiers. The Moo Of Mystery.
- Even A Fish Wouldn't Get Into Trouble If It Kept Its Mouth Shut
- Even A Frog Would Bite If It Had Teeth
- Even A Hare, The Weakest Of Animals, May Insult A Dead Lion
- Even A Snail Will Eventually Reach Its Destination
- Even After Killing Ninety Nine Tigers The Maharaja Should Beware Of The Hundredth
- Even An Abstract Form Has To Have A Likeness
- Even As They Are Dying, As Their Flesh Is Falling Away From Their Spines, I Have Seen Salmon Fighting To Protect Their Nests
- Even If You Fall On Your Face, You're Still Moving Forward
- Even Keel
- Even Money
- Even Monkeys Fall From Trees
- Even Old Foxes Are Caught In The Snare
- Even Snakes Are Afraid Of Snakes
- Even The Ears Must Dance
- Even The Friendliest Snake Will Strike
- Even The Tiniest Of Flowers Can Have The Toughest Roots
- Even The Tiniest Poodle Is Lionhearted, Ready To Do Anything To Defend Home, Master, And Mistress
- Even The Tiniest Things Can Be Miracles
- Eventually, All Things Merge Into One, And A River Runs Through It
- Every Dog Is A Lion At Home
- Every Dog Must Have His Day
- Every Flower Blooms At Its Own Pace
- Every Flower Must Grow Through Dirt
- Every Human Being Is A Clown But Only Few Have The Courage To Show It
- Every Human Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under Their Skin
- Every Man Contemplates An Angel In His Future Self
- Every Man Is To Be Had One Way Or Another And Every Woman Almost Anyway
- Every Pearl Has Its Oyster
- Every Piece Of Sea Glass Has A Potent Power, A Story Of Resilience And Beauty In The Chaos Of The Waves
- Every Pizza Is A Perfect Pizza If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself
- Every Quiet Step Is Thunder To Beetle Life Underfoot
- Every Time A Champagne Bottle Pops, A Party Angel Gets His Wings
- Every Time I Slip Into The Ocean, It’s Like Going Home
- Every Time This Man Puts His Trumpet To His Lips, Even If Only To Practice Three Notes, He Does It With His Whole Soul
- Every Trade, Every Craft Has Its Hat
- Everybody In The Pool
- Everybody Must Have A Fantasy
- Everybody Needs Beauty As Well As Bread, Places To Play In And Pray In, Where Nature May Heal And Give Strength To Body And Soul
- Everybody Told Me This Girl On The Piano Thing Is Never Going To Work
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Everyone Gives Them Lots Of Space
- Everyone Loves A Kick-Ass Girl
- Everyone Needs A Dog To Adore Him, And A Tiger To Bring Him Back To Reality
- Everyone Should Believe In Something. I Believe I Should Go To The Beach.
- Everyone Should Believe In Something. I Believe I’ll Go Fishing.
- Everyone Thinks They Have The Best Dog, And None Of Them Are Wrong
- Everything I Do, I Do It For You
- Everything I Know About Morality And The Obligations Of Men I Owe It To Football (Soccer)
- Everything I Know, I Learned From Dogs
- Everything In Africa Bites, But The Safari Bug Is Worst Of All
- Everything In Life I Share, Except Of Course My Teddy Bear!
- Everything Is Better In Purple
- Everything Is Just Ducky
- Everything Is Practice
- Everything Tastes Better Covered In Whipped Cream
- Everything That Drowned Me Taught Me How To Swim
- Everything You See Exists Together In A Delicate Balance
- Everywhere That Freedom Stirs, Let Tyrants Fear
- Evil Is Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid
- Evolution Is A Process That Never Stops. Baboons Who Fail To Exhibit Moral Behavior Do Not Survive; They Wind Up As Meat For Leopards.
- Evolution Is So Creative. That's How We Got Giraffes.
- Exaggeration Is The Octopus Of The English Language
- Excellence Is The Gradual Result Of Always Striving To Do Better
- Except From The Americans — But Every Pearl Has Its Oyster
- Expecting
- Experience Is…A Kind Of Huge Spider Web Of The Finest Silken Threads Suspended In The Chamber Of Consciousness, And Catching Every Airborne Particle In Its Tissue
- Extend Your Hand With The Strongest Reach
- Eye Of Newt, And Toe Of Frog, Wool Of Bat, And Tongue Of Dog, Adder’s Fork, And Blind Worm’s Sting, Lizard’s Leg, And Owlet’s Wing, For A Charm Of Powerful Trouble, Like A Hell-Broth Boil And Bubble
- Eyeballing
- Eyes Brown
- Eyes Dark
- Eyes Green
- Eyes Red
- Eyes Yellow
- F You
- Face & Body Painting
- Face Lips
- Face The Music
- Face: Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Facial Expressions Animal
- Facial Expressions Animal People
- Failing Is Part Of The Process. How You Brush Yourself Off And Get Back In The Saddle Counts The Most.
- Failure Is Like A Caterpillar Before It Becomes A Butterfly
- Faint Of Heart
- Fairies Are Just Girls With Glitter In Their Veins
- Falling On Deaf Ears
- Fame Is Like Caviar, You Know - It's Good To Have Caviar But Not When You Have It At Every Meal Every Day
- Familiarity Makes The Lion More Dangerous
- Fancy Feathers Make Peacocks, But You Pluck Them And See What's Left
- Fanny
- Far Clouds Of Feathery Gold. Shaded With Deepest Purple, Gleam. Like Islands On A Dark Blue Sea.
- Faraway A Leopard Barked That High, Dissatisfied Deep Roar It Cuts Off So Sharply, As If Its Annoyance Is Too Great To Express, Can Only Be Appeased
- Fashion Is At Once A Caterpillar And A Butterfly, Caterpillar By Day, Butterfly By Night
- Fashion Is Instant Language
- Fashion Is Like Eating, You Shouldn't Stick To The Same Menu
- Fashion Is The Armor To Survive The Reality Of Everyday Life
- Fashion You Can Buy, But Style You Posess
- Fashionable
- Fashions Fade. Style Is Eternal.
- Fast Food
- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
- Fat Lip
- Feed The Alligators And You Get Bigger Alligators
- Feel Your Oats
- Feeling Blue
- Feeling Squeaky Clean
- Feelings Are Much Like Waves. We Can't Stop Them From Coming But We Can Choose Which One To Surf.
- Feliz Navidad
- Fend Off
- Fetch
- Fetes
- Few Can Sojourn Long Within The Unspoiled Wilderness Of A Game Sanctuary, Surrounded On All Sides By Its Confiding Animals, Without Absorbing Its Atmosphere; The Spirit Of The Wild Is Quick To Assert Supremacy, And No Man Of Any Sensibility Can Resist Her
- Few Cards Short Of A Deck
- Few Realize How Loud Their Expressions Really Are. Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say.
- Fiction Is Like A Spider's Web, Attached Ever So Lightly Perhaps, But Still Attached To Life At All Four Corners
- Fields Have Eyes Woods Have Ears
- Fife And Drum
- Fight Fire With Water
- Fighting Mad
- Fill Someones Shoes
- Filthy Rich
- Finale
- Fine Feathers, They Say, Make Fine Birds
- Fingers Crossed
- Fingers Don't Have Much To Do With Playing The Piano
- Fire Away
- Firearm
- Firecracker
- First We Eat, Then We Do Everything Else
- First We Molt, Then Spin A Web, After This We Weave, Until Our Food Is Dead. Next Dancing A Jig, And Waiting For A Meal, Then We Wrestle A Bit Til We Sit And Eat Our Fill.
- Fish Or Cut Bait
- Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes
- Fishing Is Boring Unless You Catch An Actual Fish, And Then It Is Disgusting
- Fishing Is Just Like Drinking - If You Do It Right, You'll Eventually Fall Into It
- Fishing Is Marvelous…There Is The Irresistible Urge To Tangle With The Mysterious And Unknown, To Rely On Intuition And Hunches
- Fishing Is Much More Than Fish. It Is The Great Occasion When We May Return To The Fine Simplicity Of Our Forefathers.
- Fishing Is Not Just A Hobby; It's A State Of Mind
- Fishing Is Unquestionably A Form Of Madness But, Happily, For The Once Bitten There Is No Cure
- Fishing Seems To Be The Great Occasion When All Manner Of Contradictions Reconcile Themselves
- Fit As A Fiddle Woman
- Fitness Yoga
- Five-O
- Flapjacks
- Flesh Sells
- Flies Are The Dead Man's Revenge
- Flip Your Hair Like You Just Don't Care
- Flipping Burgers
- Flirty
- Float A Trial Balloon
- Float Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee
- Floor It
- Flower Arrangement
- Flower Of This Purple Dye, Hit With Cupid’s Archery, Sink In The Apple Of His Eye
- Flowers Grow Out Of Dark Moments
- Flowery
- Flowery People
- Fluffle
- Fly A Kite
- Fly Fishermen Are Born Honest, But They Get Over It
- Flying Without Feathers Is Not Easy: My Wings Have No Feathers
- Folk Will Know How Large Your Soul Is By The Way You Treat A Dog
- Folks Heres A Story About Minnie The Moocher
- Follow In Someone's Footsteps
- Follow Suit
- Follow Your Heart
- Follow Your Nose
- Food For Thought
- Food Is Like Sex: When You Abstain, Even The Worst Stuff Begins To Look Good
- Fools Gold
- Football (Soccer) Is The Ballet Of The Masses
- Football American
- For A Clownfish, He's Not That Funny
- For A Good Life: Work Like A Dog. Eat Like A Horse. Think Like A Fox. And Play Like A Rabbit.
- For All Your Days Prepare, And Meet Them Ever Alike: When You Are The Anvil, Bear. When You Are The Hammer, Strike.
- For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One
- For Love Or Money
- For Magnificence, For Variety Of Form And Color, For The Profusion Of Brilliant Life — Bird, Insect, Reptile, Beast — For Vast Scale — Uganda Is Truly The Pearl of Africa
- For Me, They Are The Role Model For Being Alive
- For Most People, This Is As Close To Being An Astronaut As You'll Ever Get
- For One To Fly, One Needs Only To Take The Reins
- For The Gunner Who Feels As I Do, Each Shot Is Enough To Lift Him For A Day; And For That One Moment Of Glory When He Hits, He Is The Point, The Flare Of Fan, The Roaring Gun And The Slant And The Falling Bird While That Moment Lasts.
- For The Wise Man Looks Into Space And He Knows There Is No Limited Dimensions
- For Undemocratic Reasons And For Motives Not Of State, They Arrive At Their Conclusions, Largely Inarticulate. Being Void Of Self-Expression They Confide Their Views To None; But Sometimes In A Smoking Room, One Learns Why Things Were Done.
- For Whatever We Lose (Like A You Or A Me), It’s Always Our Self We Find In The Sea
- For When The Wine Is In, The Wit Is Out
- Forked Tongue
- Form Itself, Even If Completely Abstract ... Has Its Own Inner Sound
- Formal
- Fortune Brings In Some Boats That Are Not Steered
- Forty Winks
- Four Eyes
- Four Snakes Gliding Up And Down A Hollow For No Purpose That I Could See - Not To Eat, Not For Love, But Only Gliding
- Foxy
- Foxy II
- Free Time
- Freedom Has Cost Too Much Blood And Agony To Be Relinquished At The Cheap Price Of Rhetoric
- Freedom Has Never Been Free
- Freedom Is Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose
- Freedom Is Like Taking A Bath: You Got To Keep Doing It Every Day
- Freedom Is Never Given; It Is Won
- Freedom Is Never More Than One Generation Away From Extinction. We Didn't Pass It To Our Children In The Bloodstream. It Must Be Fought For, Protected, And Handed On For Them To Do The Same.
- Freedom Is The Oxygen Of The Soul
- Freedom Without Virtue Isn't Freedom - It Will Eventually Destroy A Society
- French
- French Fries
- French Hornist
- French Kiss
- Fresh October Brings The Pheasant, Then To Gather Nuts Is Pleasant
- Friendly Fire
- Friends, Sun, Sand And Sea, That Sounds Like Summer To Me
- Fries Before Guys
- Frog In A Little Pond Can Be Much Happier Than Fish In A Vast Ocean!
- From Between The Regions Of Truth And Fiction
- From Birth, Man Carries The Weight Of Gravity On His Shoulders. He Is Bolted To Earth. But Man Has Only To Sink Beneath The Surface And He Is Free.
- From Our Birthday, Until We Die, Is But The Winking Of An Eye
- From The Bottom Of My Heart
- Front Money
- Frosted
- Fruit Still Life
- Fruity
- Full Figured
- Full Steam Ahead
- Funny Like A Clown Onstage? Or Funny Like A Clown Hanging Around The Entrance To A Bank?
- Funny Money
- Fuzz
- G & T
- Gala
- Gamble
- Game
- Game American Football
- Game Archery
- Game Baseball
- Game Basketball
- Game Billiards Pool
- Game Cards
- Game Cricket
- Game Dice
- Game Golf
- Game Paintball
- Game Pattern
- Game Swim Meet
- Game Tennis
- Games Lubricate The Body And Mind (Woman)
- Garage Band
- Garden Design
- Generally, I Like To Be As Half Naked As I Possibly Can
- Genius
- Get 'Em
- Get At The Heart Of It
- Get Back
- Get Back (Fireworks)
- Get Cold Feet
- Get Off Someones Back
- Get Off Your Butt
- Get Ones Feet Wet
- Get Some Zs
- Get The Jump On
- Get The Show On The Road
- Get Together
- Get Up From That Piano You Hurt'n Its Feelings
- Get Your Money's Worth
- Get Your Red Hots
- Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything
- Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything II
- Getting My Ducks In A Row
- Getting Out Of Dodge
- Gimme
- Girl Just Wanna Have Sun
- Girls Are Nothing To Be Afraid Of, No Matter The Kind. Boys On The Other Hand.
- Girls Be Like I'm Fine But Then They Write Poems In The Notes App
- Girls Just Wanna Have Sun
- Girls. Jesus Christ. They Can Drive You Crazy.
- Girls: A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- Girls: All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- Girls: Boys Annoyed Her. Girls Annoyed Her. She Should Have Been A Cat.
- Girls: Boys Just Aren't Very Good At Being Afraid
- Girls: Fairies Are Just Girls With Glitter In Their Veins
- Girls: Fries Before Guys
- Girls: Let Her Bloom
- Girls: Love Her And Let Her Bloom
- Girls: Not Knowing You Can't Do Something, Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Girls: The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- Girls: The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Thorns
- Girls: There Is So Much Woman In Many A Girl And Too Much Boy In Many A Man
- Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime
- Give A Man A Fish, And He Has Food For A Day; Teach Him How To Fish, And You Can Get Rid Of Him For The Entire Weekend
- Give It Your Best Shot
- Give Lip Service
- Give Me A Jingle
- Give Me Caviar Kaspia And Give Me A Hamburger. I Love The Two Extremes.
- Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine
- Give Me Tiaras And Boys In Tights Any Day
- Give You A Run For Your Money
- Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar
- Glamour Is About Feeling Good In Your Own Skin
- Glutton For Punishment
- Gnarly
- Go Along for the Ride
- Go Blow It Out Your Ear
- Go Down Like A Lead Balloon
- Go Fly A Kite
- Go For A Swim
- Go Great Guns
- Go Large
- Go Suck An Egg
- God Changes Caterpillars Into Butterflies, Sand Into Pearls, And Coal Into Diamonds Using Time And Pressure. He’s Working On You, Too
- God Has Given Us Two Hands, One To Receive With And The Other To Give With
- God Has Given You One Face, And You Make Yourself Another
- God Made Only Water, But Man Made Wine
- God Made The Cat To Give Man The Pleasure Of Stroking A Tiger
- God Must’ve Had A Blast Painting The Stripes On The Zebra, Hanging The Stars In The Sky, Putting The Gold In The Sunset
- Going Bananas
- Going On A Bender
- Gold Medals Aren’t Really Made Of Gold. They’re Made Of Sweat, Determination, And A Hard-To-Find Alloy Called Guts.
- Golden
- Goldfish Are Flowers ... Flowers That Move
- Golf
- Gone Fishing
- Good Advice Once Was Worth A Camel; Now That It Is Free Of Charge, No One Takes It
- Good Clean Fun
- Good Food Ends With Good Talk
- Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere
- Good Habits Formed At Youth Make All The Difference
- Good Hand
- Good Is Not Good When Better Is Expected
- Good Judgment Comes From Experience, And A Lotta That Comes From Bad Judgment
- Good Money After Bad
- Good Night Sleep Tight
- Good Things Seem To Come At The End Of The Day - Rare Moments Would Be As Rare, Fair Thoughts As Fair At Any Hour, But Because The Day Is Dying Each Is The More Precious As The Lordly Ridges Swallow Time
- Good Times And Tan Lines
- Good Travels At A Snail's Pace
- Good Wine Praises Itself
- Goody Two Shoes
- Gorgeous Hair Is The Best Revenge
- Got Milk
- Got Pluck
- Got The Blues
- Got Ya
- Grab Life By The Horn
- Gracious Words Are A Honeycomb, Sweet To The Soul And Healing To The Bones
- Graffiti
- Great Art Is Never Perfect; Perfect Art Is Never Great.
- Great Food Is Like Great Sex. The More You Have The More You Want.
- Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
- Greed
- Green
- Greenbacks
- Griddle Cakes
- Grooming
- Gum
- Gun Down
- Gun Paintball
- Guns
- Guns Blazing
- Gunships
- Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, Where’d You Get The Pig? Guy Says, This Is A Duck. Bartender Says, I Was Talking To The Duck.
- Hair Brings One’s Self Image Into Focus; It Is Vanity’s Proving Ground. Hair Is Terribly Personal, A Tangle Of Mysterious Prejudices.
- Hair Is An Accoutrement
- Hair Is Jewelry. It's An Accessory.
- Hair Is The First Thing. And Teeth The Second. Hair And Teeth. A Man Got Those Two Things He's Got It All.
- Hair Style Is The Final Tip Off Whether Or Not A Woman Really Knows Herself
- Hair Trigger
- Hairdressing Is Not A Job, It's A Craft
- Half A Loaf Is Better Than No Bread
- Half The Failures In Life Result From Pulling In One’s Horse When It Is Leaping
- Halfhearted
- Hallo, Rabbit, He Said, Is That You? Let’s Pretend It Isn’t, Said Rabbit, And See What Happens.
- Hambomb
- Hammer
- Hands Have Their Own Language
- Hands Up
- Hang 10
- Hanging Ones Hat
- Hanging With My Gull Friends
- Happier Than A Seagull With A French Fry
- Happily Ever After Is Not A Fairy - It's A Choice
- Happiness Always Looks Small While You Hold It In Your Hands, But Let It Go, And You Learn At Once How Big And Precious It Is
- Happiness Blooms From Within
- Happiness Comes In Waves
- Happiness Is A Day At The Beach
- Happiness Is A Journey, Not A Destination
- Happiness Is A Thing To Be Practiced, Like The Violin
- Happiness Is A Warm Puppy
- Happiness Is Like A Butterfly, The More You Chase It, The More It Will Evade You, But If You Notice The Other Things Around You, It Will Gently Come And Sit On Your Shoulder
- Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.
- Happy
- Happy Christmas
- Happy Hour
- Happy Hour (Party)
- Hard Cash
- Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Doesn’t Work Hard
- Harmonica Is Like A Voice
- Hate Mail
- Hate, It Has Caused A Lot Of Problems In This World, But Has Not Solved One Yet
- Haters Are Like Crickets. Crickets Make a Lot Of Noise, You Hear It But You Can’t See Them, Then Right When You Walk Bye, They’re Quiet.
- Hatter
- Have A Bash
- Have A Bit Of Fun
- Have A Blast
- Have A Bun In The Oven
- Have A Change Of Heart
- Have A Heart Of Stone
- Have A Heart To Heart Talk
- Have A Kip
- Have A Leg Up
- Have A Shot At
- Have Fun Storming The Castle
- Have Legs
- Have Someone's Back
- Have Someones Ear
- Have The Will Of A Tiger, The Strength Of A Leopard, And The Heart Of A Lion
- Have You Ever Watched A Male Lobster Rise Up On The Tips Of His Legs And Snap His Claws, Demanding Female Attention?
- Having A Ball
- He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting Below It
- He Doth Like The Ape, That The Higher He Climbs The More He Shows His Arse
- He Fishes Well Who Uses A Golden Hook
- He Is As Brave As A Bulldog And As Tenacious As A Lobster If He Gets His Claws Upon Anyone
- He Is In That Goldfish Bowl And He's Swimming Against The Tide
- He Is Like The Fox, Who Effaces His Tracks In The Sand With His Tail
- He Is Not Worthy Of The Honey Comb That Shuns The Hives Because The Bees Have Stings
- He Laid The Conch Against His Lips, Took A Deep Breath And Blew Once More
- He Looks Much More Like A Lobster Than Most Lobsters Do
- He Might Make A Violin Player, But He'll Never Make No Fiddler
- He Only Earns His Freedom And His Life Who Takes Them Every Day By Storm
- He Paints A Dolphin In The Woods, A Boar In The Waves
- He Runs Like A Camel. A Really Pissed Off Camel.
- He Seems Determined To Make A Trumpet Sound Like A Tin Whistle
- He Steals Grapes And Fruit Like A Monkey
- He That Has Been Bitten By A Snake Is Afraid Of A Rope
- He Was A Bold Man That First Ate An Oyster
- He Was So Learned That He Could Name A Horse In Nine Languages; So Ignorant That He Bought A Cow To Ride On
- He Who Builds On The Favours Of The Great, Advances Towards Fortune Mounted On A Crab
- He Who Chases Two Rabbits, Catches None
- He Who Eats Alone Chokes Alone
- He Who Pays The Piper Calls The Tune
- He Who Rides The Tiger Finds It Difficult To Dismount
- He Who Understands Baboon Would Do More Towards Metaphysics Than Locke
- He Who Wants To Catch Fish Must Not Mind Getting Wet
- He Who Wants To Catch Foxes Must Hunt With Geese
- He Will Be Eating Curds And Honey When He Knows Enough To Reject The Wrong And Choose The Right
- He Wrapped Himself In Quotations - As A Beggar Would Enfold Himself In The Purple Of Emperors
- He'll Always Be What He Was Born: A Wild Animal
- He's Creepy, But He Makes Good Pancakes!
- He's Got His Nose Out Of Joint
- He's Got The Blues
- He's Like A Spider. I Happen To Like Spiders.
- He's No Day At The Beach
- He's Very Odd, But He Likes To Cook
- Headphones Aren't Big Enough These Days
- Headphones On. World Off.
- Healthy Wealthy & Wise Woman
- Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, And You Won’t Be Invited To Cocktail Parties
- Heard It Through The Grapevine
- Heaven, You Fool? Did You Ever Hear Of Any Pirates Going Thither? Give Me Hell, It's A Merrier Place: I'll Give Roberts A Salute Of 13 Guns At Entrance.
- Heavy Heart
- Heavy Load
- Heel
- Height Of Bad Luck Will Be…When I Will Dare To Kiss A Prince And He Will Turn Into A Frog
- Hello Sailor
- Help Me, Please. I’m Too Moist And Tender To Retire
- Helping Hand
- Her Eyes Are Lamps As Her Neck Arches And Fins Flutter In The Steady Current Of The Sea
- Her Hair Falls Down Like Tears
- Her Hair Was A Glory Of Copper Fire That Morning, Shining Like A Whisky Still, Long And Loose In Gentle Flames Down Her Back
- Her Majesty
- Her Opponent Was Half Pill Bug, Half Octopus, And All Butt Ugly. I Closed My Eyes Again.
- Her Tongue Knows Quince, Peach, Chokeberry, Mint And Lime; I Love To Hear It Speaking
- Here Comes The Trout That Must Be Caught With Tickling
- Here I Am Where I Belong
- Here’s To The Nights We Don’t Remember And The Friends We Won’t Forget
- Hero Sandwich
- Hey, You Know What's A Larger Habitat? The Ocean.
- Hi Fi
- Hiding The Pain Will Only Allow It To Build Up Behind The Scene
- High Time
- Hippo
- His Ambition Is To Be The Spider In The World Wide Web
- His Attitudes Positive, He Thinks He Can Take On Hell With A Squirt Gun
- His Hooves Pound The Beat, Your Heart Sings The Song
- His Majesty
- His Nibs
- History Records The Names Of Royal Bastards, But Cannot Tell Us The Origin Of Wheat
- Hit A Knot Snoring
- Hit Below The Belt
- Hit Below The Belts
- Ho Ho Ho
- Hocus Pocus
- Hold A Gun To Your Head
- Hold On With A Bulldog Grip, And Chew And Choke As Much As Possible
- Hold The Phone
- Hold Your Tongue
- Holding Heavy Cigar Constantly In My Mouth Has Deformed My Upper Lip, It Has A Sort Of Havana Curl
- Holds All The Cards
- Hole In One
- Holy Cow!
- Home Is Where The Wine Is
- Homeopathic Yoga
- Honey
- Honey Bunny
- Honey Trap
- Honor All Living Things, For We Are Of The Stag, And The Salmon, And The Bee; So Destroy Not Life, Save It Be To Preserve Your Own
- Hook Line & Sinker
- Hoops
- Hope Is The Thing With Feathers That Perches In The Soul - And Sings The Tunes Without The Words - And Never Stops At All
- Hornist
- Hot Cakes
- Hot Money
- Hot Pink
- Hot Shot
- Hotdogging
- House Of Cards
- Houston, We've Had A Problem Here
- How A Hat Makes You Feel Is What A Hat Is All About
- How Brave A Ladybug Must Be! Each Drop Of Rain Is Big As She. Can You Imagine What You’d Do, If Raindrops Fell As Big As You?
- How Can You Complain When You See A Whale Cresting, Matter Of Factly, As You Make Your Breakfast?
- How Can You Look At The Galaxy And Not Feel Insignificant?
- How Cheerfully He Seems To Grin, How Neatly He Spreads His Claws, And Welcomes Little Fishes In, With Gently Smiling Jaws!
- How Does A Snail Climb Up A Wall?
- How Does The Meadow Flower Its Bloom Unfold? Because The Lovely Little Flower Is Free Down To Its Root, And In That Freedom Bold.
- How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- How Many Emperors And How Many Princes Have Lived And Died And No Record Of Them Remains, And They Only Sought To Gain Dominions And Riches In Order That Their Fame Might Be Ever Lasting
- How Many Times Go We To Comedies, To Masques, To Places Of Great And Noble Resort, Nay Even To Church Only To See The Company
- However Long It Stays In The River The Tree Trunk Will Never Turn Into A Crocodile
- How’s Her Royal Bitchiness? Alive. Pity.
- HRH
- Human Milk Is Like Ice Cream, Penicillin, And The Drug Ecstasy All Wrapped In Two Pretty Packages
- Humans Are Amphibians - Half Spirit And Half Animal. As Spirits They Belong To The Eternal World, But As Animals They Inhabit Time.
- Humming Along
- Hunger Is A Good Cook
- Hurt No Living Thing Ladybird, Nor Butterfly, Nor Moth With Dusty Wings
- Hush Money
- Hustle Your Butt Off
- I Always Felt Like The Trombone Or Trumpet Player Was The Coolest Dude In The Room
- I Always Get To Where I'm Going By Walking Away From Where I Have Been
- I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy
- I Always Put On Chanel No 5 After I've Had A Bath
- I Always Say, One's Company, Two's A Crowd, And Three's A Party
- I Always Thought Vinyl Was Just Intriguing
- I Always Wanted A Baby
- I Am A Clown, Just Without The Painted Smile
- I Am A Deeply Superficial Person
- I Am A Feather For Each Wind That Blows
- I Am A Free Man. I Feel As Light As A Feather.
- I Am A Free Prince, And I Have As Much Authority To Make War On The Whole World, As He Who Has A Hundred Sail Of Ships At Sea And An Army Of 100,000 Men In The Field
- I Am A Shark, The Ground Is My Ocean, And Most People Can’t Even Swim
- I Am Always Doing Things I Can't Do, That's How I Get To Do Them
- I Am An American; Free Born And Free Bred, Where I Acknowledge No Man As My Superior, Except For His Own Worth, Or As My Inferior, Except For His Own Demerit
- I Am An Official Slow Roasted, Honey Baked Ham
- I Am An Unpopular Electric Eel In A Pool Of Catfish
- I Am Bent, But Not Broken. I Am Scarred, But Not Disfigured. I Am Sad, But Not Hopeless. I Am Tired, But Not Powerless. I Am Angry, But Not Bitter. I Am Depressed, But Not Giving Up.
- I Am Faced With The Challenge Of What I Will Do Next And How Will I Do It
- I Am Fading Away, And No One Is Noticing
- I Am Fond Of Pigs. Dogs Look Up To Us. Cats Look Down On Us. Pigs Treat Us As Equals.
- I Am His Highness' Dog At Kew; Pray Tell Me, Sir, Whose Dog Are You?
- I Am Laughing And Smiling But On The Inside, I Am Dying
- I Am Like Water So To Say, I Will Find My Way!
- I Am Not Against Golf, Since I Cannot But Suspect It Keeps Armies Of The Unworthy From Discovering Trout
- I Am Not Your Luv. I Am Your Royal Highness.
- I Am Sometimes A Fox And Sometimes A Lion. The Whole Secret Of Government Lies In Knowing When To Be The One Or The Other.
- I Am Sorry To See You Here, But If You Had Fought Like A Man, You Needn't Be Hanged Like A Dog
- I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose
- I Am The Eggman! They Are The Eggmen! I Am The Walrus!
- I Am The Greatest
- I Am The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill. I Am Dracula.
- I Applied Streaks And Blobs Of Color Onto The Canvass With A Palette Knife, And I Made Them Sing With All The Intensity I Could
- I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun
- I Became A Beach Bum
- I Believe In The Impossible Because No One Else Does
- I Believe There Are More Instances Of The Abridgement Of Freedom Of The People By Gradual And Silent Encroachments By Those In Power Than By Violent And Sudden Usurpations
- I Blow Up Fireworks All The Time, And I Love Making Milkshakes And Banana Splits
- I Breathe In My Courage And Exhale My Fears
- I Bring My Ukulele Everywhere I Go
- I Call Myself A Blind Man Riding On A Blind Tiger
- I Came On The Old And Best Ways Of Writing Through Ignorance And Experiment And Was Startled When Truths Leaped Out Of Brushes Like Quail Before Gunshot
- I Can Always Tell What Kind Of Time I’m Having At A Party By The Look On My Wife’s Face
- I Can Bear Scorpion’s Stings, Tread Fields Of Fire, In Frozen Gulfs Of Cold Eternal Lie, Be Tossed Aloft Through Tracts Of Endless Void, But Cannot Live In Shame
- I Can Do It In My Sleep
- I Can No Longer Tell When I Am Awake Or In A Nightmare
- I Can Play The Harmonica With My Nose
- I Can Sea Clearly Now
- I Can Sea Clearly Now II
- I Can Tell A Good Cowboy By The Way He Approaches A Cow
- I Can't Hear Anything, John. Please, Would You Put On Your Headphones.
- I Can't Moan About Any Of It. I Had A Great Time In The Goldfish Bowl.
- I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend
- I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.
- I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I’d Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.
- I Could Never In A Hundred Summers Get Tired Of This
- I Cried Like A Baby
- I Didn't Think You Could Just Become A Rock & Roll Singer
- I Didn’t Choose The Bug Life. The Bug Life Chose Me.
- I Distrust Camels, And Anyone Else Who Can Go A Week Without A Drink
- I Do A Mean Mouth Trumpet
- I Do Maintain That If Your Hair Is Wrong, Your Entire Life Is Wrong
- I Do Not Like To Put It Down
- I Do Not Weep At The World I Am Too Busy Sharpening My Oyster Knife
- I Do Think There Are Certain Times We Should Infringe On Your Freedom
- I Don't Always Tell People Where I Hunt, But When I Do, It’s A Lie
- I Don't Design Clothes. I Design Dreams.
- I Don't Do Fashion. I Am Fashion.
- I Don't Eat Friggin Lobster Or Anything Like That Because They’re Alive When You Kill It
- I Don't Eat Lobster Because It’s An Obscene Amount Of Money For An Insect To Be Charging
- I Don't Exaggerate... I Just Remember BIG!
- I Don't Hate Pop Music. I Liked The Beatles, But Then, I Knew Them.
- I Don't Have A Drug Problem. I Have A Police Problem.
- I Don't Have Grey Hair; I Have Wisdom Highlights
- I Don't Have To Show That I Am Working Very Hard
- I Don't Know If It's Animalistic Or What, But Men Become Like Peacocks With Their Feathers Up When Women Are Around
- I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin’ Around With A Frog
- I Don't Mind A Bikini Bottom
- I Don't Need Easy, I Just Need Possible
- I Don't Pretend To Understand The Universe – It’s Much Bigger Than I Am
- I Don't Think Its Real Unless You Put It On An LP
- I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.
- I Doubt If A Charging Elephant, Or A Rhino, Is As Determined Or Hard To Check As A Socially Ambitious Mother
- I Drink To The General Joy O The Whole Table
- I Excel At Pulling Strings Said Arachne. I’m A Spider!
- I Expect A Cigar.....Not Lit, Hopefully
- I Expect Of Abstraction As Much As What Imagery Does For Me… To Carry Meaning
- I Feel As Light As A Feather
- I Feel Closer To What I Am In The Water
- I Feel Like An Old Warhorse At The Sound Of A Trumpet When I Read About The Capturing Of Rare Beetles
- I Feel Like I Was Bred To Do What I Do
- I Feel Like If It's A Good Song On Guitar, Its A Good Song No Matter What
- I Feel My Most Beautiful When I'm Clean, Fresh Out Of The Bath
- I Fell In Love The Way You Fall Asleep: Slowly, And Then All At Once
- I Fish Better With A Lit Cigar; Some People Fish Better With Talent
- I Fish To Burn Off The Crazy!
- I Found A Little Beetle, So That Beetle Was His Name
- I Found That With Depression, One Of The Most Important Things You Could Realize Is That You're Not Alone
- I Freely Admit That The Best Of My Fun I Owe It To Horse and Hound
- I Function Better When Things Are Going Badly Than When They're As Smooth As Whipped Cream
- I Gained A Respect For The Turntables When I Was A Kid
- I Go Fishing Not To Find Myself But To Lose Myself
- I Got A Pet Monkey Called Charlie Chan
- I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle ... It Wasn't Mine
- I Got The Blues
- I Got The Conch!
- I Had A Lot Of Turntable Hits. A Lot Of Them.
- I Had An Old Typewriter And A Big Idea
- I Had Beautiful Wavy Hair And A Waxed Mustache
- I Had Short Hair. And I Was Getting Nowhere
- I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.
- I Have A Social Disease. I Have To Go Out Every Night. If I Stay Home One Night I Start Spreading Rumors To My Dogs.
- I Have A Thick Skin
- I Have An Unabashed Adoration For Cheesy Pop Music
- I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl
- I Have Been Impressed With The Urgency Of Doing. Knowing Is Not Enough; We Must Apply. Being Willing Is Not Enough; We Must Do.
- I Have Chosen To Be Happy Because It's Good For My Health
- I Have Depression. But I Prefer To Say, I Battle Depression Instead Of I Suffer From It. Because Depression Hits, But I Hit Back. Battle On.
- I Have Felt Cats Rubbing Their Faces Against Mine And Touching My Cheek With Claws Carefully Sheathed. These Things, To Me, Are Expressions Of Love.
- I Have Found That When You Are Deeply Troubled, There Are Things You Get From The Silent Devoted Companionship Of A Dog That You Can Get From No Other Source
- I Have Held Jim Hendrixs Woodstock Guitar And Imagined What It Would Be Like To Play It, But Thats The Extent Of It
- I Have Lived With Several Zen Masters — All Of Them Cats
- I Have Never Once Felt Unlucky Or Poorly Paid For Those Hours On The Water
- I Have No Problem Ruffling Feathers
- I Have Seen Salmon Swimming Upstream To Spawn Even With Their Eyes Pecked Out. Salmon Are Incredibly Driven To Spawn. They Will Not Give Up. This Gives Me Hope.
- I Have Seen Them Push Up Creeks So Small That They Rammed Themselves Across The Gravel. Salmon Are Incredibly Driven To Spawn. They Will Not Give Up. This Gives Me Hope.
- I Have Seen Them Swim Upstream With Huge Chunks Bitten Out Of Their Bodies By Bears. Salmon Are Incredibly Driven To Spawn. They Will Not Give Up. This Gives Me Hope.
- I Have Spent A Good Part Of My Life Showing What An Intellectual Bubble The Left Lives In
- I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle
- I Have To Be Seen To Be Believed
- I Have Trouble With Seafood When It Tastes Like A Dock
- I Haven't Had Much Luck In Pairing Red Wine With Lobster
- I Heard An Angel Singing; When The Day Was Springing, Mercy, Pity, Peace; Is The World’s Release
- I Highly Suggest Marriage To All My Friends Who Are Dating
- I Invent Words You Think You've Heard - Spray Hopper Or Swag Beetle
- I Just Go Where The Guitar Takes Me
- I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-Piece: A Top, A Bottom, And A Blindfold For You.
- I Just Learned My Lyrics And Tried Not To Bump Into The Trumpet Player
- I Just Look At A Bagel And My Ass Gets Bigger
- I Just Love A Girl In A Hat
- I Just Play The Guitar And Write Songs
- I Just Sit At A Typewriter And Curse A Bit
- I Just Want To Be In My Sweats, Walk My Dog And Eat Pizza
- I Knew The Whistle Of Each Of The River Boats On The Tennessee
- I Know But One Freedom, And That Is The Freedom Of The Mind
- I Know The Sky Is Not The Limit Because There Are Footprints On The Moon — And I Made Some Of Them!
- I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig. You Get Dirty, And Besides, The Pig Likes It.
- I Learned The Way A Monkey Learns - By Watching Its Parents
- I Learned To Walk As A Baby, And I Haven't Had A Lesson Since
- I Like A Real Beach
- I Like Almost Everything, Even Country Twang, Disco, Blue Grass And Accordions
- I Like Anywhere With A Beach
- I Like Best The Wine Drunk At The Cost Of Others
- I Like Boring Things
- I Like Coffee. I Like Tea. I Like The Girls & The Girls Like Me.
- I Like Dogs. Big Dogs. Little Dogs. Fat Dogs. Doggy Dogs. Old Dogs. Puppy Dogs. I Like Dogs. A dog That Is Barking Over The Hill. A Dog That Is Dreaming Very Still. A Dog That Is Running Wherever He Will. I Like Dogs.
- I Like Games Of Chance, Including Woman
- I Like My Bikinis Very Small
- I Like Pink
- I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then
- I Live In A Bubble
- I Live In A House, But My Home Is In The Stable
- I Live In The Realm Of Romantic Possibility
- I Look At My Own Body With Eyes No Longer Blind - And I See That My Own Hands Can Make The World That's In My Mind
- I Look Like A Casual, Laid Back Guy, But It's Like A Circus In My Head
- I Looked For Great Men, But All I Found Were The Apes Of Their Ideals
- I Looked Like A Neon Zebra, Shaking Rain Off Her Stripes
- I Love Being A Single Mom. But It's Definitely Different When You're Dating.
- I Love Being Someone I'm Not For A Period Of Time
- I Love Big Hair And I Cannot Lie
- I Love Cats Because I Enjoy My Home; And Little By Little, They Become Its Visible Soul
- I Love Every Minute Of Being In Someone Else's Skin
- I Love Everything That's Old: Old Friends, Old Times, Old Manners, Old Books, Old Wines
- I Love Fishing. You Put That Line In The Water And You Don't Know What's On The Other End. Your Imagination Is Under There.
- I Love Her And That's The Beginning And End Of Everything
- I Love Old School Rock & Roll
- I Love Pop Music
- I Love Sleep. My Life Has A Tendency To Fall Apart When I'm Awake.
- I Love The Beach
- I Love The French Horn
- I Love The Ocean
- I Love Those Who Can Smile In Trouble
- I Love Those Who Can Smile In Trouble, Who Can Gather Strength From Distress, And Grow Brave By Reflection. Tis The Business Of Little Minds To Shrink, But They Whose Heart Is Firm, And Whose Conscience Approves Their Conduct, Will Pursue Their Principles
- I Love Vinyl, Man
- I Love You Because The Entire Universe Conspired To Help Me Find You
- I Love You Bunches
- I Love You Not Only For What You Are, But For What I am When I am With You
- I Make Fun Of Its Knobbiness
- I Make Hair Contact Before I Make Eye Contact
- I Make Unbelievable Pizza
- I May Be A Beginner At Somethings, But I've Got A Black Belt In Shopping
- I Mean It Was Clear As Day. T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C, I Mean Can You Believe A Spider Wrote That?
- I Meant What I Said And I Said What I Meant. An Elephant’s Faithful One Hundred Percent!
- I Must Have Flowers, Always, And Always
- I Must Not Look Like A Baboon’s Backside
- I Need Some Beach Therapy
- I Need The Pain To Know I Still Exist
- I Need The Sea Because It Teaches Me
- I Need This Wild Life, This Freedom
- I Need Time To Think About How To Conquer Things
- I Need To Hear Something Thats Going To Save My Life
- I Never Knew A Man That Hunted Quail That Didn’t Come Out Of It A Little Politer By Comparison
- I Never Knew Of A Morning In Africa When I Woke Up That I Was Not Happy
- I Never Met A Pig I Didn't Like
- I Never Met A Stripe I Didn’t Like
- I Never Saw A Purple Cow; I Never Hope To See One; But I Can Tell You, Anyhow, I’d Rather See Than Be One
- I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine
- I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just Wanted To Play Rhythm Guitar - Hide In The Back And Just Play
- I Never Worry About The Problem. I Worry About The Solution.
- I Once Cried Because I Had No Shoes To Play Soccer, But One Day, I Met A Man Who Had No Feet
- I Ordered Octopus And The Waiter Said: It Takes Four Hours. I Asked Why And He Said: It Keeps Turning Off The Gas.
- I Play A Mean Harmonica
- I Played a Guitar With A File And A Synthesizer
- I Played Football. I Played Trumpet. I Could Draw.
- I Pledged Myself To Smoke But One Cigar A Day. I Kept The Cigar Waiting Until Bedtime, Then I Had A Luxurious Time With It. But Desire Persecuted Me Every Day And All Day Long. I Found Myself Hunting For Larger Cigars...within The Month My Cigar Had Grown
- I Prefer Vinyl
- I Pulled The Boy Close To Me And Said You See That Girl, Thats My Only Lil Girl. So If You Think About Huggin Or Kissin. Remember These Words. I Aint Afraid To Go Back To Prison.
- I Put One On The Turntable And When The Needle Dropped, I Was Stunned - Didn't Know Whether I Was Stoned Or Straight
- I Quit Smoking Cigarettes And With The $70 A Month I Am Saving Not Smoking Cigarettes I'm Smoking $700 Worth Of Cigars.
- I Rather Like Bad Wine; One Gets So Bored With Good Wine
- I Realized That As A Portrait Painter I Wouldn't Be Able To Support A Goldfish
- I Really Love Pizza After Midnight
- I Refuse To Let A Number Dictate My Self Worth And, Besides, I Like Cake
- I Remember Opening Up My First Vinyl And Seeing The Incredible Artwork
- I Rest To Escape From Reality
- I Saw Him Making Love To You, You Forgot To Close The Garage Door
- I Saw The Angel In The Marble And Carved Until I Set Him Free
- I Scream for Ice Cream
- I Slept Like A Baby
- I Smoke In Moderation. Only One Cigar At A Time.
- I Spy
- I Tell My Piano The Things I Used To Tell You
- I Think Best In A Hot Bath, With My Head Tilted Back And My Feet Up High
- I Think God, In Creating Man, Somewhat Overestimated His Ability
- I Think I'd Miss You Even If We Never Met
- I Think I'll Be A Clown When I Get Grown
- I Think Of Dieting, Then I Eat Pizza
- I Think Of You Everydaisy
- I Think That The Most Important Thing A Woman Can Have—Next To Talent, Of Course—Is Her Hairdresser
- I Think The Discomfort That Some People Feel In Going To The Monkey Cages At The Zoo Is A Warning Sign
- I Think The Universe Is Pure Geometry - Basically, A Beautiful Shape Twisting Around And Dancing Over Space - Time
- I Think We Are Drawn To Dogs Because They Are The Uninhibited Creatures We Might Be If We Weren’t Certain We Knew Better
- I Think We're Going To The Moon Because It's In The Nature Of The Human Being To Face Challenges. It's By The Nature Of His Deep Inner Soul... We're Required To Do These Things Just As Salmon Swim Upstream.
- I Thought I Spotted A Leopard Once, But It Turns Out They’re Born Like That
- I Thought We Decided That Men Are Just Big, Hairy Apes
- I Took Mythology A Lot More Seriously Since I’d Become A Vampire
- I Took To It Like A Duck To Water
- I Treasure That Little Ukulele
- I Tried Being Reasonable, And I Wouldn't Say I Liked It
- I Understand Abstract Art As An Attempt To Feed Imagination With A World Built Through The Basic Sensations Of The Eyes
- I Used To Like Fishing Because I Thought It Had Some Larger Significance. Now I Like Fishing Because It’s The One Thing I Can Think Of That Probably Doesn’t.
- I Used To Stand In Front Of The Mic And Cry
- I Want A Boat That Drinks 6, Eats 4, And Sleeps 2
- I Want All Of You Forever, You And Me, Every Day
- I Want My Food Dead. Not Sick, Not Dying, Dead
- I Want There To Be Woodcock Forever Flying Over In October, And Solitude, And Hunter’s Moon. But Most, I Want There To Be Grouse – Of All Wild Things, The Wildest – In These Endless Mountains We Call Home.
- I Want To Age Like Sea Glass
- I Want To Be Around People Not Crickets
- I Want To Be Bob Denver On Acid Playing The Accordion
- I Want To Go South, Where There Is No Autumn, Where The Cold Doesn't Crouch Over One Like A Snow Leopard Waiting To Pounce
- I Want To Suck Your Blood
- I Want To Take A Nap. I Am Not Tired Or Sleepy, I Just Don't Want To Be Awake
- I Want To Thank The People Who Came Out To Wave - With All Five Fingers - For Their Hospitality
- I Wanted An Electric Train For Christmas But I Got A Saxophone Instead
- I Wanted To Play Saxophone, But All I Could Get Were A Few Squeaks
- I Wanted To Talk About It. Damn It. I Wanted To Scream. I Wanted To Yell. I Wanted To Shout. But All I Could Was Whisper I'm Fine.
- I Was A Shy Kid With A Broom Handle That I Pretended Was A Microphone
- I Was Bageled
- I Was Grateful To The Ladybug That Crawled Across My Dress, Just For Its Foolish Speckled Back, And For Its Littleness
- I Was Not The Lion, But It Fell To Me To Give The Lion's Roar
- I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It
- I Was Raised On Pop Music
- I Was Really Too Honest A Man To Be A Politician And Live
- I Was Stopped By A Vampire, A Rotting Old Wreck. It Showed Me Its Teeth And Went Straight For My Neck.
- I Was The Goldfish That Leapt Out Of The Bowl
- I Was The Little White Kid Who Rocked The Turntables
- I Wasn't Really Naked, I Simply Didn't Have Any Clothes On.
- I Watched A Snail Crawl Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor. That's My Dream. That's My Nightmare. Crawling, Slithering, Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor And Surviving.
- I Went Goodness Knows How Long Without A Bath
- I Went To A Cigar Store, The Man Behind The Counter Asked Me, What Kind Of Cigars Do You Like? I Answered, It's A Boys.
- I Will Not Want To Leave It
- I Woke Up In A Barnyard When I Heard A Farmer Shout. Get Away, Boy, From My Daughter, Then A Shot Gun Rang Out.
- I Won't Be Wronged, I Won't Be Abused, And I Won't Be Laid A Hand On. I Don't Do These Things To Others And Require The Same From Them.
- I Wonder If, In The Dark Night Of The Sea, The Octopus Dreams Of Me
- I Worked On My Weaknesses And Made Them My Strengths
- I Would Be A Ladybird, Bringing All Luck
- I Would Get On My Skateboard And Ride Down To The Local Record Store
- I Would Rather Be A Giraffe So That I Could Contemplate The Beauty Of Africa
- I Wouldn't Mind Turning Into A Vermilion Goldfish
- I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano
- I Wrinkled My Nose, Trying To Figure Out What He Smelled Like. Not Cigarettes. Something Richer, Fouler. Cigars.
- I Write In Order To Attain That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk
- I'd Like My Baby Fat To Leave
- I'd Like To Know How To Catch A Girl. I’ve Caught Frogs, I’ve Caught Snakes, Earthworms.
- I'd Love To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair
- I'd Never Lived Before Your Love
- I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good
- I'd Rather Watch A Goldfish Bowl
- I'd Rather Wear Flowers In My Hair Than Diamonds Around My Neck
- I'll Be In My Happy Little Bubble
- I'll Be Quiet As A Buttered Snail Sneaking Through A Frenchman’s Kitchen
- I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark
- I'm A Badass, Even With A Squirt Gun
- I'm A Big Bath Person
- I'm A Cowboy Who Never Saw A Cow
- I'm A Hatter
- I'm A Social Caterpillar. I Am Not A Social Butterfly.
- I'm A Stereo And She's Just So Monotone
- I'm A Trumpet Player, And I Sing Jazz
- I'm All Ears
- I'm Always In The Mood For Pizza
- I'm As Free As My Hair
- I'm Confident As Hell When I Step In Front Of The Mic
- I'm Doubtful About The Temper Of Your Flamingo
- I'm Going Out To Get A Bite To Drink
- I'm Going To Hell, I'm Going There Playing The Piano
- I'm Going To Need A Bigger Bib
- I'm Gonna Build Me A Boat With These Two Hands, It'll Be A Fair Curve From A Noble Plan
- I'm Just Trying To Raise A Smile (Women's Clothes)
- I'm Listening
- I'm No Day At The Beach
- I'm Not A Criminal, Said Paddington, Hotly. I’m A Bear!
- I'm Not Afraid Of Anything. My Two Favorite Colors Are Lime Green And Hot Pink. And I Don't Care Who Knows It. I'm Already Married, Sooo...
- I'm Not Afraid Of Spiders; I've Had Worse In My Bed
- I'm Not Made Of Money
- I'm Not The Sort To Back Away From A Fight. I Don’t Believe In Shrinking From Anything. It’s Not My Speed; I’m A Guy Who Meets Adversities Head On.
- I'm Not Very Good At Being A Performing Monkey
- I'm Off To Join The Circus
- I'm On The Side Of Human Beings, Rather Than On The Side Of Crocodiles
- I'm Pretty Sure My Birth Stone Is Sea Glass
- I'm Pretty, But I'm Not Beautiful. I Sin, But I'm Not The Devil. I'm Good, But I'm Not An Angel.
- I'm Probably The Trombone
- I'm Ready To Rock & Roll
- I'm Rosa Parks With A Gibson Guitar
- I'm Scared Of Spiders, Coach
- I'm Sending Luck And Wishes All Wrapped Up In A Hug. Good Things Should Come Your Way With This Tiny Ladybug
- I'm So Rumbly In My Tumbly
- I'm Southern, So Alligator Tail Is Pretty Interesting And Yummy
- I'm Such A Bikini Girl
- I'm Sure Giraffes On The Sly Do It
- I'm Suspicious Of People Who Don't Like Dogs, But I Trust A Dog When It Doesn't Like A Person
- I'm The Only DJ That's Scratching
- I'm The Stuff Men Are Made Of
- I'm Toast
- I'm Undaunted In My Quest To Amuse Myself By Constantly Changing My Hair
- I'm Very Comfortable In My Skin
- I'm With The Band
- I'm Your Huckleberry
- I've Become A Ukulele Hoarder
- I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.
- I've Been Dating Since I Was Fifteen. I'm Exhausted. Where Is He?
- I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog
- I've Failed Over And Over And Over Again In My Life. And That Is Why I Succeed.
- I've Got Two Guns. One For Each Of You…
- I've Had No Problem Harnessing Anger
- I've Heard Girls Like It When You Listen
- I've Never Been One For Religion, But Yet I've Never Been What Ye Could Call An Unbeliever. What I Say Is, Nothin Don't Seem Impossible Once You've Clapped Eyes On A Whale.
- I've Never Scored A Goal In My Life Without Getting A Pass From Someone Else
- I've Wrestled With Alligators Tussled With A Whale Handcuffed Lightning Thrown Thunder In Jail
- I've Wrestled With Alligators Tussled With A Whale Handcuffed Lightning Thrown Thunder In Jail II
- Ideas Are Like Rabbits. You Get A Couple And Learn How To Handle Them, And Pretty Soon You Have A Dozen.
- Idleness Is An Appendix To Nobility
- If A Caterpillar Doesn’t Know Its Future Has Wings, It Hardly Experiences Itself As Land-Bound
- If A Cow Laughed, Would Milk Come Out Her Nose?
- If A Dog Will Not Come To You After Having Looked You In The Face, You Should Go Home And Examine Your Conscience
- If A Feller Can't Bow, He'll Never Make A Fiddler
- If A Frog Becomes A King, He Will Make The Whole Kingdom Muddy!
- If A Lobster Didn't Look Like A Sci Fi Monster, People Would Be Less Able To Drop Him Alive Into Boiling Water
- If A Man Aspires Towards A Righteous Life, His First Act Of Abstinence Is From Injury To Animals
- If A Man's Life Is Not Long Enough, A Dog’s Is Even Shorter And Anything You Can Do To Make That Fuller Is Worthwhile
- If A Violin String Could Ache, I Would Be That String
- If Animals Could Speak, The Dog Would Be A Blundering Outspoken Fellow. But The Cat Would Have The Rare Grace Of Never Saying A Word Too Much.
- If At First You Don’t Succeed You Are Running About Average
- If Bread Is The First Necessity In Life, Recreation Is A Close Second
- If Cats Could Talk, They Wouldn’t
- If Cats Looked Like Frogs We'd Realize What Nasty, Cruel Little Bastards They Are. Style. That's What People Remember.
- If Feathers Don't Ruffle, Nothing Flies
- If Fishing Is A Religion, Fly Fishing Is The High Church
- If Girls Could Spit Venom, It'd Be Through Their Eyes
- If Girls Dressed For Boys, They'd Just Walk Around Naked At All Times
- If I Cannot Smoke In Heaven, Then I Shall Not Go
- If I Choose Abstraction Over Reality, It Is Because I Consider It The Lesser Chaos
- If I Could Be Half The Person My Dog Is, I'd Be Twice The Human I Am
- If I Could Rest Anywhere, It Would Be In Arkansas, Where The Men Are Of The Real Half-Horse, Half-Alligator Breed Such As Grows Nowhere Else On The Face Of The Universal Earth
- If I Didn't Have Fake Nails, My Fingers Would Be Bloody Stumps
- If I Fished Only To Capture Fish, My Fishing Trips Would Have Ended Long Ago
- If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral
- If I Have Ever Seen Magic, It Has Been In Africa
- If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It
- If I Tell You, I'll Have To Shoot You
- If I Thought You Weren't My Friend, I Don't Think I Could Bear It
- If I Were A Fly, I'd Have Second Thoughts, But I'm Not, So I Don't
- If I'm On A Boat I Will Wave To Every Breathing Thing I Pass. If I'm Not On A Boat I Try To Avoid Every Breathing Thing I Pass.
- If In Doubt Paddle Out
- If It Looks Like A Duck, Quacks Like A Duck, It’s A Duck!
- If It Swells Ride It
- If It Wasn't For Pick Pockets, I'd Have No Sex Life At All
- If It Were A Person, It Would Laugh Loudly In Quiet Restaurants, Boastfully Wear The Wrong Clothes For Special Occasions, And Probably Play Hockey
- If It Weren't For Independent Record Stores, I Would Be A Real Estate Agent
- If It's Your Job To Eat A Frog, It's Best To Do It First Thing In The Morning. And If It's Your Job To Eat Two Frogs, It's Best To Eat The Biggest One First
- If It’s Not Here, That Means It’s Out There
- If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas
- If Losing Weight Was Easy, We Would All Be Skinny
- If Music Be The Food Of Love, Play On
- If My Hair Looks Good, I Can Deal With Anything
- If My Mind Can Conceive It And My Heart Believe It - Then I Can Achieve It
- If Nothing Ever Changed, There Would Be No Such Things As Butterflies
- If One Could Conclude As To The Nature Of The Creator From A Study Of Creation It Would Appear That God Has An Inordinate Fondness For Stars And Beetles
- If Only We Could Eat Violin Music
- If People Concentrated On The Really Important Things In Life, There’d Be A Shortage Of Fishing Poles
- If People Had Hearts Like German Shepherds, The World Would Be Full Of Love, Loyalty, And Head Tilting….Lots Of Head Tilting
- If Size Mattered, The Elephant Would Be The King Of The Jungle
- If Smoking Cigars Is Not Permitted In Heaven, I Won't Go
- If Some Among You Fear Taking A Stand Because You Are Afraid Of Reprisals From Customers, Clients, Or Even Government, Recognize That You Are Just Feeding The Crocodile Hoping He'll Eat You Last
- If Someone Gives You A Belt Buckle, It's Like A Piece Of Jewelry
- If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?
- If The Boy And Girl Walk Off Into The Sunset Hand-In-Hand In The Last Scene, It Adds 10 Million To The Box Office
- If The Camel Once Gets His Nose In The Tent, His Body Will Soon Follow
- If The Freedom Of Speech Is Taken Away Then Dumb And Silent We May Be Led, Like Sheep To The Slaughter
- If The Government Is Covering Up Knowledge Of Aliens, They Are Doing A Better Job Of It Than They Do At Anything Else
- If The Hunter Comes Back With Mushrooms, Don’t Ask Him How His Hunt Was
- If The Mandolin Wind Couldn't Change A Thing Then I Know I Love Ya
- If The Seahorse Could See Herself, She'd See How She Is Part Of Creation's Rich Tapestry
- If The Shoe Fits
- If The World Is Flooded, It Will Be Easy For The Duck
- If There Are No Dogs In Heaven, Then When I Die I Want To Go Where They Went
- If There Were One More Thing I Could Do, It Would Be To Go On Safari Once Again
- If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream - And We Haven't Got Any!
- If Things Don’t Come Easy To You, You Have To Pull A Bunny Out Of A Hat
- If Truth Is Beauty, How Come No One Has Their Hair Done In The Library?
- If Water Is The Blood Of Our Planet Flowing Through Veinous Rivers, Streams, And Into Our Oceans, What Does That Make Coral? Our Heart.
- If We Can Discover The Meaning In The Trilling Of A Frog, Perhaps We May Understand Why It Is For Us Not Merely Noise But A Song Of Poetry And Emotion
- If We Complain About The Tune, There Is No Reason To Attack The Monkey When The Organ Grinder Is Present
- If We Could See The Miracle Of A Single Flower Clearly Our Whole Life Would Change
- If Wine Tells Truth, And So Have Said The Wise, It Makes Me Laugh To Think How Brandy Lies!
- If Wishes Were Fishes, We'd All Cast Nets
- If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail
- If You Are A Mouse Don’t Follow Frogs
- If You Are Leaning Over To Starboard To Balance The Boat Against The Other Guy's Propensity To Lean Too Far To Port, Both Of You Are About To Get Wet
- If You Aren’t Going All The Way, Why Go At All?
- If You Can Believe It, The Mind Can Achieve It
- If You Can Breathe, You Can Play The Harmonica
- If You Can Dream Of Beating Me You'd Better Wake Up And Apologize
- If You Can Think In Front Of A Tiger, You Will Surely Succeed
- If You Can't Eat It, Roll In It
- If You Can't Send Money, Send Tobacco
- If You Chase Two Rabbits, You Will Not Catch Either One
- If You Dance With Your Heart Your Body Will Follow
- If You Don't Love Life You Can't Enjoy An Oyster
- If You Don't Own A Dog, At Least One, There May Not Necessarily Be Anything Wrong With You, But There May Be Something Wrong With Your Life
- If You Don't See It, It's Not There
- If You Ever Wondered Why Fishing Is Probably The Most Popular Sport In This Country, Watch That Boy Beside On The Water And You Will Learn. If You Are Really Perceptive You Will. For He Already Knows That Fishing Is Only One Part Fish.
- If You Feel Great In A Bikini, You Can Always Work It
- If You Find Yourself In A Hole, The First Thing To Do Is Stop Diggin
- If You Got A Trumpet, Get On Your Feet, Brother, And Blow It
- If You Have Any Interests You Can Gain A Wider Audience For Those Interests While The Goldfish Bowl Is Yours!
- If You Have Everything Under Control, You’re Not Moving Fast Enough
- If You Have To Eat Two Frogs, Eat The Ugliest One First
- If You Have To Swallow A Frog, Try Not To Think About It. If You Have To Swallow Two Frogs, Don’t Swallow The Smaller One First.
- If You Haven’t Fallen Off A Horse, Then You Haven’t Been Ridin’ Long Enough
- If You Keep Your Feathers Well Oiled, The Water Of Criticism Will Run Off As From A Duck’s Back
- If You Lay With A Scorpion, Don't Be Surprised When It Finally Stings You
- If You Let Hydrogen Gas Alone For 13 Billion Years It Will Become Giraffes, Rose Bushes And Humans
- If You Like It, If You Feel It, You Can't Help But Move To It
- If You Live To Be A Hundred, I Want To Live To Be A Hundred Minus One Day, So I Never Have To Live Without You
- If You Look The Right Way, You Can See The Whole World Is A Garden
- If You Need A Helping Hand, You Can Find One At The End Of Your Arm
- If You Need Me I'll Be In My Coffin
- If You Need Me, Call Me On My Shell
- If You Only Visit Two Continents In Your Lifetime, Visit Africa – Twice!
- If You Pick Up A Golfer And Hold It Close To Your Ear, Like A Conch Shell, And Listen, You Will Hear An Alibi
- If You Pull One Pig By The Tail All The Rest Will Squeal
- If You Put Your Ears Close To The Roots Of A Mango Tree, You Will Hear Crabs Coughing
- If You Should Rear A Duck In The Heart Of The Sahara, No Doubt It Would Swim If You Brought It To The Nile
- If You Smile When You See A Butterfly, You Have Happiness In Your Soul
- If You Smile When You're Alone, Then You Really Mean It
- If You Think People Are Inherently Good, You Get Rid Of The Police For 24 Hours - See What Happens
- If You Think That One Individual Can't Make A Difference In The World, Consider What One Cigar Can Do In A Nine-Room House
- If You Want To Build A Boat, Do Not Instruct The Men To Saw Wood, Stitch The Sails, Prepare The Tools And Organize The Work, But Make Them Long For Setting Sail And Travel To Distant Lands
- If You Want To Find The Secrets Of The Universe, Think In Terms Of Energy, Frequency, And Vibration
- If You Want To Keep Camels, Have A Big Enough Door
- If You Want To Know How Far Gossip Travels, Do This - Take A Feather Pillow Up On A Roof, Slice It Open, And Let The Feathers Fly Away On The Wind. Then Go And Find Every Single Feather And Re-Stuff The Pillow.
- If You Want To Play The Lion's Share In Life, You Must Wear Fox Skin
- If You Want To Turn On Your Boyfriend, Get Naked And Strap On An Accordion
- If You Want Total Security, Go To Prison. There You're Fed, Clothed, Given Medical Care And So On. The Only Thing Lacking... Is Freedom.
- If You Wish To Fish, You Must Venture Your Bait
- If You're A Zebra, I’m A Zebra
- If You're Afraid Of Butter, Use Cream
- If You're Attacking, You Don’t Get As Tired As When You’re Chasing
- If You're Going To Hunt For Elephants, Don’t Get Off The Trail For A Bunny
- If You're Having A Bad Day Catch A Wave
- If You're Not Barefoot, Then You're Overdressed
- If You're Not Ready To Die For It, Put The Word Freedom Out Of Your Vocabulary
- If You're Ridin' Ahead Of The Herd, Take A Look Back Every Now And Then To Make Sure It's Still There With Ya
- If You're Sad, Add More Lipstick And Attack
- If Your Heels Are Nimble And Light, You Will Get There By Candle Light
- If Your Horse Says No, You Either Asked The Wrong Question, Or Asked The Question Wrong
- If Your Mind Becomes Calm, You Can Think In Front Of A Tiger. If You Can Think In Front Of A Tiger, You Will Surely Succeed
- Imagine A Political System So Radical As To Promise To Move More Of The Poorest 20% Of The Population Into The Richest 20% Than Remain In The Poorest Bracket Within The Decade? You Don't Need To Imagine It. It's Called The United States Of America.
- Imagine An Animal That Begins Its Life In The Water, But Ends It On Land
- Imagine Her Surprise When You Say We Dont Need A Stereo - I Have An Accordion
- Imbiber
- Imperfection Is Beauty, Madness Is Genius, And It's Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
- In A Blue Funk
- In A Box
- In A Clown, We See What We Do That Makes Us Laugh And Cry
- In A Dog's Life, Some Plaster Would Fall, Some Cushions Would Open, Some Rugs Would Shred. Like Any Relationship, This One Had Its Costs. They Were Costs We Came To Accept And Balance Against The Joy And Amusement And Protection And Companionship He Gave
- In A Marshland Amongst The Crocodiles, There Float Beautiful Water Lilies!
- In A Successful Painting Everything Is Integral - All The Parts Belong To The Whole. If You Remove An Aspect Or Element You Are Removing Its Wholeness.
- In A While Crocodile
- In America We Breed Many Hares But Not So Many Tortoises
- In America We Can Say What We Think, And Even If We Can't Think, We Can Say It Anyhow
- In An Honest Service There Is Thin Commons, Low Wages, And Hard Labor. In This, Plenty And Satiety, Pleasure And Ease, Liberty And Power; And Who Would Not Balance Creditor On This Side, When All The Hazard That Is Run For It, At Worst, Is Only A Sour Loo
- In An Ocean Full Of Fish, Be A Mermaid
- In Ancient Times Cats Were Worshipped As Gods; They Have Not Forgotten This
- In Crust We Trust
- In Difficult Times, Fashion Is Always Outrageous
- In Each Human Heart Are A Tiger, A Pig, An Ass And A Nightingale. Diversity Of Character Is Due To Their Unequal Activity.
- In Every Landscape Should Reside Jewels Of Abstract Art Waiting To Be Discovered
- In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play
- In Every Species Of Fish I’ve Angled For, It Is The Ones That Have Got Away That Thrill Me The Most, The Ones That Keep Fresh In My Memory
- In Football Everything Is Complicated By The Presence Of The Opposite Team
- In For A Penny, In For A Pound
- In Gentle Currents The Seahorse Flutters As Land Born Petals In Summer Breeze
- In Life As In Dance: Grace Glides On Blistered Feet
- In My Family, There Was No Clear Division Between Religion And Fly Fishing
- In Nature, Improbabilities Are The One Stock In Trade
- In One Drop Of Water Are Found All The Secrets Of All The Oceans
- In One Drop Of Water Are Found All The Secrets Of All The Oceans II
- In Order To Be Irreplaceable One Must Always Be Different
- In Philosophy If You Aren't Moving At A Snail's Pace You Aren't Moving At All
- In Riding A Horse, We Borrow Freedom
- In Saying What Is Obvious, Never Choose Cunning. Yelling Works Better.
- In Silence And Patience, The Wisdom Of Fishing Unfolds
- In Spades
- In The Baboon Community, It Is Not How Strong You Are That Is Important, But Who You Know That Counts
- In The Cards
- In The Circus, All Is Possible
- In The Darkest Time, I Have Always Believed, The Light Will Shine
- In The Duel Of Sex Woman Fight From A Drednought And Men Fight From An Open Raft
- In The End, We Only Regret The Safaris We Didn’t Go On
- In The Future Everybody Will Be World Famous For Fifteen Minutes
- In The Light Of The Eye Of A Camel Is Reflected The Glory Of God, In The Work Of A Ladybug Is The Soul Of An Artist
- In The Line Of Fire
- In The Midst Of Winter, I Finally Learned That There Was In Me An Invincible Summer
- In The Money
- In The Morning, We Found The Rabbits Intent On A Meticulous And General Campaign Of Copulation
- In The Pink
- In The Playground Of The Universe The Seahorse Is Joy Sewn Into Matter
- In The Race For Success, Speed Is Less Important Than Stamina
- In The Red
- In The Same Boat
- In The Warm, Salty Water, A Baby Seahorse Swirls And Somersaults Like A Tiny Gymnast Performing On An Invisible Mat
- In Their Previous Lives, Poets Were Bats, And Thinkers Were Owls
- In Times Of Joy, All Of Us Wished We Possessed A Tail We Could Wag
- In Truth We Are Partners Of The Fish, The Crab, The Grasses That Grow Beyond Our Sight. Upon Their Survival Hangs Our Own.
- In Uniform
- In Vino Veritas - In Wine There Is Truth
- In Waking A Tiger, Use A Long Stick
- In Your Heart Of Hearts
- Inaction Saps The Vigor Of The Mind
- Instead Of The Cross, The Albatross About My Neck Was Hung
- Instinct Is The Nose Of The Mind
- Into Every Generation Comes A Vampire
- Into The Wild Blue Yonder
- Invest In A Feather Duster - The Possibilities Are Endless
- Invest In Your Hair, It's The Crown You Never Take Off
- Irish As Paddy's Pig
- Iron Rusts From Disuse; Water Loses Its Purity From Stagnation... Even So Does Inaction Sap The Vigor Of The Mind
- Iron Sharpens Iron
- Irreverence Is Our Only Sacred Cow
- Is A Frog’s Ass Water Tight?
- Is It Surprising That Today We Have Become So Morally Blind (For Wickedness Blinds) That We Save The Baby Whales At Great Cost, And Kill Millions Of Unborn Children?
- Is Life Less Than A Boat Race? If A Man Will Give The Blood In His Body To Win The One, Will He Spend All The Might Of His Soul To Prevail In The Other?
- Is That A Gun In Your Pocket?
- Is There Anything For Dessert?
- Is This A Good Time To Talk?
- It (Agility) Allows The Athlete To React Much Faster And With Better Control
- It (Agility) Also Minimizes The Risk Of Injury
- It (Agility) Helps Increase The Quickness And Speed Of The Athlete
- It Ain't No Joke When You Lose Your Vinyl
- It Ain’t About How Hard You Can Hit. It’s About How Hard You Can Get Hit, And Keep Moving Forward.
- It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over
- It All Started With Two Turntables And A Mixer
- It Always Seems Impossible Until It’s Done
- It Brings Meekness And Inspiration, Reduces Our Egoism, Soothes Our Troubles, And Shames Our Wickedness
- It Doesn't Matter If A Cowboy Resides In The Mountainsides Or The Flats, As Long As It's Warm And There Is A Place To Lay His Hat
- It Doesn't Matter If The Rod Is Or Isn't Bent. Time Spent Fishing Is Time Well Spent.
- It Doesn't Matter What You're Trying To Accomplish. It's All A Matter Of Discipline.
- It Doesn’t Matter If Your Life Is Perfect As Long As Your Hair Color Is
- It Gets Up And Drops Its Trousers
- It Has Been My Experience That Folks Who Have No Vices Have Very Few Virtues
- It Is A Discipline In The Equality Of Men – For All Men Are Equal Before Fish
- It Is A Miracle That One Does Not Dissolve In One's Bath Like A Lump Of Sugar
- It Is A Royal Privilege To Do Good And Be Ill Spoken Of
- It Is Almost Worthy Of A Study In Air Currents To Discover Why With Plenty Of Space All Around, A Tiny Column Of Smoke Will Make Straight For The Nostrils Of The Very One Most Nauseated By It!
- It Is Amazing How Much Love And Laughter They Bring Into Our Lives And Even How Much Closer We Become With Each Other Because Of Them
- It Is At Courts As It Is In Ponds; Some Fish, Some Frogs
- It Is Because Of Self Importance, Why Crab Does Not Have A Head
- It Is Easier To Make A Camel Jump A Ditch Than To Make A Fool Listen To Reason
- It Is Good To Lose Fish. If We Didn’t, Much Of The Thrill Of Angling Would Be Gone.
- It Is Harder To Preserve Than To Obtain Liberty
- It Is His Nature, Not His Standing, That Makes The Good Man
- It Is Humble And Awkward And Ugly
- It Is In Being The Caterpillar That You Become The Butterfly
- It Is In Your Hands To Create A Better World For All Who Live In It
- It Is Not A Fish Until It Is On The Bank
- It Is Not Length Of Life, But Depth Of Life That Matters
- It Is Not Only Fine Feathers That Make Fine Birds
- It Is Not Part Of A True Culture To Tame Tigers, Any More Than It Is To Make Sheep Ferocious
- It Is Not The Size Of The Person But The Size Of The Heart
- It Is Not White Hair That Engenders Wisdom
- It Is Slate Colored And Unsymmetrical
- It Is That Feeling When You Are Not Necessarily Sad, But Just Really Empty
- It Is The Ant, Not The Lion, Which The Elephant Fears
- It Is The Color Of Passion, Romance, And Sensitivity
- It Is The Difficult Horses That Have The Most To Give You
- It Is The Great Occasion When We May Return To The Fine Simplicity Of Our Forefathers
- It Is The Language Of Orphans And Bastards And Whores
- It Is The Large Brain Capacity Which Allows Man To Live As A Human Being, Enjoy Taxes, Canned Salmon, Television, And The Atomic Bomb
- It Is The Last Straw That Breaks The Camel's Back
- It Is The Magic You Show Your Children
- It Is The Only Beverage That Feeds The Body, Soul And Spirit Of Man And At The Same Time Stimulates The Mind
- It Is The Pride Of My Heart To Have Been One Of The Earliest Adopted Sons Of America
- It Is The Woman Who Chooses The Man Who Will Choose Her
- It Is True I Am Rather Taken Up With Dress; But As To Feathers, Every One Wears Them, And It Would Seem Extraordinary If I Did Not
- It Is Unlikely That The Good Of A Snail Should Reside In Its Shell: So Is It Likely That The Good Of A Man Should?
- It Is Very Hard To Explain To People Who Have Never Known Serious Depression Or Anxiety The Sheer Continuous Intensity Of It. There Is No Off Switch.
- It Is Very Unnatural To Dance While Playing The Violin
- It Is What A Man Thinks Of Himself That Really Determines His Fate
- It Isn't Dying I'm Talking About. It Is Living. I Dont Believe That It Matters Where You Die But Where You Live.
- It Isn't Where. It's How You Live. We Weren't Raised To Take But To Give The Shirt Off Our Back To Anyone In Need.
- It Isn’t The Mountains Ahead To Climb That Wear You Out; It’s The Pebble In Your Shoe
- It Made My Skin Tingle
- It Sat On Her Tiny Hand As If Twere A Throne
- It Seemed To Be A Law Of Society That Hair Must Be Parted And Brushed
- It Stands For Luxury, Wealth, And Sophistication
- It Suddenly Struck Me That That Tiny Pea, Pretty And Blue, Was The Earth. I Put Up My Thumb And Shut One Eye, And My Thumb Blotted Out The Planet Earth. I Didn’t Feel Like A Giant. I Felt Very, Very Small.
- It Twists Up Trouser Legs
- It Was Autumn, And Incessant Piped The Quails From Shocks And Sheaves, And, Like Living Coals, The Apples Burned Among The Withering Leaves
- It Was The Nose Of A Champion Still, And Wind And Dark And Snow Could Not Prevail Against It – There Was A Grouse In The Brush Heap
- It Won't Get Me Anywhere
- It Would Throw Tantrums Like You Wouldn’t Believe
- It [Abstract Art] Should Be Enjoyed Just As Music Is Enjoyed After A While You May Like It Or You May Not
- It's A Big Sausage That Picks Up Everything You Say
- It's A Clue
- It's A Disease Ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark
- It's A Real Man Who Can Go Out With A Woman Who's Taller Than He Is. That's An Alpha Male Right There.
- It's A Very Non-Threatening Kind Of Instrument
- It's All About The Journey, Not The Outcome
- It's All Good Clean Fun
- It's All In The Rhythm Of The Bow
- It's All One Whole And It’s All Bound Up In The Magic Of The Universe. It’s The Magic Of Being.
- It's Always Been A Scary Thing For Me
- It's Basically What You See When You Close Your Eyes, When You Fall Asleep
- It's Been Said That An Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.
- It's Better To Be A Has Been Than A Never Was
- It's Better To Be A Lonely Lion Than A Popular Sheep
- It's Better To Be An Ugly Duckling From Your Own Village Than A Beauty From Foreign Parts
- It's Better To Fight For Something In Life Than To Die For Nothing
- It's Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut And Look Stupid Than Open It And Prove It
- It's Easier For A Camel To Pass Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Make A Blues Record
- It's Easier To Resist At The Beginning Than At The End
- It's Easy To Give Up. It's Even Easier To Start Pointing Fingers.
- It's Got Their Fingerprints All Over It
- It's Hard Not To Immediately Fall In Love With A Dog Who Has A Good Sense Of Humor
- It's Hard To Beat A Person Who Never Gives Up
- It's Hard To Beat Someone Who Never Quits
- It's Hard To Get Concert Tickets
- It's Hard To Ignore A Woman Lugging A Cello Around
- It's Hard, When You're Up To Your Armpits In Alligators, To Remember You Came Here To Drain The Swamp
- It's Important Not To Lay In A Bubble Bath Drinking Champagne
- It's Important To Take Part In What Life's All About
- It's In The Mail
- It's Just The Unbelievable Fact That You Can Move In Three Dimensions
- It's Kind Of Like Feeding An Alligator, Hoping It Eats You Last
- It's Leaving Planet Earth Behind And Entering An Alien World
- It's Like A Whole Orchestra, This Piano For Me
- It's Like Going Into The Delivery Room And You Can't Wait To See Your Baby, And It's A Crocodile
- It's Like Having A Baby
- It's Like Pigs Looking For Truffles. It's Called Dating.
- It's Like Putting Whipped Cream On A Road Apple (Horse Poop)
- It's Like Seeing The World With The Lid Off
- It's Like Singing The Blues Without Words
- It's Like The Mafia. Once You’re In – You’re In. There’s No Getting Out.
- It's Like You Trade The Virility Of The Body For The Agility Of The Spirit
- It's Lit
- It's More Fun To Be A Pirate Than To Join The Navy
- It's Nice To Have An Elephant In The Room. There’s Nothing More Helpful Than Something Everybody’s Thinking About.
- It's Not A Party Until The Weiners Come Out
- It's Not About Going To A Party. It’s Life As A Party
- It's Not Easy Being Green
- It's Not Like They're Gonna Meet A Better Looking Penguin Someday
- It's Not Over Till The Fat Lady Sings
- It's Not The Ones You See That You Have To Worry About, It’s The Ones You Don’t See
- It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It’s The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
- It's Not The Size Of Your Fangs, It's How You Bite
- It's Not The Will To Win That Matters—Everyone Has That. It’s The Will To Prepare.
- It's Not What You Are That Counts It's What They Think You Are
- It's Not Whether You Get Knocked Down; It's Whether You Get Up
- It's Ok, I'm With The Band
- It's Okay. You Just Gotta Grab That Giraffe By The Ears And Ride It On Out.
- It's Only Rock & Roll
- It's Personal Freedom, Not Hundred Dollar Bills That Lights The Soul's Cigar
- It's Practically Impossible To Look At A Penguin And Feel Angry
- It's Raining It's Pouring The Old Man Is Snoring
- It's Sincerity, Feeling, Emotions. All Real.
- It's So Hard Not To Smile
- It's That Question Of Trying To Be Immortal
- It's The Actors Life For Me
- It's The Camel's Nose In The Tent. Look At Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Idi Amin - Every One Of These Monsters, On Seizing Power, Their First Act Was To Confiscate All Firearms In Private Hands...
- It's The Closest Instrument To The Human Voice
- It's The First Way You Learn To Guess What A Man Is Going To Do Before He Does It.
- It's The Grit In The Oyster
- It's The Tortoises That Hold All The Secrets. We’ve Got To Be Patient Enough To Wait For Them.
- It's The World’s Most Intimidating Power Nap
- It's Too Bad We’re Not All Teddy Bears. More Stuffing Would Only Make Us Cuter And Cuddlier.
- It's When The Crickets Stop Singing That You Know The Enemy Is Near And The Battle Is About To Begin
- It's Your Hair, Do Whatever You Want
- Itchy Fingers
- Its Form Is Not Primarily Beautiful But Functional
- Its Tireless Adaptability And Tenacity Draw My Astonished Admiration And Sometimes Even My Tears
- Jab
- Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
- Jello
- Jiggly Wiggly
- Jiminy Cricket
- Jingle Bells
- Johnny Law
- Johnson
- Joy To The World
- Jug Ears
- Juice Of The Grape
- Juicy
- Jump For Joy
- Jump In Feet First
- Jump Ship
- Jump The Gun
- Junk Food
- Junk Mail
- Just Another Pretty Face?
- Just As The Sea Turns Shards Into Gems, Life Transforms Us Through Trials Into Stronger Versions Of Ourselves
- Just Be Sure To Match It To Your Shoes
- Just Because A Situation Is Grim Doesn't Mean You Don't Have Every Right To Smile
- Just Because All You See Is Suffering Does Not Mean That Overcoming It Is Out Of The Question
- Just Cause Trouble Comes Visiting Doesn't Mean You Have To Offer It A Place To Sit Down
- Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town
- Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town II
- Just Dive In
- Just Let Your Skin Breathe
- Just Like A Kitten That Thinks It’s A Tiger
- Just Like Riding a Bike
- Just One More
- Just Scream! You Vent, And The Body Just Feels Good After A Good Old Yell.
- Just Shoot Me
- Just When The Caterpillar Thought “I Am Incapable Of Moving,” It Became A Butterfly
- Kaching
- Kaffeeklatsch
- Kahuna
- Keep A Civil Tongue
- Keep A Stiff Upper Lip
- Keep Calm And Pour On
- Keep Cool; Anger Is Not An Argument
- Keep One Ear To The Ground
- Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End
- Keep The Rhythm Of The Bellows; Keep The Fire Glowing Red; Never Forget Your Place, Good Fellow; Never You Let The Coals Go Dead
- Keep Working Even When No One Is Watching
- Keep Your Face Always Toward The Sunshine - And Shadows Will Fall Behind You
- Keep Your Friends Close But Your Anemones Closer
- Keep Your Nose Clean
- Keep Your Powder Dry
- Keeping A Lot To Myself, Because It Is Hard To Find Someone Who Understands
- Keg Party
- Kept In A Small Bowl, The Goldfish Will Remain Small
- Kick Butt
- Kick Up Ones Heels
- Kids Are More Nimble Than Wise
- Killer Instinct
- Kipping
- Kirking The Tartan
- Kiss My Ass
- Kiss My Brass
- Kiss Till The Cow Comes Home
- Kitchen Piping
- Kite
- Kittens Are Angels With Whiskers
- Knackered (Woman)
- Knife In The Back
- Knock Someone Off Their Feet
- Knocked Up
- Knockout Punch
- Know The Ropes
- Know When To Hold 'Em
- Know Which Side One's Bread Is Buttered On
- Know Yourself. Don’t Accept Your Dog’s Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful.
- Knowledge Is Like A Lion; It Cannot Be Gently Embraced
- Knowledge Of The Past And Of The Places Of The Earth Is The Ornament And Food Of The Mind Of Man
- Labradors Are Fetching Awesome
- Ladybird, Ladybird, Whither Fly You, To Rest On The Rose Or To Sip Of The Dew?
- Ladybugs All Dressed In Red, Strolling Through The Flower Bed. If I Were Tiny Just Like You, I’d Creep Among The Flowers Too!
- Laid An Egg
- Landscape Design
- Large It Up
- Laugh And The World Laughs With You Snore And You Sleep Alone
- Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone (Woman)
- Laughter Is A Celebration Of Our Failings. That's What Clowns Are For. And That's What I Am.
- Laughter Is Brightest In The Place Where The Food Is
- Laws Are Spider Webs Through Which The Big Flies Pass And The Little Ones Get Caught
- Lay An Egg
- Lay Your Cards On The Table
- Lead Balloon
- Leap Of Faith
- Learn From Spiders. Sometimes You Need To Walk Sideways
- Learn The Ropes
- Learning Never Exhausts The Mind
- Leather
- Led By The Nose
- Lemon
- Lend An Ear
- Let Every Nation Know, Whether It Wishes Us Well Or Ill, That We Shall Pay Any Price, Bear Any Burden, Meet Any Hardship, Support Any Friend, Oppose Any Foe To Assure The Survival And The Success Of Liberty
- Let Her Bloom
- Let It Snow
- Let Men See, Let Them Know, A Real Man, Who Lives As He Was Meant To Live
- Let The Games Begin (Woman)
- Let The Pigeons Loose
- Let Them Eat Cake
- Let There Be Bass
- Let There Be Seasons So That Our Tongues Will Be Rich In Asparagus And Limes
- Let Triumph The Better Angels of Our Nature
- Let Us Dance In The Sun With Wildflowers In Our Hair
- Let Us Have Wine And Women, Mirth And Laughter, Sermons And Soda Water The Day After
- Let Your Dreams Blossom
- Let Your Hair Down
- Let's Be Frank
- Let's Dance
- Let's Dance II
- Let's Dive In
- Let's Get Crackin!
- Let's Get The Party Started
- Let's Jump On Board, And Cut Them To Pieces
- Let's Party
- Let's Put Our Tulips Together
- Letter Bomb
- Lettin The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier Than Puttin It Back
- Liberals, It Has Been Said, Are Generous With Other Peoples Money, Except When It Comes To Questions Of National Survival When They Prefer To Be Generous With Other People's Freedom And Security
- License To Print Money
- Lick Into Shape
- Licking Your Lips
- Lie Down
- Life Feels Better In A Wetsuit
- Life Is A Circus
- Life Is A Disease. The Only Cure Is Rock & Roll
- Life Is A Party. Dress For It.
- Life Is A Ticket To The Greatest Show On Earth
- Life Is An Abstract Art, And It’s Up To You To Make Sense Of It
- Life Is Better In Flip Flops
- Life Is Just Too Short To Go Quail Hunting With The Wrong People
- Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.
- Life Is Like A Trumpet - If You Don't Put Anything Into It, You Don't Get Anything Out Of It
- Life Is Like Riding A Bicycle: You Don't Fall Off Unless You Stop Pedaling
- Life Is Like The Monkey Bars: You Have To Let Go To Move Forward.
- Life Is More Fun If You Play Games (Woman)
- Life Is Mostly Pain And Struggle, The Rest Is Love And Deep Dish Pizza
- Life Is Not About Gaining Happiness It Is About Creating It
- Life Is Short, Wear Your Party Pants
- Life Is The Flower For Which Love Is The Honey
- Life Is The Flower Of Which Love Is The Honey
- Life Is Too Short To Have Boring Hair
- Life Is Too Short To Not Have Oysters And Champagne Sometimes
- Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First.
- Life Is What You Celebrate
- Life Isn't Perfect But Your Hair Can Be
- Life Of The Party
- Life Ought To Be A Struggle Of Desire Toward Adventures Whose Nobility Will Fertilize The Soul
- Life Well Spent Is Long
- Life's A Beach
- Life's A Rodeo. All You Have To Do Is Stay In The Saddle.
- Life's Pretty Good, And Why Wouldn’t It Be? I’m A Pirate, After All.
- Light Fingers Louie: Safecracker, Scallywag, Thief
- Light Is Prettiest In The Dark
- Light On Ones Feet
- Like A Dog, He Hunts In Dreams
- Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface, Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water, Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.
- Like A Duck To Water
- Like A Goldfish Giving A Snail Advice On How To Fly
- Like A Lion, He Downs Mammals Much Bigger Than He
- Like A Pelican, We Soar Above The Waves And Dive Into The Depths
- Like A Record On A Turntable, All It Takes Is One Grooves Difference
- Like A Shot
- Like Sea Glass, We Are Shaped By The Tides Of Life, Each Wave Making Us Stronger And More Beautiful
- Like, When You Kiss Him, POW, He Gets Hit By A Bear. Totally Not Your Fault. You Shouldn’t Feel Bad About That. It’s Not Your Bear.
- Limey
- Linger For A While And Discover The Secrets Of The Seahorse — One Of The Shyest Fish In The Sea
- Lions And Tigers And Pissed Off Girls, Oh My.
- Lions At Home, Foxes Abroad
- Lions Make Leopards Tame
- Lions Make Leopards Tame II
- Lipstick on a Pig
- Liquid Assets
- Listen Mate, Life Has Surface Noise
- Listen To The Crickets, She Said, Nodding Sagely As She Spoke, Understanding Everything
- Listen To The Sound Of The River And You Will Get A Trout
- Listen To Them, The Children Of The Night. What Music They Make!
- Little Boats Should Keep Near Shore
- Little Deeds Of Kindness, Little Words Of Love, You Always Make Me Happy, You Are An Angel From Above
- Little Ladybug On My Arm, You Wear A Heart As Part Of Your Charm. You Joined Me On This Sunny Day, Just For A Moment, Then You Flew Away.
- Little Rabbits Have Big Ears
- Little Red Bug, Oh So Cute, Here’s A Black Spot For Your Suit
- Little Red Wagon, Little Red Bike, I Ain’t No Monkey But I Know What I Like
- Little Things Make Big Days
- Live A Good, Honorable Life. Then When You Get Older And Think Back, You'll Enjoy It A Second Time.
- Live And In Stereo
- Live Colorfully Or Dye Trying
- Live In The Sunshine, Swim In the Sea, Drink the Wild Air II
- Live In The Sunshine, Swim The Sea, Drink The Wild Air
- Live It Up
- Live Scorpion In Pants Makes Life Interesting
- Live To Work. Work To Party. Party To Live.
- Living Without Recreation Is Like A Car Without Gas
- Lobster Is My Main Crustacean
- Lobster Is Not Going To Be As Tasty With Ice Tea Unless That Ice Tea Is From Long Island
- Lobsters Display All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As Here, Boy!
- Lock Stock & Barrel
- Long Chorus, Pierce The Night. Noon For Crickets.
- Long Live The Queen, Long May She Reign
- Long Shot
- Long Time, No Sea
- Look Before You Leap, For Snakes Among Sweet Flowers Do Creep
- Look Deep Into Nature, And Then You Will Understand Everything
- Look Deep Into Nature, And Then You Will Understand Everything Better
- Look Down Ones Nose
- Look Within. Within Is The Fountain Of Good, And It Will Ever Bubble Up, If Thou Wilt Ever Dig.
- Look, Man, All I Am Is A Trumpet Player
- Look, This Is An Odd Question, But You're Kind Of Cute And You're Pretty Nice To Me. Are You Drunk? It's Ok If You Are.
- Looking At The Eye Of A Free Animal During A Safari, Fulfills My Soul Of Peace And Happiness
- Looks Like A Dog, Behaves Like A Cat
- Loose Lips
- Loot
- Losse Cannon
- Lost In The Shuffle
- Loud Laughter Mixed With The Chirp Of Crickets
- Louis Armstrong Could Play A Trumpet Like Nobody Else, Then Put It Down And Sing A Song Like No One Else
- Love
- Love Alone Can Rekindle Life
- Love Everyone
- Love Handles
- Love Her And Let Her Bloom
- Love Is A Four-Legged Word
- Love Is A Fruit In Season At All Times, And Within Reach Of Every Hand
- Love Is A Game That Two Can Play And Both Can Win
- Love Is A Two-Way Street Constantly Under Construction
- Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies
- Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire
- Love Is Like A Butterfly: It Goes Where It Pleases, And It Pleases Wherever It Goes.
- Love Is Like A Rabbit Riding A Turtle Like A Chariot. But That’s Cool With Me, Because I Know Where It’s Going, And I Just Took A Taxi.
- Love Is Like Wildflowers; It's Often Found In The Most Unlikely Places
- Love Is Not The Dying Moan Of A Distant Violin - It's The Triumphant Twang Of A Bedspring
- Love Is The Emotion That A Woman Feels Always For A Poodle Dog And Sometimes For A Man
- Love Is The Flower You've Got To Let Grow
- Love Is What Makes The Ride Worthwhile
- Love Looks Not With The Eyes, But With The Mind And Therefore Is Winged Cupid Painted Blind
- Love Love
- Love Loves To Love Love
- Love Me Some Oysters
- Love Recognizes No Barriers
- Love The Wine You're With
- Love Was Made For Me And You
- Lovely Little Ladybug Sent From Heaven Above, Please Watch Over My Garden And Fill It Up With Love
- LP
- Lucky
- Lucky Sperm Club
- Lust
- Macaron
- Machines And Relatives Get Most Of The Yelling.
- Mad As A Hatter
- Mad Money
- Made A Bundle Of Money
- Made Of Money
- Magic
- Magic Bullet
- Magic Is Like Pizza: Even When It's Bad, It's Pretty Good
- Mail Order
- Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sows Ear
- Make Each Day Your Masterpiece
- Make Merry
- Make Sail
- Make Sure You Cut The Grass Low So The Snakes Show
- Make Sure Your Worst Enemy Doesn't Live Between Your Own Two Ears
- Make Waves
- Makes My Head Swim
- Making Spirits Bright
- Man Does Not Live By Bread Alone
- Man Is A Genius When He Is Dreaming
- Man Is An Ape With Possibilities
- Man Must Rise Above The Earth — To The Top Of The Atmosphere And Beyond — For Only Thus Will He Fully Understand The World In Which He Lives
- Man Will Occasionally Stumble Over The Truth, But Most Of The Time He Will Pick Himself Up And Continue On
- Mango Tango
- Mantra
- Many Foxes Grow Gray But Few Grow Good
- Many Men Go Fishing All Of Their Lives Without Knowing That It Is Not Fish They Are After
- Many Of The Most Highly Publicized Events Of My Presidency Are Not Nearly As Memorable Or Significant In My Life As Fishing With My Daddy
- Many Other Woman Kicked Higher, Balanced Longer, Or Turned Faster. These Are Poor Substitutes For Passion.
- Many People Together Won’t Fear A Tiger, And Many Dogs Together Won’t Fear A Wolf
- March To The Beat Of A Different Drummer
- Mark My Words, Nothing Smells Worse Than Burned Scorpion
- Mark The Occasion
- Marriage! Why, It Is Like Living In A Thimble With A Hippopotamus!
- Mars Has Been Flown By, Orbited, Smacked Into, Radar Examined, And Rocketed Onto, As Well As Bounced Upon, Rolled Over, Shoveled, Drilled Into, Baked And Even Blasted. Still To Come: Mars Being Stepped On.
- Marshmallow
- Marvel At The Tripod Of A Giraffe Bent To Water
- Mask
- Masquerade Party
- Matey
- Matrimonial Peacemaker
- Matter Of Fact, The Only Thing A Crab Is Good For Is Holding Back Other Crabs. A Crab Don't Want To See Another Crab Make It.
- Mattress Money
- Mauve Is Just Pink Trying To Be Purple
- May The Hinges Of Friendship Never Rust, Nor The Wings Of Love Lose A Feather
- May This House Stand Until An Ant Drinks The Ocean And A Tortoise Circles The World
- May We Think Of Freedom, Not As The Right To Do As We Please, But As The Opportunity To Do What Is Right
- May You Always Have A Shell In Your Pocket And Sand In Your Shoes
- May You Never Steal, Lie Or Cheat. But If You Must Steal, Then Steal Away My Sorrows. And If You Must Lie, Lie With Me All The Nights Of My Life. And If You Must Cheat, Then Please Cheat Death, Because I Couldn't Live A Day Without You.
- May Your Belly Never Grumble, May Your Heart Never Ache, May Your Horse Never Stumble, May Your Cinch Never Break
- May Your Neighbors Respect You, Trouble Neglect You, The Angels Protect You, And Heaven Accept You
- Maybe Roll In The Sand With A Rock And Roll Man
- Maybe That's What Life Is...A Wink Of The Eye And Winking Stars
- Maybe They Hate Me Because I’m Too Good
- Me And Crazy Janey Were Making Love In The Dirt Singing Our Birthday Songs
- Mean Dog. Nice Buns.
- Mechanical
- Mediocrity Is The Elephant In The Room
- Meet Me Where The Sky Touches The Sea
- Melon Head
- Melons
- Melt Ones Heart
- Memories Are Made In Flip Flops
- Men Are Freest When They Are Most Unconscious Of Freedom. The Shout Is A Rattling Of Chains, Always Was.
- Men Don’t Realize That If We’re Sleeping With Them On The First Date, We’re Probably Not Interested In Seeing Them Again Either
- Men In A Ship Are Always Looking Up, And Men Ashore Are Usually Looking Down
- Men Of Lofty Genius When They Are Doing The Least Work Are Most Active
- Men Spend Their Time In Following A Ball Or A Hare; It Is The Pleasure Even Of Kings
- Men Spend Their Time In Following A Ball Or A Hare; It Is The Pleasure Even Of Kings II
- Men Think Highly Of Those Who Rise Rapidly In The World; Whereas Nothing Rises Quicker Than Dust, Straw, And Feathers
- Men Who Ape The Saint And Play The Sinner
- Mental Pain Is Less Dramatic Than Physical Pain, But It Is More Common And Also Harder To Bear. The Frequent Attempt To Conceal Mental Pain Increases The Burden: It Is Easier To Say, My Tooth Is Aching Than To Say, My Heart Is Broken.
- Meow
- Merchant And Pirate Were For A Long Period One And The Same Person. Even Today Mercantile Morality Is Really Nothing But A Refinement Of Piratical Morality.
- Meringue
- Merry And Bright
- Milk Money
- Mind Your Back
- Misery Loves Another Idiot With A Jukebox Where His Soul Should Be
- Miss A Beat
- Miss The Boat
- Mission Impossible
- Mo Shift (Game Woman)
- Money Is No Object
- Money Shot
- Money Talks
- Money To Burn
- Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won’t Buy The Wag Of His Tail
- Money Won't Create Success, The Freedom To Make It Will
- Monkey Business Made A Monkey Out Of A Man
- Monkey Off Ones Back
- Moo
- Moola
- More Bang For Your Buck
- More Money Than Sense
- More Stuffing Would Only Make Us Cuter And Cuddlier
- More Than One Cigar At A Time Is Excessive Smoking
- More Than The Mountain And The Grouse, There Were Those Setters…I See Myself In Each Of Them, What I Gave Them And How They Shaped Me, Losing A Piece Of My Heart As Each Was Taken From Me
- Morning Wood
- Most Animals Show Themselves Sparingly. The Grizzly Bear Is Six To Eight Hundred Pounds Of Smugness. It Has No Need To Hide. If It Were A Person, It Would Laugh Loudly In Quiet Restaurants, Boastfully Wear The Wrong Clothes For Special Occasions, And Prob
- Most Important Is Be A Good Man
- Most Of My Memories Of Texas Are Of Mosquitoes, Watermelons, Crickets, And My Brother Teasing Me
- Most People Never Run Far Enough On Their First Wind To Find Out They’ve Got A Second
- Most People Stop Eating Not When Their Stomachs Are Full But When Their Plates Are Empty
- Mother Tongue
- Mother's Milk, Time-Tested For Millions Of Years
- Motor
- Mouth Lips
- Mowing Hay Snoring
- Muff
- Mug Shot
- Muhammad Ali
- Mulligan
- Music Gives A Soul To The Universe, Wings To The Mind, Flight To The Imagination And Life To Everything
- Music To My Ears
- Must Lasso My Natural Tendency To Acquire Such Habits
- My Anger Is Constructive
- My Appearance With Disheveled Hair And No Make-Up Is The Real Me
- My Ass
- My Best Friend Cuts My Hair With Kitchen Scissors
- My Best Friend Has Fur, Paws, And 42 Sharp, Scary Teeth. What’s Your Next Move?
- My Biggest Fear Is That When I Die, My Wife Will Sell My Hunting Gear For What I Said I Paid For It
- My Biggest Worry Is That When I'm Dead And Gone, My Wife Will Sell My Fishing Gear For What I Said I Paid For It
- My Blue Heaven
- My Brain More Busy Than The Laboring Spider Weaves Tedious Snares To Trap Mine Enemies
- My Dear Mama, You Are Definitely The Hen Who Hatched A Famous Duck
- My Demons Tried To Drown Me But They Didn't Know I Could Breathe Underwater
- My Doctor Told Me I Had To Stop Throwing Intimate Dinners For Four Unless There Are Three Other People
- My Dog Is Half Pit Bull Half Poodle. Not Much Of A Watchdog, But A Vicious Gossip.
- My Dog Thinks I’m A Catch
- My Dream Is Of A Place And A Time Where America Will Once Again Be Seen As The Last Best Hope Of Earth
- My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty
- My Fingers Are Not As Fast As My Brain - Which Isn't That Much To Type Home About Anyway
- My Foot
- My Forest Is Dark, The Trees Are Sad, And All The Butterflies Have Broken Wings
- My Guitar Is Not A Thing. It Is An Extension Of Myself. It Is Who I Am.
- My Hair Is Capable Of Doing A Lot Of Different Things
- My Hair Was Famous Before I Was
- My Heart Leaps At The Trumpets Voice
- My Idea Of Fast Food Is A Mallard
- My Lady
- My Lips Are Sealed
- My Little Dog — A Heartbeat At My Feet
- My Lord, It Is A Very Hard Sentence. For My Part, I Am The Innocentest Person Of Them All, Only I Have Been Sworn Against By Perjured Persons.
- My Mask No Longer Works. I Still Try, But They Know. They Know I Am Dead Inside.
- My Mood Depends On How Good My Hair Looks
- My Mother Was An Oyster. And I’m The Pearl.
- My Name Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.
- My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away
- My Record Collection Probably Tells The Story Of My Life Better Than I Could In Words
- My Rule Of Life Prescribed As An Absolutely Sacred Rite Smoking Cigars And Also The Drinking Of Alcohol Before, After And If Need Be During All Meals And In The Intervals Between Them
- My Sense Of Direction Leads Me One Way: To The Beach
- My Ship Has Come In
- My Soul Is Among Lions
- My Standard Uniform
- My Thoughts Are Destroying Me. I Try Not To Think, But The Silence Is A Killer Too.
- My Toughest Fight Was With My First Wife
- My Way Of Learning Is To Heave A Wild And Unpredictable Monkey Wrench Into The Machinery
- My Wife’s Father Said If You Marry My Daughter I’ll Give You Three Acres And A Cow. I’m Still Waiting For The Three Acres.
- My, The Man Play That Guitar Nice
- Naked Is The Best Disguise
- Nama Stay At The Beach
- Namaste
- Narcissists, However, Are Similar To A Spider That Has Built A Web For Its Prey To Bring Itself
- Nature Did Not Put Whales On This Earth To Splash Kids While Stuck In A Pen
- Nature Is A Tropical Swamp In Sunshine, On Whose Purlieus We Hear The Song Of Summer Birds, And See Prismatic Dewdrops, - But Her Interiors Are Terrific, Full Of Hydras And Crocodiles
- Nature Is Slow, But Sure; She Works No Faster Than Need Be; She Is The Tortoise That Wins The Race By Her Perseverance
- Nature Is The Closest Place To Heaven On Earth
- Nature Is The Source Of All True Knowledge. She Has Her Own Logic, Her Own Laws, She Has No Effect Without Cause Nor Invention Without Necessity.
- Nature Meant His Face To Be Expressive But He Did Not; For An Expression Is A Give Away And He Did Not Want To Give Anything Away
- Nature Only Shows Us The Tail Of The Lion
- Nature's Perfect Food
- Nature’s Great Masterpiece, An Elephant - The Only Harmless Great Thing
- Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack
- Never Approach A Bull From The Front, A Horse From The Rear Or A Fool From Any Direction
- Never Ask A Barber If You Need A Haircut
- Never Attempt To Catch A Whale With A Minnow
- Never Be The First To Arrive At A Party Or The Last To Go Home And Never, Never Be Both
- Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You Are Sure Of Your Facts
- Never Corner Something Meaner Than You
- Never Criticize The Composition Of A Royal Highness. You Never Know Who May Have Written It.
- Never Doubt The Courage Of The French. They Were The Ones Who Discovered That Snails Are Edible.
- Never Drive Black Cattle In The Dark
- Never Eat More Than You Can Lift
- Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.
- Never Hold Discussions With The Monkey When The Organ Grinder Is In The Room
- Never Hurt A Ladybug. We Need Them In The Garden. Ladybugs Help Flowers Grow, So We Must Give Them Pardon!
- Never Insult An Alligator Until After You Have Crossed The River
- Never Kick A Cow Chip On A Hot Day
- Never Kick A Cow Chip On A Hot Day II
- Never Look At The Trombones, It Only Encourages Them
- Never Love Anyone Who Treats You Like You're Ordinary
- Never Mind If A Bullet Goes Through A Trombone
- Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up
- Never Miss A Party…Good For The Nerves — Like Celery
- Never Miss Your Anvil And Whack Your Kneecap
- Never Monkey With The Truth
- Never Say Never Because Limits, Like Fears, Are Often Just An Illusion
- Never Slap A Man Who’s Chewing Tobacco
- Never Spare The Parson's Wine Nor The Baker's Pudding
- Never Trust A Fox. Looks Like A Dog, Behaves Like A Cat.
- Never Trust A Species That Grins All The Time. It’s Up To Something.
- Never Try To Catch Two Frogs With One Hand
- Never Try To Outstubborn A Cat
- Never Waffle
- Never Waste Any Time You Can Spend Sleeping
- Never Wear Your Best Trousers When You Go Out To Fight For Freedom And Truth
- Never Wrestle With Pigs. You Both Get Dirty And The Pig Likes It.
- New Money
- Nice Plan. Take The Gullible Outsiders, Walk Them Around For A Bit, Then Feed Them To The Giant Tortoise.
- Nicker
- Night Night Sleep Tight
- Night Owl
- Nimble Thought Can Jump Both Sea And Land
- Ninety Nine Percent Of The Worlds Lovers Are Not With Their First Choice. Thats What Makes The Jukebox Play.
- Ninety Nine Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- No Bubble Is So Iridescent Or Floats Longer Than That Blown By The Successful Teacher
- No Camel Route Is Long, With Good Company
- No Cigar Anywhere Was Safe From Me
- No Cigar-Smoker Ever Committed Suicide
- No Claims Of Any And All Revelations Could Be So Far Fetched As A Single Giraffe
- No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With A Nap
- No Great Man Ever Complains Of Want Of Opportunity
- No Heaven Can Heaven Be, If My Horse Isn’t There To Welcome Me
- No Horseplay
- No Hour Of Life Is Wasted That Is Spent In The Saddle
- No Hour Of Life Is Wasted Which Is Spent In The Saddle
- No Man Is Rich Enough To Buy Back His Past
- No Mandolin Wind Couldn't Change A Thing
- No Matter How Little Money And How Few Possessions You Own, Having A Dog Makes You Rich
- No Matter How Long A Log Stays In The Water, It Doesn't Become A Crocodile
- No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens
- No Matter How You Kiss ‘Em, As Far As I'm Concern, Frogs Is What They Stay
- No Matter How You’re Feeling, A Little Dog Gonna Love You
- No Measure Of Rest On The Planet Could Cure The Tiredness I Feel
- No One Appreciates The Very Special Genius Of Your Conversation As The Dog Does
- No One Asks The Cow Or The Chicken Where It Gets Its Protein
- No One Can Teach Riding So Well As A Horse
- No Philosophers So Thoroughly Comprehend Us As Dogs And Horses
- No Skin Off My Nose
- No Skin Off Ones Back
- No Trumpets Sound When The Important Decisions Of Our Life Are Made. Destiny Is Made Known Silently.
- No Two Violins Sound The Same
- No, A Merry Life And A Short One, Shall Be My Motto.
- No, I’m Not A Good Shot, But I Shoot Often
- Nob
- Nobility Of Spirit Has More To Do With Simplicity Than Ostentation, Wisdom Rather Than Wealth, Commitment Rather Than Ambition
- Nobility, Without Virtue, Is A Fine Setting Without A Gem
- Noble Deeds And Hot Baths Are The Best Cures For Depression
- Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well. Just Get Up And Dance.
- Nobody Gets Between Me And My Microphone
- Nobody Has Ever Measured, Not Even Poets, How Much The Heart Can Hold
- Nobody Who Ever Gave His Best Regretted It
- Nod's As Good As A Wink
- Noel
- None Can Love Freedom Heartily, But Good Men; The Rest Love Not Freedom, But License
- None Of Us Really Changes Over Time; We Only Become More Fully What We Are
- Normal Is An Illusion. What Is Normal For The Spider Is Chaos For The Fly
- Nose Out Of Joint
- Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost
- Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold
- Not By A Long Shot
- Not Have A Leg To Stand On
- Not In The Cards
- Not Just Beautiful, Though - The Stars Are Like The Trees In The Forest, Alive And Breathing. And They're Watching Me.
- Not Knowing You Can't Do Something, Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Not My Circus. Not My Monkeys.
- Not Playing With A Full Deck
- Not The Cry, But The Flight Of A Wild Duck, Leads The Flock To Fly And Follow
- Not Worth A Plugged Nickel
- Nothin Don't Seem Impossible Once You've Clapped Eyes On A Whale
- Nothing As Drastic An Innovation As Abstract Art Could Have Come In To Existence, Save As The Consequence Of A Most Profound, Relentless, Unquenchable Need. The Need Is For Felt Experience - Intense, Immediate, Direct, Subtle, Unified, Warm, Vivid, Rhythm
- Nothing But Breathing The Air Of Safari, And Actually Walking Through It, Can Communicate The Indescribable Sensations
- Nothing Cures Insomnia Like The Realization That It's Time To Get Up
- Nothing Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning Like The Sound Of Bagpipes
- Nothing Is Perfect. Life Is Messy. Relationships Are Complex. Outcomes Are Uncertain. People Are Irrational.
- Nothing Makes A Fish Bigger Than Almost Being Caught
- Nothing Makes The Future Look So Rosy As To Contemplate It Through A Glass Of Chambertin
- Nothing More Excellent Or Valuable Than Wine Was Ever Granted By The Gods To Man
- Nothing Shakes The Smiling Heart
- Nothing Strengthens Authority So Much As Silence
- Nothing You Wear Is More Important Than Your Smile
- Now And Then We Had A Hope That If We Lived And Were Good, God Would Permit Us To Be Pirates
- Now I Find Myself In The Wild Unknown, With The Frogs And Toads And I'm Far From Home
- Now Join Your Hands, And With Your Hands Your Hearts
- Now Sir, Said The Bulldog In His Business Like Way. Are You A Animal, Vegetable, Or Mineral?
- Now Wines Are Wonders; Great Wines Are Magical; And Winemakers Are Mad. Like Horse Fanciers, They Are Always Trying To Improve The Breed.
- Now, I Don't Know If You Can Appreciate This Without Actually Knowing Her, But Getting Mrs. Stricker To Laugh Is Like Getting An Octopus To Stand Up On Two Legs
- Nudity Is God's Art
- Nudity Is Not Vulgar, Else We Were Not Born Nude
- O Oysters, Said The Carpenter, You've Had A Pleasant Run! Shall We Be Trotting Home Again? But Answer Came There None - And This Was Scarcely Odd, Because They'd Eaten Every One.
- O Po Po
- O'er Folded Blooms On Swirls Of Musk, The Beetle Booms Adown The Glooms And Bumps Along The Dusk
- O, Beautiful For Spacious Skies, For Amber Waves Of Grain, For Purple Mountain Majesties, Above The Fruited Plain!
- O, Full Of Scorpions Is My Mind!
- O, Sir, Doubt Not That Angling Is An Art; Is It Not An Art To Deceive A Trout With An Artificial Fly?
- Octopus Can Fish For Prey While Deciding What Color And Pattern To Turn, What Shape To Make Their Bodies
- Of Course There Is A Monkey. There Is Always A Monkey.
- Off Cape Horn There Are But Two Kinds Of Weather, Neither One Of Them A Pleasant Kind
- Off On The Wrong Foot
- Off The Hook
- Often A Purple Patch Or Two Is Tacked On To A Serious Work Of High Promise, To Give An Effect Of Colour
- Oh Bed! Oh Bed! Oh Delicious Bed! That Heaven Upon Earth To The Weary Head.
- Oh How I Regret Not Having Worn A Bikini For The Entire Year I Was 26
- Oh Ladybug, I Wish You Joy As You Complete Your Garden Chores. I’d Like To Put Aside My Work And Join You In The Out Of Doors!
- Oh Swiftly Glides The Bonnie Boat, Just Parted From The Shore, And To The Fisher's Chorus Note Soft Moves The Dipping Oar
- Oh, A Very Useful Philosophical Animal, Your Average Tortoise. Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows, Beating Hares In Races... Very Handy.
- Oh, Bother
- Oh, Grown-Ups Cannot Understand, And Grown-Ups Never Will, How Short The Way To Fairyland Across The Purple Hill
- Oh, How A Quiet Love Can Drown Out Every Fear
- Oh, I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner
- OJ
- Old Blind Bob
- Old Money
- Old Shoe
- Old Tech
- Om
- On The Bat’s Back I Do Fly After Summer Merrily
- On The Blower
- On The Money
- On The Razzle
- On The Ropes
- On The Surface, Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water, Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute
- On The Tip Of Your Tongue
- On The Town
- On The Verge Of Sleep
- Onboard
- Once Bitten By A Snake, He Is Scared All His Life At The Mere Sight Of A Rope
- Once They Love, They Love Steadily, Unchangingly, Til Their Last Breath
- Once Upon A Time There Were Four Little Rabbits, And Their Names Were - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter
- Once You Are Clown You Can Never Go Back. You Know Too Much.
- Once You Can Accept The Universe As Matter Expanding Into Nothing That Is Something, Wearing Stripes With Plaid Comes Easy
- Once You Go Dead, No One's Better In Bed
- Once You Have Had A Wonderful Dog, A Life Without One Is A Life Diminished
- Once You Kill A Cow, You Gotta Make A Burger
- Once You've Been In Space, You Appreciate How Small And Fragile The Earth Is
- One Band, One Sound
- One Camel Does Not Make Fun Of The Other Camel’s Hump
- One Can Know A Man From His Laugh, And If You Like A Man’s Laugh Before You Know Anything Of Him, You May Confidently Say That He Is A Good Man
- One Can Never Consent To Creep When One Feels An Impulse To Soar
- One Can Study A Caterpillar Forever And Never Be Able To Predict A Butterfly
- One Can't Be Angry When One Looks At A Penguin
- One Cannot Think Well, Love Well, Sleep Well, If One Has Not Dined Well
- One Card Short Of A Full Deck
- One Cat Just Leads To Another
- One Catfish Does Not Make A Creek, Nor One Hero A Nation
- One Day, A Leopard Stalked Into The Synagogue, Roaring And Lashing Its Tail. Three Weeks Later, It Had Become Part Of The Liturgy.
- One Flag, One Land, One Heart, One Hand, One Nation Evermore!
- One For The Money
- One Good Man, One Good Man, It Ain’t Much – It’s Only Everything
- One Hair Of A Woman Can Draw More Than A Hundred Pair Of Oxen
- One Hand Washes The Other
- One Is Also Reminded Of How, In Art, The Tortoise So Often Overtakes The Hare
- One Is Never Over Dressed Or Under Dressed With A Little Black Dress
- One Little Monkey Jumping On The Bed! She Fell Off And Bumped Her Head. Mama Called The Doctor And The Doctor Said: No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed!
- One Man Can Be A Crucial Ingredient On A Team, But One Man Cannot Make A Team
- One Man Practicing Sportsmanship Is Far Better Than 50 Preaching It
- One May Ride Upon A Tiger’s Back But It Is Fatal To Dismount
- One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show
- One Must Be A Fox To Recognize Traps And A Lion To Frighten Wolves
- One Of Man's Greatest Obligations Is Anger
- One Of The Greatest Discoveries A Man Makes, One Of His Great Surprises, Is To Find He Can Do What He Was Afraid He Couldn't Do
- One Of The Most Striking Aspects Of Abstract Art's Appearance Is Her Nakedness, An Art Stripped Bare
- One Sandwich Short Of A Picnic
- One Should Lie Empty, Open, Choiceless As A Beach – Waiting For A Gift From The Sea
- One Small Step For Man
- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor
- One Thing Becomes Clearer As One Gets Older And One's Fishing Experience Increases, And That Is The Paramount Importance Of One's Fishing Companions
- One's Heart Bleeds For
- Only A Real Man Is Able To Stick To Just One Woman And Treat Her Special, Always
- Only Fine Cigars Are Worth Smoking And Only Men Who Smoke Fine Cigars Are Worth Kissing
- Only He Who Can See The Invisible Can Do The Impossible
- Only In Celebration Do We Meet The Ultimate, The Eternal
- Only The Guy Who Isn't Rowing Has Time To Rock The Boat
- Only When You Have Crossed The River Can You Say That The Crocodile Has A Lump On His Snout
- Only Worry In The World Is The Tide Gonna Reach My Chair
- Open Fire
- Opportunity Comes Like A Snail, And Once It Has Passed You, It Changes Into A Fleet Rabbit And Is Gone
- Opportunity Is Ever Worth Expecting; Let Our Hood Be Ever Hanging Ready. The Fish Will Be In The Pool Where You Least Imagine It To Be.
- Orange Is The Happiest Color
- Orangutans Look Straight Into Your Soul
- Other Fish Run From Bigger Things. That’s Their Instinct. But This Fish Doesn’t Run From Anything. He Doesn’t Fear.
- Our Aristocracy, Unlike That Of Europe, Is Open To All Comers
- Our Birthdays Are Feathers In The Broad Wing Of Time
- Our Daily Bread
- Our Faculties Are More Fitted To Recognize The Wonderful Structure Of A Beetle Than A Universe
- Our Fingerprints Don't Fade From The Lives We Touch
- Our Noblest Hopes Grow Teeth And Pursue Us Like Tigers
- Our Planet Is A Lonely Speck In The Great Enveloping Cosmic Dark
- Our Souls Sit Close And Silently Within, And Their Own Web From Their Own Entrails Spin; And When Eyes Meet Far Off, Our Sense Is Such, That, Spider Like, We Feel The Tenderest Touch
- Out Of Sight Of Land The Sailor Feels Safe. It Is The Beach That Worries Him.
- Out Of The Blue
- Out Of The Water, I Am Nothing
- Out On Ones Ear
- Out On The Town
- Out Past The Cornfields Where The Woods Got Heavy, Out In The Back Seat Of My '60 Chevy
- Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog, It's Too Dark To Read.
- Over Play Ones Hand
- Over The Transom
- Owl, Said Rabbit Shortly, You And I Have Brains. The Others Have Fluff. If There Is Any Thinking To Be Done In This Forest - And When I Say Thinking I Mean Thinking - You And I Must Do It.
- Owners Of Dogs Will Have Noticed That, If You Provide Them With Food And Water And Shelter And Affection, They Will Think You Are God. Whereas Owners Of Cats Are Compelled To Realize That, If You Provide Them With Food And Water And Affection, They Draw T
- Oysters Are The Most Tender And Delicate Of All Seafoods. They Stay In Bed All Day And Night.
- Packing Heat
- Pain In The Ass
- Pain is Temporary, Quitting Lasts Forever
- Paint Palette
- Paint The Town Red
- Paintball
- Paintbrush
- Paintbrush Strokes
- Painting
- Painting Finger
- Painting Is Concerned With All The 10 Attributes Of Sight; Which Are: Darkness, Light, Solidity And Color, Form And Position, Distance And Propinquity, Motion And Rest.
- Painting Spray
- Palace & Castle Design
- Pancakes Were Meant To Be Flipped
- Paper Money
- Paper Thin
- Par
- Paradise
- Parting Shot
- Party Like a Rock Star Party Animal Party Down Party Girl Party Hearty Party On Party Pooper Party Till Dawn Party Time
- Passion For Me, Is Like A Shark – It Never Stops Moving
- Pat On The Back
- Patriotism Is Not Short, Frenzied Outbursts Of Emotion, But The Tranquil And Steady Dedication Of A Lifetime
- Payday
- Paying Lip Service
- Pea In The Pod
- Peace On Earth
- Peace Yoga
- Peaceful
- Peachy Keen
- Peacocking
- Pear Shaped
- Pedal To The Metal
- Peeping
- Pencils Colored
- Penguins. Lovely.
- Pennies From Heaven
- People Always Ask Me How Long It Takes To Do My Hair. I Don't Know, I'm Never There.
- People Are Bloody Ignorant Apes
- People Are Born Great But Yet Need To Grow Into Greatness
- People Are Crying Up The Rich And Variegated Plumage Of The Peacock, And He Is Himself Blushing At The Sight Of His Ugly Feet
- People Don’t Take Safaris, Safaris Take People
- People Have A Crab Mentality, Man. They're Walking Sideways.
- People Like Abstract Art Because It Makes Them Feel Clever
- People Never Lie So Much As After A Hunt, During A War, Or Before An Election
- People Should Fall In Love With Their Eyes Closed
- People Sleep Peacefully In Their Beds At Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready To Do Violence On Their Behalf
- People Watching
- People Who Have Never Dealt With Depression Think It's Just Being Sad Or Being In A Bad Mood. That's Not What Depression Is For Me; It's Falling Into A State Of Grayness And Numbness.
- People Who Haven't Red Hair Don’t Know What Trouble Is
- People Who Keep Dogs Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves
- People Who Love To Eat Are Always The Best People
- People Will Stare. Make It Worth Their While.
- People Will Stare. Make It Worth Their While. II
- People Won't Have Time For You If You Are Always Angry Or Complaining
- People Wrestle Alligators But Not Once Has Someone Done It Without An Audience
- Perfect Shot
- Perfect Ten
- Perhaps Here We Have A Clue To The Reason Why Royal Rule Used To Exist Formerly, Namely The Difficulty Of Finding Enough Men Of Outstanding Virtue
- Perhaps Nothing Is So Fraught With Significance As The Human Hand
- Persistence Can Change Failure Into Extraordinary Achievement
- Personally, I Believe A Rocking Hammock, A Good Cigar, And A Tall Gin-And-Tonic Is The Way To Save The Planet
- Personally, I'd Prefer A Guy Who Wants To See My Boobs
- Petting, Scratching, And Cuddling A Dog Could Be As Soothing To The Mind And Heart As Deep Meditation, And Almost As Good For The Soul As Prayer
- Petty Cash
- Phone Home
- Phonograph, n. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Voices.
- Piano, Noun. A Parlor Utensil For Subduing The Impenitent Visitor. It Is Operated By Pressing The Keys Of The Machine And The Spirits Of The Audience.
- Pie Eyed
- Pie in the Sky
- Piedmont Blues
- Pig in a Poke
- Pigs Ear
- Pin Money
- Pineapple Face
- Pink Gives Me Love That Would Even Make Red Blush
- Pint
- Pinup Girl
- Piss Off
- Pissed Off
- Pizza Pizza
- Pizzacato
- Plant One On Me
- Plastic Money
- Play
- Play It By Ear
- Play Not The Peacock, Looking Everywhere About You, To See If You Be Well Deck't
- Play The Blues
- Play Your Cards Close To The Vest
- Playing Cards
- Playing Dress Up Begins At Age Five And Never Truly Ends
- Playing Golf Is Like Chasing A Quinine Pill Around A Cow Pasture
- Playing With Firecrackers
- Please Don’t Bug The Lady
- Please Mr Postman
- Please Put The Ladybug Outside Without Harming Her
- Plenty Of Ladybirds, Plenty Of Hops
- Pluck
- Plugged Nickel
- Plum Crazy
- Plump & Juicy
- PO Box
- Po Po
- PO'd
- Poetry Is A Fresh Morning Spider Web Telling A Story Of Moonlit Hours Of Weaving And Waiting During A Night
- Poetry Is A Sky Dark With A Wild Duck Migration
- Point The Finger
- Pointless. . . . Like Giving Caviar To An Elephant
- Poker
- Poker Face
- Pomeranians Speak Only To Poodles And Poodles Speak Only To God
- Ponticello
- Pool
- Pool Billiards
- Poor Is The Pupil Who Does Not Surpass His Master
- Pop
- Pop Music Is Aspirin And The Blues Are Vitamins
- Pop Music Was Supposed To Be A Flash In The Pan
- Porno
- POSH
- Pot Shot
- Pour Ones Heart Out
- Poverty And Oysters Always Seem To Go Together
- Power
- Power Player
- Powwow
- Pranayama
- Preaching To Deaf Ears
- Preggers
- Pretty In Pink
- Pretty Penny
- Prick Up Your Ears
- Problems Come And Go. Pizza Is Forever.
- Profanity
- Propaganda Is A Soft Weapon; Hold It In Your Hands Too Long, And It Will Move About Like A Snake, And Strike The Other Way
- Protect & Serve
- Proud As A Peacock
- Pull Someones Leg
- Pull The Trigger
- Pull Up A Chair. Take A Taste. Come Join Us. Life Is So Endlessly Delicious.
- Pull Your Finger Out
- Pulled An All Nighter
- Pulling Poseidon's Chariot
- Pump Up The Volume
- Punch Drunk
- Punch It
- Puppy Love
- Purple Haze All In My Eyes, Don’t Know If It’s Day Or Night. You Got Me Blowin, Blowin My Mind. Is It Tomorrow Or Just The End Of Time?
- Purple Is The Queen In All Women; It Helps Us Keep Our Backs Straight And Heads Held High
- Purr
- Push The Boat Out
- Push Yourself Again And Again. Don’t Give An Inch Until The Final Buzzer Sounds.
- Put A Bug In Ones Ear
- Put A Gun To Your Head
- Put It In A Dishwasher And Youre Fine
- Put On A Spread
- Put On Your Dancing Shoes
- Put Ones Foot Down
- Put Your Hand On Your Horse And Your Heart In Your Hand
- Put Your Hands Together
- Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
- Puts Me Right To Sleep
- Quality Meat, No Fillers
- Quantum Leap
- Quick On The Draw
- Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever
- Rabbiting On
- Rack Em
- Rage
- Raise The Ante
- Rake In The Money
- Rave On
- Rawr
- Read My Lips
- Reading The Tea Leaves
- Ready Fire Aim
- Real Cowboys Don’t Need To Correct People. They Just Smile, Nod Their Head, And Say Yep. Each To His Own. That’s The Cowboy Way.
- Real Men Don't Lift Weights, They Lift Women
- Real Nobility Is Based On Scorn, Courage, And Profound Indifference
- Realism' Has Been Abandoned In The Search For Reality: The ‘Principal Objective' Of Abstract Art Is Precisely This Reality
- Really Blew It Out
- Reasonable Arguments, Challenges To Magnanimity, And Appeals To Sympathy Or Justice, Are Folly When We Are Dealing With Human Crocodiles And Boa-Constrictors
- Red Is The First Color Of Spring. It’s The Real Color Of Rebirth - Of Beginning
- Red Wave
- Reel It In
- Refreshing
- Regrets Are As Personal As Fingerprints
- Relish The Moment
- Remember That Silence Is Sometimes The Best Answer
- Remember Two Legged Tigers And Crocodiles Are More Dangerous Than The Others
- Remember, Ginger Rogers Did Everything Fred Astaire Did, But Backwards And In High Heels
- Remember, Slow And Steady Wins The Race
- Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.
- Reminds Me Of Summers At The Beach
- Reptiles And Amphibians Are Sometimes Thought Of As Primitive, Dull And Dimwitted. In Fact, Of Course, They Can Be Lethally Fast, Spectacularly Beautiful, Surprisingly Affectionate And Very Sophisticated.
- Reputation Is What Men And Women Think Of Us. Character Is What God And The Angels Know Of Us.
- Revelry
- Revolver
- Rhythm And Blues
- Ride The Wave
- Riding A Horse Is Not A Gentle Hobby, To Be Picked Up And Laid Down Like A Game Of Solitaire. It Is A Grand Passion.
- Right On The Money
- Ring Me
- Ringing In The Ears
- Roar
- Rock & Roll Aint Nothing But Jazz With A Hard Backbeat
- Rock & Roll Has Probably Given More Than Its Taken
- Rock & Roll Is Here To Stay
- Rock & Roll Might Not Solve Your Problems, But It Does Let You Dance All Over Them
- Rock & Roll Stops The Traffic
- Roids
- Roisterer
- Roll Off The Tongue
- Roll Over
- Roll With The Punches
- Rope A Dope
- Roses Are Red, Pizza Sauce Is, Too,
- Rotondo
- Round And Round They Went With Their Snakes, Snakily
- Round Ball
- Row Row Row Your Boat. Gently Down The Stream. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life Is But A Dream.
- Royalty Has A Magic All Its Own
- Rubenesque: The Word For Masterpiece Curves
- Run (The Fuse Is Lit)
- Run A Tight Ship
- Run For Your Money
- Run The Table
- Running Like A Bunny With His Tail On Fire
- Russian Roulette
- Sacred Cows Make The Best Hamburger
- Sacred Cows Make Very Poor Gladiators
- Safaris Are The Only Thing You Buy That Makes You Richer
- Sailors, With Their Built In Sense Of Order, Service And Discipline, Should Really Be Running The World
- Sales Went Crazy When We Made The Perfect Pizza
- Salmon Are Incredibly Driven To Spawn. They Will Not Give Up. This Gives Me Hope.
- Salmon. Salmon, Salmon. I Eat So Much Salmon At These Weddings, Twice A Year I Get This Urge To Swim Upstream.
- Saltwater Cures All Wounds
- Sand On, Stress Off
- Sandwiched
- Sandy Toes. Sunkissed Nose.
- Santa Claus
- Sauvignon Blanc Bangs You In The Mouth - Like An Old Peasant With His Wooden Shoe
- Savasana
- Saved By The Bell
- Sawing Logs
- Saxophonists Are Dangerous
- Say One More Comment Like That And I Will Strangle You With My Microphone Wire
- Scampered Off
- Scarry
- Schnoz
- Schooled (Game Woman)
- Scientific People . . . Know Very Well That Time Is Only A Kind Of Space
- Scottish
- Scratch
- Scratch A Dog And You’ll Find A Permanent Job
- Screw You
- Sea Change
- Sea Glass Is The Ultimate Survivor
- Sea You Soon
- Seahorses Look Mythical, Like Dragons, But These Magnificent Shy Creatures Are Real
- Seashells Are Love Letters In The Sand
- Seasons Greetings
- Secret Agent On Whose Side
- Secret Weapon
- See The Turtle Of Enormous Girth, On His Shell He Holds The Earth. If You Want To Run And Play, Come Along The Beam Today.
- See You Later, Alligator
- Seed Money
- Seek To Be The Purple Thread In The Long White Gown
- Seems Hats Have Been On Top Of All The Stages Comings And Goings Helping Us Remember Heroes And Idols
- Selling Spree
- Serious Money
- Set Sail
- Set The Gearshift For The High Gear Of Your Soul. You've Got To Run Like An Antelope, Out Of Control.
- Set Tongues Wagging
- Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
- Sex And Beauty Are Inseparable
- Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes
- Sexy
- Shake A Leg
- Shake Paws, Count Your Claws, You Steal Mine, I'll Borrow Yours. Watch My Whiskers, Check Both Ears. Robber Foxes Have No Fears.
- Shaken Not Stirred (Spying)
- Shaky Threw A Party That Lasted All Night. Everybody Drank A Lot Of Something Nice.
- Shaped By The Sands Of Time
- Sharp Tongue
- She Abounds With Lucious Faults
- She Always Says, My Lord, That Facts Are Like Cows. If You Look Them In The Face Hard Enough They Generally Run Away.
- She Curls Her Tail About The Coral As A Newborn Curls Their Fingers Around The Mother's Pinky
- She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away
- She Has A Poodle Named Jack
- She Heard Pa Shouting, Juminy Crickets! It’s Raining Fish Hooks And Hammer Handles.
- She Is Like A Butterfly; Beautiful To Look At But Hard To Catch
- She Is Like A Wildflower; Beautiful, Fierce, And Free
- She Is Magic! But She Does Not Know It!
- She Looked At The Girl In The Chair And Saw What Youth Was. It Was Obvious, With Things In Its Ears.
- She Looks Like She Combs Her Hair With An Egg Beater
- She Said She Would Rather Give Birth To A Porcupine On Fire
- She Smiled With The Warmth Of A Penguin
- She Thinks My Pipes Are Sexy
- She Threw Back Her Head With A Laugh That Made Her Chins Ripple Like Little Waves
- She Wanted To Look At Water Every Day
- She Will Never Win Him, Whose Words Had Shown She Feared To Lose
- She Wore Trousers, Because Skirts Were Stupid, And Boots, 'Cuz Stuff Needed To Be Kicked
- She'd Also Called Me Brave…Unless She Was Talking To The Catfish
- She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party
- She's Got The Blues
- She's No Day At The Beach
- She's Using Me. And I Like It.
- Sheep Stealer
- Shiner
- Ship Of Fools
- Ship Shape
- Shirt Off Ones Back
- Shiver Me Timbers
- Shocking Pink
- Shoes Off In The Whale! And Don't Try And Make A Break For The Anus.
- Shoes On The Other Foot
- Shoestring Budget
- Shoot 'Em Up
- Shoot Blanks
- Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
- Shoot From The Hip
- Shoot It Out
- Shoot Straight
- Shoot The Curl
- Shoot Yourself In The Foot
- Shopping Spree
- Show Me A Smile, And I'll Show You One Back
- Show Me The Money
- Show Your Hand
- Shucking Oysters
- Shuffle The Deck
- Shut Eye
- Shyness Has Laws You Can Only Give Yourself; Tragically To Those Who Least Understand
- Sick 'Em
- Sick At Heart
- Siesta (Woman)
- Signals Intelligence
- Silence And A Deeper Silence When The Crickets Hesitate
- Silence Is Golden For Me. I Live In The Country And Hear Only My Pets, Birds, Crickets, And The Wind In The Trees.
- Silence Is Of The Gods; Only Monkeys Chatter
- Silent Night Holy Night
- Silly Money
- Silver Bullet
- Silver Spoon
- Silver Tongued
- Simplicity Is The Ultimate Sophistication
- Sing The Blues
- Single Mindedness Is All Very Well In Cows Or Baboons; In An Animal Claiming To Belong To The Same Species As Shakespeare, It Is Simply Disgraceful
- Sink Or Swim
- Sip, Swirl, Swallow!
- Sit
- Sit Atop The Mountain And Watch The Tigers Fight
- Sitting In A Room Alone With An LP Crackling Away
- Skip A Beat
- Skivvies
- Skull & Bone
- Sky Above, Sand Below, Peace Within
- Sleep - The Most Beautiful Experience In Life - Except Drink
- Sleep Is The Best Meditation
- Sleep Like A Baby
- Sleepy Eyed
- Sleight Of Hand
- Slice
- Sliced Bread
- Slider
- Slim Trim & Desirable
- Sling Your Hook
- Slip Of The Tongue
- Slop
- Slow
- Slow And Steady Wins The Race
- Slumber Party
- Slush Fund
- Smackers
- Small Fry
- Smart Ass
- Smart Cookie
- Smart Money
- Smash It
- Smell The Sea And Feel The Sky. Let Your Soul And Spirit Fly.
- Smelling A Crayon Takes You Right Back To Childhood
- Smile & Dial
- Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Smile While You Still Have Teeth
- Smile, There's Wine
- Smoker
- Smokey The Bear
- Smoking Gun
- Smoking Is Indispensable If One Has Nothing To Kiss
- Snail Is Frail But Does Not Fail To Assail Every Nail On Its Trail
- Snail Mail
- Snail’s Pace
- Snakes, After All, Have A Great Sense Of Decorum And Order
- Snarl
- Snatch 40 Winks
- Snookered
- Snooping Around
- Snoring Keeps The Monsters Away
- So American You Can Taste It
- So Do The Dark In Soul Expire, Or Live Like Scorpion Girt By Fire; So Writhes The Mind Remorse Hath Riven, Unfit For Earth, Undoom’d For Heaven, Darkness Above, Despair Beneath, Around It Flame, Within It Death
- So Long As There Are Bagpipes There Will Be Free People
- So Many Surprises You’d Never See Half If You Had Forty Eyes
- So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?
- So, My Big Brother Was Playing Guitar And I Figured I'd Try It Too
- Soccer Is My Life
- Soda
- Some Animals Are Cunning & Evil Disposed As The Fox; Others As The Dog Are Fierce, Friendly & Fawning. Some Are Gentle & Easily Tamed As The Elephant; Some Are Susceptible Of Shame & Watchful As The Goose. Some Are Jealous & Fond Of Ornament As The Peacoc
- Some Are Made Of Witchcraft And Wolf And A Little Bit Of Vice
- Some Birds Avoid Water, The Duck Searches For It
- Some Days She's a Warrior
- Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others
- Some Games Are Fun Even When You Lose (Woman)
- Some Go To Church And Think About Fishing, Others Go Fishing And Think About God
- Some Learned Writers Have Compared A Scorpion To An Epigram Because As The Sting Of The Scorpion Lyeth In The Tayl, So The Force And Virtue Of An Epigram Is In The Conclusion
- Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place With Curators In Museums; Others We Take For Walks
- Some Of Them Are Poisonous To The Touch
- Some People Can Vent Their Anger, Take A Breath, And Let It Go, But I’m Not One Of Them
- Some People Regard Private Enterprise As A Predatory Tiger To Be Shot. Others Look On It As A Cow They Can Milk. Not Enough People See It As A Healthy Horse, Pulling A Sturdy Wagon.
- Some People Regard Private Enterprise As A Predatory Tiger To Be Shot. Others Look On It As A Cow They Can Milk. Not Enough People See It As A Healthy Horse, Pulling A Sturdy Wagon. II
- Some People Wanted Champagne And Caviar When They Should Have Had Beer And Hot Dogs
- Some People Who Look At Abstract Art Say 'I Could Do That.' A Good Response Is, 'Go Ahead But Then You'll Be Acused Of Copying
- Some Sigh For This And That; My Wishes Don't Go Far; The World May Wag At Will, So I Have My Cigar
- Some Women Wear A Miniskirt To Reveal Their Thighs; Some Wear One To Conceal Their Age
- Something Fishy
- Something Smells Amazing. What Are We Having? Moules Marinieres.
- Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar
- Sometimes I Can Only Groan, And Suffer, And Pour Out My Despair At The Piano
- Sometimes If You Want To See A Change For The Better, You Have To Take Things Into Your Own Hands
- Sometimes You End Up With Nothing But A Mouthful Of Feathers
- Sometimes You Get And Sometimes You Get Got
- Sometimes You Get The Bear, And Sometimes The Bear Gets You
- Sometimes You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs Before You Find Your Prince
- Sometimes You Have To Rely On A Giraffe Filled With Whipped Cream
- Sometimes, A Leopard Can Change Its Spots If The Right Woman Comes Along
- Sometimes, You Have To Get Angry To Get Things Done
- Somewhere, Something Incredible Is Waiting To Be Known
- Son Of A Gun
- Sooey
- Sorrow Can Be Alleviated By Good Sleep, A Bath And A Glass Of Wine
- Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Volume Of My Hair
- Sorry, We Only Have One Volume
- Sort The Wheat From The Chaff
- Souls Tend To Go Back To Who Feels Like Home
- Sound Asleep
- Sound Comes Out The Other End And Disrupts The Cosmos
- Sound Trumpets! Let Our Bloody Colours Wave! And Either Victory, Or Else A Grave.
- Sour Grapes
- Sow Your Wild Oats
- Space Isn't Remote At All. It’s Only An Hour’s Drive Away If Your Car Could Go Straight Upwards.
- Space Travel Is Life - Enhancing, And Anything That's Life - Enhancing Is Worth Doing. It Makes You Want To Live Forever.
- Sparkle Away
- Speak When You Are Angry And You Will Make The Best Speech You Will Ever Regret
- Speak Your Mind, But Ride A Fast Horse
- Speaking In Tongues
- Speed, Agility, And Responsiveness Are The Keys To Future Success
- Spell
- Spend Less Time With Nightingales And Peacocks. One Is All Talk, The Other Only Color.
- Spends Money Like Water
- Spent Like A Drunken Sailor
- Spiders So Large They Appear To Be Wearing The Pelts Of Small Mammals
- Spit Is A Horrid Word-But Worse On The End Of Your Cigar
- Splish Splash
- Spooks
- Sports Do Not Build Character. They Reveal It.
- Sports Serve Society By Providing Vivid Examples Of Excellence
- Spray Painting
- Sprinkles
- Stab In The Back
- Stack The Deck
- Stage Design
- Stand Back
- Stand On One's Own Two Feet
- Starkers (Naked)
- Starry Eyed
- Stars Sang Like Crickets In The Dropping Dusk And Were
- Stay
- Stay On Ones Toes
- Steady As She Goes
- Steal Ones Heart
- Step Into Someone's Shoes
- Stereophonic
- Steve Jobs Was A Pioneer Of Digital Music. But When He Went Home, He Listened To Vinyl.
- Stick To Your Guns
- Stiff Upper Lip
- Stifle A Yawn
- Still Life Fruit
- Stinking Rich
- Stop Being A Vegan And Start Enjoying What You Eat
- Stop Picking Your Nose
- Stop Trying To Calm The Storm, Calm Yourself, The Storm Will Pass
- Stout Fellow
- Straight As An Arrow
- Straight, Wavy Or Curly, If It's Healthy, It's Beautiful
- Strawberry Fields
- Street Pizza
- Strength Without Agility Is A Mere Mass
- Stretch Ones Legs
- Strike While The Iron Is Hot
- Stripes
- Strong Suit
- Strutting Superscilious Peacock
- Study Without Zeal Damages The Memory By Not Assimilating What It Absorbs
- Stuffed
- Stunning (Hat Woman)
- Style Is A Way To Say Who You Are Without Having To Speak
- Style Is Something Each Of Us Already Has, All We Need To Do Is Find It
- Style Is The Only Thing You Can't Buy
- Style Is What You Choose
- Stylish
- Sub Sandwich
- Success Is Letting Go Of Fear
- Success Is Not For The Lazy
- Success Is Where Preparation And Opportunity Meet
- Such Beauty And So Full Of Life, She's Flitting To And Fro, From Plant To Plant To Find Best Perch And Put Herself On Show
- Such Is The Life And Death Of A Good Cowboy
- Suck An Egg
- Sugar, Spice And A Large Pizza Slice
- Sun Of A Beach!
- Sun's Out Bun's Out
- Sunkissed
- Sunny Side Up
- Sunshine Is The Best Medicine
- Surf's Up
- Surfing's One Of The Few Sports That You Look Ahead To See What's Behind
- Surrounded By The Flames Of Jealousy, The Jealous One Winds Up, Like The Scorpion, Turning The Poisoned Sting Against Himself
- Svelt
- Swashbuckling
- Sweep The Deck
- Sweet
- Sweet Mercy Is Nobility's True Badge
- Swim In Your Own Direction
- Swimming
- Swoosh
- Tadasana
- Take A Bite Of Reality Sandwich
- Take A Dip
- Take A Load Off One's Feet
- Take A Pot Shot At
- Take A Shot At
- Take A Walk On The Wild Side
- Take A Walk On The Wild Side II
- Take A Walk On The Wild Side III
- Take A Walk With A Turtle. And Behold The World In Pause.
- Take Heart
- Take Life With A Pinch Of Salt A Shot Of Tequila And A Wedge Of Lime Do Nothing At All But Take Your Time
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game
- Take Only Pictures, Leave Only Bubbles
- Take The Money And Run
- Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance
- Take Their Prints
- Take Time To Smell The Roses
- Talent Without Discipline Is Like An Octopus On Roller Skates. There's Plenty Of Movement, But You Never Know If It's Going To Be Forward, Backwards, Or Sideways.
- Talk Bilge
- Talk Slow, Talk Slow, And Do Not Say Too Much
- Talk Slowly, Think Quickly
- Talk Someones Ear Off
- Talk To The Sand
- Tart
- Tea Leaves
- Teach Him How You Will, A Pig Will Never Play The Flute
- Teach Yoga
- Teaching A Child Not To Step On A Caterpillar Is As Valuable To The Child As It Is To The Caterpillar
- Tears Come From The Heart And Not From The Brain
- Technicolor Yawn
- Teddy Bears Don’t Need Hearts As They Are Already Stuffed With Love
- Teen: Awesome Cool GOAT Lit OMG Rad Sick Sweet Yeet
- Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini
- Telescopes Are Time Machines
- Tellin A Man To Git Lost And Makin Him Do It Are Two Entirely Different Propositions
- Tennis Anyone?
- Terrible Day, But Your Hand Over Your Midsection. Feel That Beat? That Is Called Reason. You're Here For A Reason Don't Leave Without One.
- Thanks A Bunch
- That Awkward Moment When You Realize You Have Poked The Wrong Bear
- That Girl Has Done Something To Your Head
- That Man Is Rich Whose Pleasures Are The Cheapest
- That Ship Has Sailed
- That Which Is Not Good For The Bee Hive Cannot Be Good For The Bees
- That's A Hot One
- That's A Valiant Flea That Dares Eat His Breakfast On The Lip Of A Lion
- That's Heaven Here On Earth
- That's One Small Step For A Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind
- That's The Thing About Depression: A Human Being Can Survive Almost Anything, As Long As She Sees The End In Sight. But Depression Is So Insidious, And It Compounds Daily, That It's Impossible To Ever See The End.
- That's What Love Is Made Of, Snakes, Snails, And Puppy Dog Tails, Sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice
- The Abstract Nature Of Reality Is The Source Of Beauty
- The Abstraction Is Often The Most Definite Form For The Intangible Thing In Myself That I Can Clarify In Paint
- The After Party
- The Albatross About My Neck Was Hung
- The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More
- The Ancient Irish Bards Knew The Salmon Of Knowledge As The Giver Of All Life's Wisdom. In The Salmon's Leap Of Understanding Like A Leap Of Faith, We Can See Ourselves In Our Element, Immersed In The River Of Life. The Cycle Of The Salmon's Journey Remin
- The Anger Of A Person Who Is Strong, Can Always Bide Its Time
- The Anvil Must Be Somewhere In The Centre; Horned As A Unicorn, At One End And Square; Set There Immoveable: An Altar
- The Art Of Life Is To Show Your Hand
- The Art Of The Clown Is More Profound Than We Think. It Is The Comic Mirror Of Tragedy, And The Tragic Mirror Of Comedy.
- The Artist Has To Be Something Like A Whale Swimming With His Mouth Wide Open, Absorbing Everything Until He Has What He Really Needs
- The Artist Is A Receptacle For Emotions That Come From All Over The Place: From The Sky, From The Earth, From A Scrap Of Paper, From A Passing Shape, From A Spider's Web
- The Artist Nature Often Achieves Greatest Effect When Not Working With A Full Palette
- The Average Dog Is Nicer Than The Average Person
- The Average Man Will Bristle If You Say His Father Was Dishonest, But He Will Brag A Little If He Discovers That His Great Grandfather Was A Pirate
- The Baby Bat Screamed Out In Fright, Turn On The Dark, I'm Afraid Of The Light
- The Ballet Is A Purely Female Thing; It Is A Woman, A Garden Of Beautiful Flowers, And Man Is The Gardener
- The Battle For Freedom Must Be Won Over And Over Again
- The Beach Gives Me Porpoise
- The Bear, He Says, Is Many Animals In One. Like A Lion, He Downs Mammals Much Bigger Than He; Like Any Ruminant, He Pillages Crops; He Steals Grapes And Fruit Like A Monkey; Nibbles On Berries Like A Blackbird; Plunders Anthills And Beehives Like A Woodpe
- The Bee Is More Honored Than Other Animals, Not Because She Labors, But Because She Labors For Others
- The Bee's Knees
- The Bee's Life Is Like A Magic Well: The More You Draw From It, The More It Fills With Water
- The Best Fighter Is Never Angry
- The Best Fishermen I Know Don't Look For The Fish. They Look For The Places Where Fish Hide.
- The Best Nutrient For Babies
- The Best Players Are On The Bench
- The Best Remedy For A Short Temper Is A Long Walk
- The Best Surfer Out There Is The One Having The Most Fun
- The Best That Money Can Buy
- The Best Thing About A Bubble Is That It Pops And Is Gone. That Is What Makes It So Precious.
- The Best Thing About A Picture Is That It Never Changes, Even When The People In It Do
- The Best Thing About Hunting And Fishing, The Old Man Said, Is That You Don’t Have To Actually Do It To Enjoy It. You Can Go To Bed Every Night Thinking About How Much Fun You Had Twenty Years Ago, And It All Comes Back Clear As Moonlight.
- The Best Thing About Me Is You
- The Best Thing To Hold Onto In Life Is Each Other
- The Best Things In Life Are Free. The Second Best Are Very Expensive.
- The Best Time To Go Fishing Is When You Can Get Away
- The Best Wave Of Your Life Is Still Out There
- The Best Way Of Being Kind To Bears Is Not To Be Very Close To Them
- The Best Way To Behave Is Not To
- The Best Way To Catch A Fish Is To Let Him Think He's Escaping
- The Best Way To Eat Oysters Is To Have Someone Else Pay For Them
- The Best Way To Observe A Fish Is To Become A Fish
- The Big Apple
- The Big Occasion
- The Bigger The Bait, The Bigger The Fish
- The Biggest Troublemaker You'll Probably Ever Have To Deal With Watches You Shave His Face In The Mirror Every Morning
- The Blood Is The Life!
- The Blood More Stirs To Rouse A Lion Than To Start A Hare
- The Blow By Blow
- The Blues
- The Boisterous Sea Of Liberty Is Never Without A Wave
- The Bond With A True Dog Is As Lasting As The Ties Of This Earth Will Ever Be
- The Boys In Blue
- The Boys In The Band
- The Burned Hand Teaches Best
- The Busy Bee Has No Time For Sorrow
- The Butter From Dorothy's' Crumpet Dipped Into The Bell Of Her Trumpet
- The Butterfly Said To The Sun, They Can’t Stop Talking About My Transformation. I Can Only Do It Once In My Lifetime. If Only They Know They Can Do It At Any Time And In Countless Ways.
- The Camel Has A Single Hump; The Dromedary Two; Or Else The Other Way Around. I’m Never Sure. Are You?
- The Camel Has His Virtues - So Much At Least Must Be Admitted; But They Do Not Lie Upon The Surface
- The Cat Is Above All Things, A Dramatist
- The Catfish Is Plenty Good Enough Fish For Anyone
- The Chameleon's Face Reminded Aristotle Of A Baboon. Aristotle Wasn't Much Of A Looker Himself.
- The Chance For Mistakes Is About Equal To The Number Of Crew Squared
- The Charm Of Fishing Is That It Is The Pursuit Of What Is Elusive But Attainable, A Perpetual Series Of Occasions Of Hope
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Circus Arrives Without Warning
- The Circus Is The Only Fun You Can Buy That Is Good For You
- The Circus Leaves A Sweet Memory
- The Circus McGurkus! Colossal! Stupendous! Astounding! Tremendous!
- The Clearest Way Into The Universe Is Through A Forest Wilderness
- The Cleverest Character In Comedy Is The Clown, For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One
- The Clown Waits For The River To Run Itself Dry
- The Code Is More Like Guidelines, Really
- The Color Of Money
- The Corals Were Singing A Song Of Longing, For The Tide Didn’t Embrace Them Tonight
- The Cow Is Of The Bovine Ilk; One End Is Moo, The Other Milk
- The Crab That Walks Too Far Falls Into The Pot
- The Crab's Daughter Does Not Bear A Bird
- The Creator, If He Exists, Has A Special Preference For Beetles
- The Crickets, Too, Respect The Silence. Their Calls Are Like Careful Stiches In Its Fabric, Almost Too Small To Be Seen.
- The Cunning Of The Fox Is As Murderous As The Violence Of The Wolf
- The Cure For Anything Is Salt Water: Sweat, Tears Or The Sea
- The Day Is Done, And The Darkness Falls From The Wings Of Night, As A Feather Is Wafted Downward From An Eagle In His Flight
- The Days Pass Happily With Me Wherever My Ship Sails
- The Deep Blue Sea
- The Devil Finds Work For Idle Hands
- The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind
- The Difference Between Camels And Men; A Camel Can Work A Week And Not Drink; A Man Can Drink A Week And Not Work
- The Difference Between Fly Fishers And Worm Dunkers Is The Quality Of Their Excuses
- The Difference Between Utility And Utility Plus Beauty Is The Difference Between Telephone Wires And The Spider Web
- The Dog Is A Gentleman; I Hope To Go To His Heaven Not Man’s
- The Dog Is The God Of Frolic
- The Dog Lives For The Day, The Hour, Even The Moment
- The Dog Was Created Specially For Children. He Is A God Of Frolic.
- The Domain Of The Ballet Dancer Is Not Earth But Air
- The Dress Must Follow The Body Of A Woman
- The Dusky Night Rides Down The Sky, And Ushers In The Morn; The Hounds All Join In Glorious Cry, The Huntsman Winds His Horn: And A Hunting We Will Go.
- The Early Bird Gets The Worm, And The Early Fox Gets The Bird
- The Earth Is The Cradle Of Humanity, But Mankind Cannot Stay In The Cradle Forever
- The Earth Laughs In Flowers
- The Easiest Way To Eat Crow Is While It's Still Warm. The Colder It Gets, The Harder It Is To Swaller.
- The Enemies Of Freedom Do Not Argue; They Shout And They Shoot
- The English Country Gentleman Galloping After A Fox — The Unspeakable In Full Pursuit Of The Uneatable
- The Entire Universe Is One Ecosystem, Similar To A Spider Web - If One Part Is Touched, The Entire Net Shimmers
- The Essence Of America - That Which Really Unites Us - Is Not Ethnicity, Or Nationality Or Religion - It Is An Idea - And What An Idea It Is: That You Can Come From Humble Circumstances And Do Great Things.
- The Eye Never Forgets What The Heart Has Seen
- The Face Is The Mirror Of The Mind, And Eyes Without Speaking Confess The Secrets Of The Heart
- The Face Of A Golden Retriever Feels Like Home
- The Fact That Three Fifths Of An Octopus’s Neurons Are Not In Their Brain, But In Their Arms, Suggests That Each Arm Has A Mind Of Its Own
- The Fears Are Paper Tigers. You Can Do Anything You Decide To Do.
- The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male
- The Final Release Point For The Fastball Is The Tips Of Your Fingers
- The Finest Clothing Made Is A Person's Own Skin
- The Finest Of Pleasures Are Always The Unexpected Ones
- The Finger
- The Fingers Must Be Educated, The Thumb Is Born Knowing
- The First Drink Makes You A Frisky Gazelle, The Second An Impetuous Zebra, The Third A Roaring Lion, And With The Fourth You Become A Silly Donkey
- The First Man Gets The Oyster, The Second Man Gets The Shell
- The First Step In Making Rabbit Stew Is Catching The Rabbit
- The Fish Always Sees The Bait, Never The Hook
- The Fisherman Knows That The Sea Is Dangerous And The Storm Terrible, But They Have Never Found These Dangers Sufficient Reason For Remaining Ashore
- The Fishing Is Good In Troubled Waters
- The Fishing Was Good; It Was The Catching That Was Bad
- The Flood Subsides, And The Body, Like A Worn Seashell Emerges Strange And Lovely
- The Foot Is More Noble Than The Shoe, And Skin More Beautiful Than The Garment With Which It Is Clothed
- The Fox Knowes Much, But More He That Catcheth Him
- The Fox Never Found A Better Messenger Than Himself
- The Fox, When Hee Cannot Reach The Grapes, Saies They Are Not Ripe
- The Friendly Cow, All Red And White, I Love With All My Heart; She Gives Me Cream With All Her Might, To Eat With Apple-Tart
- The Further Off From England The Nearer Is To France - Then Turn Not Pale, Beloved Snail, But Come And Join The Dance
- The Fuzz
- The Gait Of The Lion Is Relaxed Until He Is Ready To Charge. The Charge Is A Series Of Great Springs.
- The Game Itself Is Bigger Than The Winning (Woman)
- The Game Women Play Is Men
- The Gauge Of The Gun Is An Index To The Ability Of The Man To Prove His Manhood…If It Is A 12 Gauge, He Is So-So. If It Is A 16, He Is Pretty Good. If It’s A 20-Gauge, He Is Excellent, And If It Is A 410, He Is Bragging.
- The Gentlemen Like It When A Lady Smells Sweet
- The Goal Is To Live With God Like Composure On The Full Rush Of Energy, Like Dionysus Riding The Leopard, Without Being Torn To Pieces
- The Goal Of Abstract Art Is To Communicate The Intangible, That Which Eludes The Photograph And Normal Seeing
- The Goal Of Online Dating Is To Get Offline As Quickly As Possible
- The God Who Made Giraffes, A Puppy's Tail, A Crooknecked Squash, And A Young Girl's Giggle, Has A Sense Of Humor
- The Government Competes In The Private Sector The Way An Alligator Competes With A Duck
- The Great Cowboys Are The Ones With The Biggest Hearts
- The Great Thing About This Jungle Of Ours Is That Anyone Of You Could Grow Up To Be Lord Of The Apes
- The Greatest Artist And Web Designer Ever Is Indeed A Spider!
- The Greatest Fear Dogs Know Is The Fear That You Will Not Come Back When You Go Out The Door Without Them
- The Greatest Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him, And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too
- The Greatest Remedy For Anger Is Delay
- The Greatest Show On Earth
- The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn Is To Love And Be Loved In Return
- The Greatest Threat To Freedom Is The Absence Of Criticism
- The Grizzly Bear Is Six To Eight Hundred Pounds Of Smugness. It Has No Need To Hide.
- The Guitar Is The Easiest Instrument To Play And The Hardest To Play Well
- The Guitar Was My Weapon, My Shield To Hide Behind
- The Gypsies Believe The Bear To Be A Brother To Man Because He Has The Same Body Beneath His Hide, Because He Drinks Beer, Because He Enjoys Music And Because He Likes To Dance
- The Hair Is Real - It's The Head That's A Fake
- The Hand Expresses What The Heart Already Knows
- The Hand Is The Cutting Edge Of The Mind
- The Hand Is The Tool Of Tools
- The Hand That Dips Into The Bottom Of The Pot Will Eat The Biggest Snail
- The Happiest Animals In The Barnyard
- The Happiness Of The Bee And The Dolphin Is To Exist. For Man It Is To Know That And To Wonder At It.
- The Harder The Battle, The Sweeter The Victory
- The Hardest Job Kids Face Today Is Learning Good Manners Without Seeing Any
- The Hasty Hand Catches Frogs For Fish
- The Headphones Mean I Don't Want To Talk
- The Heart Has Its Reasons Of Which Reason Knows Nothing
- The Heart Of Man Is Very Much Like The Sea, It Has Its Storms, It Has Its Tides And In Its Depths It Has Its Pearls Too
- The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- The Higher A Monkey Climbs, The More You See Of His Behind
- The Hippopotamus Is A Vegetarian And Looks Like A Wall
- The History Of Astronomy Is A History Of Receding Horizons
- The History Of Mankind Is Carried On The Back Of A Horse
- The Horse Can Be A Welcome Mirror Of The Best In Human Nature
- The Horse, With Beauty Unsurpassed, Strength Immeasurable And Grace Unlike Any Other, Still Remains Humble Enough To Carry A Man Upon His Back
- The Hottest Chic Is Normally Sitting By The Fire
- The Hum Of Bees Is The Voice Of The Garden
- The Human Face Is Nature's Tablet, The Truth Is Certainly Written Thereon
- The Human Foot Is A Masterpiece Of Engineering And A Work Of Art
- The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees
- The Hunting Partnership Between Man And Dog Developed Thousands Of Years Ago And From It Came A Deep Bond Of Affection. I Suspect It Was The Dog’s Idea.
- The Idea Is Not To Live Forever, It Is To Create Something That Will
- The Impact Of An Attacking Tiger Can Be Compared To That Of A Piano Falling On You From A Second Story Window. But Unlike The Piano, The Tiger Is Designed To Do This, And The Impact Is Only The Beginning.
- The Institution Of Royalty In Any Form Is An Insult To The Human Race
- The Irrational In The Human Has Something About It Altogether Repulsive And Terrible, As We See In The Maniac, The Miser, The Drunkard Or The Ape
- The Itsy Bitsy Spider Caught A Mouse In Its Web, The Itsy Bitsy Spider Bit Off The Mouse's Head
- The Journey Matters, Not The Arrival
- The Key To Success Is To Find A Way To Stand Out - To Be The Purple Cow In A Field Of Monochrome Holsteins
- The King Is Dead. Long Live The King.
- The King Of Instruments
- The King Was In His Counting House Counting Out His Money
- The Ladybug Wears No Disguises. She Is Just What She Advertises - A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring, A Fashion Statement On The Wing, A Miniature Orange Kite, A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight.
- The Ladybug’s A Beetle. It’s Shaped Like A Pea. Its Color Is A Bright Red With Lots Of Spots To See. Although The Name Is Ladybug, Some Ladybugs Are Men. So Why Don’t We Say Gentleman Bug Every Now And Then?
- The Last Bite Of Anything You're Eating Is Legally Ours
- The Legacy Of Heroes - The Memory Of A Great Name, And The Inheritance Of A Great Example
- The Length Of A Man's Outspread Arms Is Equal To His Height
- The Leopard Does Not Change His Spots
- The Leopard Wanted To Ditch Its Spots!
- The Leviathan Of The Sea
- The Liberties Of A People Never Were, Nor Ever Will Be, Secure, When The Transactions Of Their Rulers May Be Concealed From Them
- The Life And Love We Create Is The Life And Love We Live
- The Life Of The Nation Is Secure Only While The Nation Is Honest, Truthful, And Virtuous
- The Light Ones May Be Killers, The Dark Ones Mild; Not The Wrappers But The Fillers, Make Cigars Or Women Wild
- The Lion Does Not Turn Around When A Small Dog Barks
- The Lion Is Passion, The Lion Is The Fire. Lions Call You To Them.
- The Lion Is The Defender Of Faith, Strength, Valor, Fortitude, And Kingliness
- The Little Dog Laughed To See Such Fun
- The Long Deluded Will At Last See The Truth, And Thus Their Expressions Will Have Seen A Ghost
- The Longer You Look At An Object, The More Abstract It Becomes, And, Ironically, The More Real
- The Longest Dogs In Town
- The Love Of All Living Creatures Is The Most Noble Attribute Of Man II
- The Love Of All Living Creatures Is The Noblest Attribute Of Man
- The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil
- The Lovely Flowers Embarrass Me, They Make Me Regret I Am Not A Bee
- The Machinery Is Always Going. Even When You Sleep.
- The Magic Of First Love Is Our Ignorance That It Can Ever End
- The Man Who Goes Fishing Gets Something More Than The Fish He Catches
- The Man Who Has No Imagination Has No Wings
- The Man Who Is Angered By Nothing Cares About Nothing
- The Mass Gross Absence Of Sound In Space Is More Than Just Silence
- The Master Was An Old Turtle - We Used To Call Him Tortoise
- The Meaning Of Life Is Not Celebrating Your Birth, It Is Celebrating Your Work
- The Milk Is Always At The Right Temperature; It Comes In Attractive Containers; And The Cat Can't Get It
- The Mind Is Its Own Enemy, That Fights Itself With The Innumerable Pliant And Ineluctable Arms Of The Octopus
- The Mind Of Guilt Is Full Of Scorpions
- The Money Shot
- The Money Shot $
- The Monkey Made A Terrible Sound, Half Snarl And Half Hiss
- The Moo Of Mystery
- The Moon Is A Friend For The Lonesome To Talk To
- The More Difficult The Victory The Greater The Happiness In Winning
- The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog
- The More The Merrier
- The More You Can Create That Magic Bubble, That Suspension Of Disbelief, The Better
- The Most Beautiful Is To See The Joy In Your Eyes
- The Most Beautiful Safari Is, Of Course, The Safari Itself
- The Most Difficult Part Of Dating Is The Initial Invitation
- The Most Difficult Thing Is The Decision To Act, The Rest Is Merely Tenacity.
- The Most Futile And Disastrous Day Seems Well Spent When It Is Reviewed Through The Blue, Fragrant Smoke Of A Havana Cigar
- The Most Hazardous Part Of Our Expedition To Africa Was Crossing Piccadilly Circus
- The Most Important Part Of My Religion Is To Play Guitar
- The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Thorns
- The Most Repulsive Thing You Could Ever Imagine Is The Inside Of A Camel's Mouth. That And Watching A Girl Eat Octopus Or Squid.
- The Mystery Was Gone But The Amazement Was Just Starting
- The Nakedness Of Woman Is The Work Of God
- The Neighbor’s Chicken Is A Duck
- The Nights Would Be Orphaned Without The Sound Of Crickets Chirping
- The Ninety And Nine Are With Dreams, Content But The Hope Of The World Made New, Is The Hundredth Man Who Is Grimly Bent On Making Those Dreams Come True
- The Nobler A Man, The Harder It Is For Him To Suspect Inferiority In Others
- The Noblest Art Is Of Making Others Happy
- The Noblest Pleasure Is The Joy Of Understanding
- The Noise Of The Hammer And The Anvil Is Ever In His Ears, And His Eyes Look Still Upon The Pattern Of The Thing That He Maketh; He Setteth His Mind To Finish His Work, And Watcheth To Polish It Perfectly
- The Ocean Is A Mighty Harmonist
- The Ocean Made Me Salty
- The Ocean's Roar Is Music To The Soul
- The Old Man Used To Say That The Best Part Of Hunting And Fishing Was The Thinking About Going And The Talking About It After You Got Back
- The Older The Violin, The Sweeter The Music
- The One Thing That Every Single Human Being Has In Common Is Our Need For Water
- The Only Cure Is Rock & Roll
- The Only Good Reason To Ride A Bull Is To Meet A Nurse
- The Only Healthy Way To Live Life Is To Learn To Like All The Little Everyday Things – Like A Sip Of Good Whiskey In The Evening, A Soft Bed, A Glass Of Buttermilk, Or A Feisty Gentleman Like Myself
- The Only Man I Envy Is The Man Who Has Not Yet Been On A Safari – For He Has So Much To Look Forward To
- The Only Reason I Ever Played Golf In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish
- The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes
- The Only Thing On The Mind Of A Shark Is To Eat
- The Only Time I Am Not Talking Is When I Am Dancing. I Look Like An Electrocuted Octopus.
- The Only Time To Eat Diet Food Is While You're Waiting For The Steak To Cook
- The Only Way I Stop From Breaking Is By Hiding
- The Only Way To Break A Bad Habit Was To Replace It With A Better Habit
- The Only Way To Prove That You’re A Good Sport Is To Lose
- The Only Way To Say What Abstract Is, Is To Say What It Is Not
- The Owl And The Pussycat Went To Sea, In A Beautiful Pea Green Boat. They Took Some Honey, And Plenty Of Money, Wrapped Up In A Five Pound Note.
- The Oyster Is A Suitable Symbol For The Artist Or Writer, Who, With His Slow, Constructive Labor, Brings Forth The Perfect Pearl Of His Art
- The Oyster’s Shell Is Beautiful On The Outside, But Its Interior Is A Hidden Treasure
- The Peacock In All His Pride Does Not Display Half The Colors That Appear In The Garments Of A British Lady When She Is Dressed
- The Pearl Is A Masterpiece Of Nature, And The Oyster Is A Masterpiece Of Engineering
- The Pearl Is The Oyster’s Autobiography
- The People Stare At Me, With Me Little Ukulele In Hand
- The Perfect Lover Is One Who Turns Into A Pizza At 4:00 AM
- The Perfection Of A Life With A Gun Dog…Is Disturbing Because You Know, Even As It Begins, That It Must End
- The Person Who Doesn't Scatter The Morning Dew Will Not Comb Gray Hairs
- The Personality Of The Wearer And The Hat Make The Hat
- The Pessimist Complains About The Wind; The Optimist Expects It To Change; The Realist Adjusts The Sails
- The Piano Aint Got No Wrong Notes
- The Piano Has Been Drinking, Not Me
- The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth
- The Pink Elephant Barged Into The Room And Trumpeted
- The Poet Ranks Far Below The Painter In The Representation Of Visible Things, And Far Below The Musician In That Of Invisible Things
- The Point Is To Solve Problems, Not Point Fingers
- The Poor Dog, In Life The Firmest Friend. The First To Welcome, Foremost To Defend.
- The Popularity Of Abstract Art Is Easily Explained, When You Consider All Art Represents Reality, And Mystery Is Part Of Our Reality
- The Postman Always Rings Twice
- The Potential For Greatness Lives Within Each Of Us
- The Power Of Philosophy Floats Through My Head Light Like A Feather, Heavy As Lead
- The Power To Extract Mirth For Millions Out Of Nothing And Less Than Nothing
- The Price Of Freedom Is Eternal Vigilance
- The Pride Of The Peacock Is The Glory Of God. The Lust Of The Goat Is The Bounty Of God. The Wrath Of The Lion Is The Wisdom Of God. The Nakedness Of Woman Is The Work Of God.
- The Public Is Like A Piano. You Have To Know What Keys To Poke
- The Quail Is Whistling Free
- The Quest For Freedom, Dignity, And The Rights Of Man Will Never End
- The Question For Us Is, Not Whether Pope Had A Fine Style, Wrote With A Peacock's Feather, But Whether He Uttered Useful Thoughts
- The Quickest Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over And Put It Back Into Your Pocket
- The Rabbit Is Already In The Hat. Do Not Clap For …Tinkerbell. Believe Nothing.
- The Real Beauty In Life Is That Beauty Can Sometimes Occur
- The Real Man Is One Who Always Finds Excuses For Others, But Never Excuses Himself
- The Real Man Smiles In Trouble, Gathers Strength From Distress And Grows Brave By Reflection
- The Reason Fat Men Are Good Natured Is They Can Neither Fight Nor Run
- The Red Hair's No Lie
- The Result Is What Counts
- The Right Woman For You Wouldn't Want You To Change Anything About Your Life. She Wouldn't Rock Your Boat, She'd Jump Right In And Sail It With You.
- The Road To Easy Street Goes Through The Sewer
- The Roast Duck Can Fly No More
- The Royal Crown Cures Not The Headache
- The Royal Hound's Belly Demands Rubbing. Step Lively, Humans, Neglect Me Not.
- The Royal Wave
- The Sacred Incense Of The Drinking Man
- The Sauvignon Is The Whipper Snapper. It's Not Solid Enough. It's Violent, It's sharp, It bites, It cries, It's Like A Ferocious Dog You Keep On A Leash.
- The Scorpion Connects With The Serpent Through The Dragon
- The Sea Does Not Reward Those Who Are Too Anxious, Too Greedy, Or Too Impatient. One Should Lie Empty, Open, Choiceless As A Beach – Waiting For A Gift From The Sea.
- The Sea Finds Out Everything You Did Wrong
- The Sea, Once It Casts Its Spell, Holds One In Its Net Of Wonder Forever
- The Sea, Once It Casts Its Spell, Holds One In Its Net Of Wonder Forever II
- The Seahorse Acts Like A Chameleon, Changing Color To Ward Off Danger, Or To Show That He And His Mate Are A Lifelong Pair
- The Seahorse Is Crafted As If God Hammered It From The Most Beautiful Molten Metal. Every Part Of It Is Flat And Angular, Yet It Makes To Most Heavenly Organic Shape.
- The Seahorses Bounce In Bonny Symphony Amid The Ocean Current
- The Secret Ingredient Is Always Cheese
- The Secret Of Freedom Lies In Educating People, Whereas The Secret Of Tyranny Is In Keeping Them Ignorant
- The Secret Of Success In Life Is To Eat What You Like And Let The Food Fight It Out Inside
- The Secret To Happiness Is Freedom... And The Secret To Freedom Is Courage
- The Sense Of Death Is Most In Apprehension, And The Poor Beetle, That We Tread Upon, In Corporal Sufferance Finds A Pang As Great As When A Giant Dies
- The Shoe Is On The Other Foot
- The Silver, Snarling Trumpets 'Gan To Chide
- The Skin Of The Leopard Is Beautiful, But Not His Heart
- The Sleeping Fox Catches No Poultry
- The Slowest Snail That Ever Crawled Dashed By Too Fast For Me
- The Smallest Feline Is A Masterpiece
- The Smartest Thing I Did Is I Never Gave Up
- The Smile Is The Beginning Of Love
- The Snail Is Incredibly Powerful, So Powerful That It Carries Its House On Its Shoulders Wherever It Goes
- The Snake Stood Up For Evil In The Garden
- The Solution To Any Problem — Work, Love, Money, Whatever — Is To Go Fishing, And The Worse The Problem, The Longer The Trip Should Be
- The Soul Is Like A Violin String: It Makes Music Only When It Is Stretched
- The Sound Of Music
- The Sound Of Water Is Worth More Than All The Poets' Words
- The Spider Is Like A Multimaterial 3D Printer
- The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel
- The Spirit Of Truth And The Spirit Of Freedom - These Are The Pillars Of Society
- The Squeaky Wheel Gets The Grease, But The Quacking Duck Gets Shot
- The Stars That Caught Our Blind Amphibian Stare Have Shifted Far Or Vanished In Their Courses, But Still That Naked, Glistening Thread Winds Onward
- The Sticker Outlasts The Sprinter In Life's Race
- The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back
- The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him
- The Tactile Ecstasy Of Fondling The Quested Treasure
- The Thrilla In Manilla
- The Tiger Lies Low Not From Fear, But For Aim
- The Tiger Will See You A Hundred Times Before You See Him Once
- The Tigers Of Wrath Are Wiser Than The Horses Of Instruction
- The Time Has Come, The Walrus Said, To Talk Of Many Things: Of Shoes And Ships - And Sealing Wax - Of Cabbages And Kings
- The Too Clever Fox, Finally Caught
- The Trails Held A Million Places For Those Beady Eyed Death Noodles To Hide
- The Trombone Is Too Sacred For Frequent Use
- The True Measure Of A Man Is How He Treats Someone Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good
- The Trumpet Does No More Than Stun You By Its Loudness, Than A Whisper Teases You By Its Provoking Inaudibility
- The Turntable Is Now An Instrument At The Smithsonian
- The Two Best Times To Fish Is When It's Rainin And When It Ain't
- The Ukulele Just Opened The Door To My Heart
- The Universe Is A Pretty Big Place. If It’s Just Us, Seems Like An Awful Waste Of Space.
- The Universe Is Not Required To Be In Perfect Harmony With Human Ambition
- The Universe Is Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You
- The Unwieldy Elephant, To Make Them Mirth, Us’d All His Might, And Wreathed His Lithe Proboscis
- The Violin Is My Mistress
- The Violin Is My Mistress, But The Guitar Is My Master
- The Violin Sings
- The Visitors Reported By Contactees, Abductees, And Other Witnesses May, In Fact, Be A Highly Advanced Amphibian Or Reptilian Culture From An Extraterrestrial World
- The Walls Have Ears
- The Way To Health Is To Have An Aromatic Bath And A Scented Massage Every Day
- The Whales Do Not Sing Because They Have An Answer, They Sing Because They Have A Song
- The Wine Bottles Are Always Blown Too Small
- The Wine In The Bottle Does Not Quench Thirst
- The Wings Of Angels Are Hope And Faith
- The Wise Fisherman Knows That Satisfaction Is Not Always Measured In The Size Of The Catch
- The Wisest People Are The Ones Who Have Experienced The Worse
- The Working Of Hair Is Architecture With A Human Element
- The Works Of ‘Abstract' Art Are Subtle Creations Of Order Out Of Simple Contrasting Elements
- The World Is Best Viewed Through The Ears Of A Horse
- The World Is Not A Burden; We Make It A Burden By Our Desires. When The Desires Are Removed, The World Is As Light As A Feather On An Elephant's Back.
- The World Is Your Lobster
- The World Is Your Oyster. It's Up To You To Find The Pearls.
- The World Kept Turning And The Turtle Moved
- The World Needs Anger. The World Often Continues To Allow Evil Because It Isn't Angry Enough.
- The World’s A Bubble
- The World’s Finest Wilderness Lies Beneath The Waves
- The Worst Kind Of Sad Is Not Being Able To Explain Why
- The Worst Place To Be Is In The Middle. When Elephants Fight, The Grass Gets Trampled.
- The Young Elephant Is Born With A Thick Skin
- Their Society Is Held Together By Sharing And Caring Rather Than By Fear And Force
- Then She Spotted In The Corner, Glowing Wonderfully, A Wurlitzer Jukebox
- Then You Will See In A Green Bronze Arch Around Him A Galaxy Of Gazing, Haloed Suns
- Theories Pass. The Frog Remains.
- There Ain't One Thing In This World I Can Do About Folks Except Laugh, So I'm Gonna Join The Circus And Laugh My Head Off
- There Are All Kinds Of Love In This World But Never The Same Love Twice
- There Are Always Flowers For Those Who Want To See Them
- There Are Dozens Of Smiles, Each Differing In Appearance And In The Message Expressed
- There Are Never Mistakes, Just Unexpected Solos
- There Are No Mistakes In Blacksmithing, Only Rapid Design Modifications
- There Are No Ordinary Cats
- There Are No Passengers On Spaceship Earth. We Are All Crew.
- There Are No Ugly Ducklings
- There Are Occasions When I Would Rather Feel Like A Fly Than A Spider
- There Are Only Two Emotions That Belong In The Saddle; One Is A Sense Of Humor And The Other Is Patience
- There Are Only Two Occasions When Americans Respect Privacy. Those Are Prayer And Fishing.
- There Are Short-Cuts To Happiness, And Dancing Is One Of Them
- There Are Shortcuts To Happiness, And Dancing Is One Of Them
- There Are Some Achievements Which Are Never Done In The Presence Of Those Who Hear Of Them. Catching Salmon Is One.
- There Are Some Games You Don't Get To Play Unless You Are All In (Woman)
- There Are Some Things A Man Can’t Just Run Away From
- There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy
- There Are Some Things One Is Born To Wear (Hat Woman)
- There Are Still So Many Beautiful Things To Be Said In C Major
- There Are Those Who Will Say That The Liberation Of Humanity, The Freedom Of Man And Mind Is Nothing But A Dream. They Are Right. It Is The American Dream.
- There Are Three Classes Of People: Those Who See, Those Who See When They Are Shown, Those Who Do Not See
- There Are Three Faithful Friends: An Old Wife, An Old Dog, And Ready Money
- There Are Three Species Of Creatures Who When They Seem Coming Are Going, When They Seem Going They Come: Diplomats, Women, And Crabs
- There Are Three Types Of People. Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen, And Those Who Wonder What Happened.
- There Are Times When Salmon Play No Part In The Proceedings Of A Day That Is Obstensibly Spent In Their Pursuit
- There Are Twelve Hours In The Day, And About Fifty In The Night
- There Are Two Means Of Refuge From The Miseries Of Life: Music And Cats
- There Are Two Sides To A Pancake. One Is Brown And Fluffy; The Other Is Burnt.
- There Are Two Theories To Arguin With A Woman. Neither One Works.
- There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One
- There Aren't A Bunch Of Rules
- There Comes A Time In Most Men’s Lives Where They Feel The Need To Raise The Black Flag
- There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation
- There Has Never Been A Sadness That Can't Be Cured By Breakfast Food
- There He Stands, Draped In More Equipment Than A Telephone Lineman, Trying To Outwit An Organism With A Brain No Bigger Than A Breadcrumb, And Getting Licked In The Process
- There Is A Bit Of Insanity In Dancing That Does Everybody A Great Deal Of Good
- There Is A Natural Hootchy Kootchy Motion To A Goldfish
- There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America
- There Is A Shock Of Freshness To It And Intimations Of The Ages Of Man, Some Piercing Intuition Of The Sea And All Its Weeds And Breezes
- There Is Always Some Madness In Love. But There Is Always Some Reason In Madness.
- There Is An Eagle In Me That Wants To Soar, And There Is A Hippopotamus In Me That Wants To Wallow In The Mud
- There Is Hardship In Everything Except Eating Pancakes
- There Is More Refreshment And Stimulation In A Nap, Even The Briefest, Than In All The Alcohol Ever Distilled
- There Is More Treasure In Books Than In All The Pirate's Loot On Treasure Island
- There Is Much We Can Learn From A Friend Who Happens To Be A Horse
- There Is No Abstract Art. You Must Always Start With Something. Afterward You Can Remove All Traces Of Reality.
- There Is No Arguing With Such Sniveling Puppies Who Allow Superiors To Kick Them About Deck At Pleasure; And Pin Their Faith Upon A Pimp Of A Parson; A Squab, Who Neither Practices Nor Believes What He Puts Upon The Chuckle Headed Fools He Preaches To
- There Is No Better Place To Cure A Broken Heart Than On The Back Of A Horse
- There Is No Charm Equal To Tenderness Of Heart
- There Is No Competition Of Sounds Between A Nightingale And A Violin
- There Is No Faith Which Has Never Yet Been Broken, Except That Of A Truly Faithful Dog
- There Is No Greater Fan Of Fly Fishing Than The Worm
- There Is No Must In Art Because Art Is Free
- There Is No Off Switch On A Tiger
- There Is No One Without Purpose In A Game (Woman)
- There Is No Painting Without Drawing And There Is No Shape Without Line ... In The End All Images Can Be Reduced To Lines
- There Is No Pressure When You Are Making A Dream Come True
- There Is No Remedy For Pancakes But To Pancake More
- There Is No Secret So Close As That Between A Rider And His Horse
- There Is No Sincerer Love Than The Love Of Food
- There Is No Substitute For Mother's Milk
- There Is No Such Thing As Abstract Art, Or Else All Art Is Abstract, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.
- There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Equipment
- There Is No Sunrise So Beautiful That It Is Worth Waking Me Up To See It
- There Is No Use In Walking Five Miles To Fish When You Can Depend On Being Just As Unsuccessful Near Home
- There Is No Wifi On Safari, But You Will Find A Better Connection
- There Is No Worse Lie Than A Truth Misunderstood By Those Who Hear It
- There Is No “I” In The Word Team
- There Is Nothing - Absolutely Nothing - Half So Much Worth Doing As Simply Messing About In Boats
- There Is Nothing A Pig Loves More Than A Good Bath, With A Loofah And Plenty Of Soap Flakes
- There Is Nothing As Relaxing As Being Out On The Open Sea, Listening To The Waves And The Wind And The Sails And Voices Downstairs Yelling HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?
- There Is Nothing In A Caterpillar That Tells You It’s Going To Be A Butterfly
- There Is Nothing Like The Thrill Of Walking Through The Jungle Looking For A Tiger And Knowing They Could Be Watching You Already
- There Is Nothing Noble In Being Superior To Your Fellow Men. True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self.
- There Is Nothing So Difficult To Marry As A Large Nose
- There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In
- There Is Nothing To Writing. All You Do Is Sit Down At A Typewriter And Bleed.
- There Is Only One Cure For Gray Hair. It Was Invented By A Frenchman. It Is Called The Guillotine.
- There Is Poison In The Fang Of The Serpent, In The Mouth Of The Fly And In The Sting Of A Scorpion; But The Wicked Man Is Saturated With It
- There Is So Much More In Between The Black And White
- There Is So Much Woman In Many A Girl And Too Much Boy In Many A Man
- There Is Something About Dolphins
- There Is Something About Riding Down The Street On A Prancing Horse That Makes You Feel Like Something, Even When You Ain’t A Thing
- There Is Something About Safari Life That Makes You Forget All Your Sorrows And Feel As If You Had Drunk Half A Bottle Of Champagne — Bubbling Over With Heartfelt Gratitude For Being Alive
- There Is Something About The Outside Of A Horse That Is Good For The Inside Of A Man
- There Is The Irresistible Urge To Tangle With The Mysterious And Unknown, To Rely On Intuition And Hunches
- There Is Time, And You Must Take It,To Lay Your Hand On Your Dog’s Head As You Walk Past Him Lying On The Floor Or On His Settle, Time To Talk With Him, To Remember With Him, Time To Please Him, Time You Can’t Buy Back Once He’s Gone
- There Isn't Much A Lion Can Do Amid Flies
- There May Be Aliens In Our Milky Way Galaxy, And There Are Billions Of Other Galaxies. The Probability Is Almost Certain That There Is Life Somewhere In Space.
- There Never Was A Horse That Couldn't Be Rode; Never Was A Cowboy Who Couldn't Be Throwed
- There Never Was A Social Change In America Without Angry People At The Heart
- There Once Was A Brainy Baboon, Who Always Breathed Down A Bassoon, For He Said, It Appears That In Billions Of Years I Shall Certainly Hit On A Tune
- There Was A Reviewer A While Back Who Wrote That My Pictures Didn't Have Any Beginning Or Any End. He Didn't Mean It As A Compliment, But It Was.
- There Were Girls Who Would Tear You Apart With Their Lips
- There's Many A Man Has More Hair Than Wit
- There's Many A Slip Twixt The Cup And The Lip
- There's More To Being King Than Getting Your Way All The Time
- There's More To Playing The Guitar Than Being Able To Split Your Legs
- There's Never An Ugly Bubble
- There's No Better Sign Of A Brave Mind Than A Hard Hand
- There's No Limit To How Much You’ll Know, Depending How Far Beyond Zebra You Go
- There's No Place Like Home, Except For The Beach
- There's No Question Dolphins Are Smarter Than Humans As They Play More
- There's No Such Thing As A Bad Day When You're Fishing
- There's Nothing Like Sitting Back And Talking To Your Cows
- There's Nothing So Similar To One Poodle Dog As Another Poodle Dog, And That Goes For Women, Too
- There's Place And Means For Every Man Alive
- There's So Much Plastic In This Culture That Vinyl Leopard Skin Is Becoming An Endangered Synthetic
- There’s No Limit To How Much You’ll Know, Depending On How Far Beyond Zebra You Go
- These Fingers Of Mine, They Got Brains In 'Em. You Don't Tell Them What To Do - They Do It.
- They Are Both Wild And Domestic At The Same Time
- They Are Like Puppies
- They Are The Role Model For Being Alive
- They Are Thinkers
- They Aren't Afraid To Pick It Up
- They Call Me Mama Bear!
- They Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle
- They Can Communicate Across Hundreds Of Miles Underwater
- They Can Weigh As Much As 33 Elephants
- They Feed The Crocodile In The Hope That He Will Eat Them Last
- They Fight For Honor At The First Challenge, Make Love With No Moral Restraint, And They Do Not For All Their Marvelous Instincts Appear To Know About Death
- They Have Funny Little Toes, They Stretch Their Throats Into Weird Bubble Shapes When They Croak
- They Have Gifts, They Have History, They Have A Sort Of Unusual And Separate Position, Which Maybe Involves Paying A Price
- They Just Elected Me Miss Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were Thirty Three Forty Five Seventy Eight!
- They Laughed At Columbus, They Laughed At Fulton, They Laughed At The Wright Brothers. But They Also Laughed At Bozo The Clown.
- They Make Many Noises, Including Grunting, Blowing, Woofing, And Growling
- They Never Talk About Themselves But Listen To You While You Talk About Yourself, And Keep Up An Appearance Of Being Interested In The Conversation
- They Played Us Like A Dimestore Ukulele - But We Were Keen To Be Plucked
- They Rose To The Top Of The Food Chain Solely So They Could Dedicate Half Their Lives To Sleep
- They Say An Elephant Never Forgets. What They Don’t Tell You Is, You Never Forget An Elephant.
- They Shiver You For A Split Second
- They Vilify Us, The Scoundrels Do, When There Is Only This Difference, They Rob The Poor Under The Cover Of Law, Forsooth, And We Plunder The Rich Under Protection Of Our Own Courage
- They're Everybody's First Pet
- They're Not Dogs (Poodles), They’re Art
- They're Not Just Frogs. They're My Friends
- They're Prehistoric Killing Machines, And That's Terrifying And Fascinating, At The Same Time
- They're Toast
- They've Been Around Longer Than Dinosaurs
- They've Got Egg On Their Face
- Thin As A Stick
- Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable
- Thin Trim & Desirable
- Things Must Be Felt With The Heart
- Think On Ones Feet
- Think Outside The Box
- This Is My Circus. These Are My Monkeys.
- This Is What Is Hardest: To Close The Open Hand Because One Loves
- This Lucky Little Ladybug Has Landed Here To Stay - To Make My Garden Pretty And Keep The Weeds Away
- This Means War
- This Must Be What A Fly Felt Like When It Was Caught Fast In A Spider's Web
- This Nation Will Remain The Land Of The Free Only So Long As It Is The Home Of The Brave
- This School Of Affected Grace And Toe Walking
- This Toy Of Voting Was Almost As Pleasing As The Conch
- Thorns May Hurt You, Men Desert You, Sunlight Turn To Fog; But You're Never Friendless Ever, If You Have A Dog
- Those Big-Shot Writers ... Could Never Dig The Fact That There Are More Salted Peanuts Consumed Than Caviar
- Those Pizzas I Ate Were For Medicinal Purposes
- Those Who Deny Freedom To Others Deserve It Not For Themselves; And Under The Rule Of A Just God, Cannot Long Retain It
- Those Who Fish Get To Know And Understand A River In A Way Few Others Can
- Those Who Foolishly Sought Power By Riding The Back Of The Tiger Ended Up Inside
- Those Who Say It Can’t Be Done Shouldn’t Interfere With Those Who Are Doing It
- Those Who Sleep With Dogs Will Rise With Flees
- Those Who Won Our Independence Believed Liberty To Be The Secret Of Happiness And Courage To Be The Secret Of Liberty
- Thou Wilt Go Now, Rabbit. But I Go With Thee. As Long As There Is One Of Us There Is Both Of Us.
- Though Snails Are Exceedingly Slow, There Is One Thing I'd Like To Know. If I Out Run ‘Em Round The Yard, How Come They Beat Me To The Chard?
- Though The Clown Is Often Deadpan, He Is A Connoisseur Of Laughter
- Though You Seat The Frog On A Golden Stool, He’ll Soon Jump Off Again Into The Pool
- Three English Bulldogs Count For One Kid
- Three Ring Circus
- Three Women, Three Geese, And Three Frogs Make A Fair
- Threw Out My Back
- Through Agility Training, Athletes Can Build Their Stamina And Endurance
- Through Searching Out Origins, One Becomes A Crab. The Historian Looks Backwards, And Finally He Also Believes Backwards.
- Throw A Party
- Throw In The Towel
- Throw Ones Hat In The Ring
- Throw Your Money Around
- Thus I, Gone Forth, As Spiders Do, In Spider’s Web A Truth Discerning, Attach One Silken Strand To You For My Returning
- Tick All The Right Boxes
- Ticked Off
- Tickled Pink
- Tie One On
- Tiger Father Begets Tiger Son
- Tight As A Drum
- Tight Lipped
- Tightening The Belt
- Time And Space Are Not Conditions Of Existence, Time And Space Is A Model For Thinking
- Time Collapses And Expands Like An Erratic Accordion
- Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
- Time Is But The Stream I Go A Fishing In
- Time Is Money
- Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted
- Time Stays Long Enough For Anyone Who Will Use It
- Time Wasted At The Beach Is Time Well Spent
- Timing Has A Lot To Do With The Outcome Of A Rain Dance
- Tin Ear
- Tip Of The Tongue
- Tired
- Tis Better To Have Eaten A Pancake Than To Never Have Eaten A Pancake At All
- Tis Better To Have Loved And Lost, Than Never To Have Loved At All
- Tis Strange What A Man May Do, And A Woman Yet Think Him An Angel
- Tis The Business Of Little Minds To Shrink, But They Whose Heart Is Firm, And Whose Conscience Approves Their Conduct, Will Pursue Their Principles Unto Death
- Tis The Season
- TKO
- To Be A Conservative Means To Conserve The Good Parts Of America And To Conserve Our Constitution
- To Be A Great Champion, You Must Believe You're The Best. If Not Pretend You Are.
- To Be Fearless And Daring
- To Be In Uniform
- To Beat The Band
- To Blow Your Own Trumpet
- To Boogey Down
- To Breathe Underwater Is One Of The Most Fascinating And Peculiar Sensations Imaginable
- To Catch The Butterflies And The Rainbows Of Your Dream, Walk Alone, Keep Faith In Yourself, Focus Your Energy And Start The Adventure
- To Destroy The Cobweb Destroy The Spider
- To Draw Fire
- To Drum Something Into One's Head
- To Egg Someone On
- To Find A Prince, You Gotta Kiss Some Toads
- To Get The Full Value Of Joy, You Must Have Someone To Divide It With
- To Go Fishing Is A Chance To Wash One's Soul With Pure Air, With The Rush Of The Brook, Or With The Shimmer Of The Sun On Blue Water
- To Go On A Bender
- To Go Out On The Town
- To Have A Huge, Friendly Whale Willingly Approach Your Boat And Look You Straight In The Eye Is Without Doubt One Of The Most Extraordinary Experiences On The Planet
- To Him, All Good Things, Trout As Well As Eternal Salvation, Come By Grace And Grace Comes By Art And Art Does Not Come Easy
- To His Dog, Every Man Is Napoleon; Hence The Constant Popularity Of Dogs
- To Hit Below The Belt
- To Kill The Goose That Lays The Golden Egg
- To Lay An Egg
- To Let Your Hair Down
- To Live Is To Experience Things And Not To Sit Around Thinking About The Meaning Of Life
- To Live It Up
- To Lock Lips
- To Love For The Sake Of Being Loved Is Human, But To Love For The Sake Of Loving Is Angelic
- To Make America The Greatest Is My Goal, So I Beat The Russian And I Beat The Pole. And For The USA Won The Medal Of Gold. The Greeks Said, You're Better Than The Cassius Of Old.
- To March To The Beat Of A Different Drummer
- To Mark The Occasion
- To Me, You Are Perfect
- To Party As If There Were No Tomorrow
- To Play Billiards Well Is A Sign Of An Ill-Spent Youth
- To Push The Boat Out
- To Put On A Spread
- To Put One's Foot In One's Mouth
- To Say She Is Only A Woman Is To Say A Violin Is A Piece Of Wood With Strings
- To Sit Back Hoping That Someday, Some Way, Someone Will Make Things Right Is To Go On Feeding The Crocodile, Hoping He Will Eat You Last - But Eat You He Will
- To Sit On A Ranch Horse That's Been Broken In It's Like Getting In A Porsche
- To Sit With A Dog On A Hillside On A Glorious Afternoon Is To Be Back In Eden, Where Doing Nothing Was Not Boring – It Was Peace
- To Sleep Like A Baby
- To Take Wine Into Our Mouths Is To Savor A Droplet Of The River Of Human History
- To The Dolphin Alone, Beyond All Other, Nature Has Granted What The Best Philosophers Seek: Friendship For No Advantage
- To Threaten The Brave With Death Is Like Promising Water To A Duck
- To Throw A Party
- To Tie One On
- To Worship A Crocodile Is Better To Worship Yourself
- To Young Men Contemplating A Voyage I Would Say Go
- To Your Hearts Content
- Toastie
- Toasty
- Today's Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Wine
- Tomorrow Is The Most Important Thing In Life. Comes Into Us At Midnight Very Clean. It's Perfect When It Arrives And It Puts Itself In Our Hands. It Hopes We've Learnt Something From Yesterday.
- Tongue Tied
- Too Much Free Time
- Too Pooped To Participate
- Tooleywag
- Top Secret
- Topped With Whipped Cream, Chopped Nuts
- Tortoises Can Tell You More About The Road Than Hares
- Tourney
- Tradecraft
- Tradition Is The Albatross Around The Neck Of Progress
- Training Horses, Heck Riding Horses, Isn't Easy. Failing Is Part Of The Process. How You Brush Yourself Off And Get Back In The Saddle Counts The Most. There's Beauty In The Breakdown. Everything Is About Balance.
- Traveling – It Leaves You Speechless, Then Turns You Into A Storyteller
- Tread Water
- Treads
- Treat Your Hotdog With Respect
- Tremolo
- Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky
- Trial Balloon
- Tribute Band
- Trigger Happy
- True Blue
- True Champions Aren't Always The Ones That Win, But Those With The Most Guts
- True Love Stories Never Have Endings
- True Nobility Lies In Being Superior To Your Former Self
- Trump Card
- Trumpet Players See Each Other And It's Like We're Getting Ready To Square Off Or Get Into A Fight Or Something
- Trust Fund
- Trust In God, But Tie Up Your Camel
- Truth Is As Straight As An Arrow, While A Lie Swivels Like A Snake
- Try To Understand The Blackness, Lethargy, Hopelessness, And Loneliness They're Going Through. Be There For Them When They Come Through The Other Side. It's Hard To Be A Friend To Someone Who's Depressed, But It Is One Of The Kindest, Noblest, And Best...
- Tub Of Lard
- Tuckered Out
- Turn A Deaf Ear
- Turn The Goddam Music Up! My Heart Feels Like An Alligator!
- Turn Up One's Nose
- Turn Up The Volume
- Turn Your Face To The Sun And The Shadows Fall Behind You
- Turntables In The Orchestra Pit
- Turtled
- Tush
- Twelve Highlanders And A Bagpipe Make A Rebellion
- Two Bears In One Cave Will Not End Well
- Two Cents Worth
- Two Conspirators With A Frog, Following The Line Of A Whiffletree
- Two Elements Are Needed To Form A Truth – A Fact And An Abstraction
- Two Legged Tigers And Crocodiles Are More Dangerous Than The Others
- Two Possibilities Exist Either We Are Alone In The Universe Or We Are Not. Both Are Equally Terrifying.
- Two Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- Two Things Are Infinite: The Universe And Human Stupidity; And I’m Not Sure About The Universe
- Two Ton Tessie
- Two Ton Tessie (Men & Woman)
- Two Young Salmon Are Swimming Along One Day. As They Do, They Are Passed By A Wiser, Older Fish Coming The Other Way. The Wiser Fish Greets The Two As He Passes, Saying, Morning Boys, How's The Water? The Other Two Continue To Swim In Silence For A Little
- Tyranny Is Always Better Organized Than Freedom
- Uncork
- Undead
- Under A Spreading Chestnut Tree The Village Smithy Stands; The Smith, A Mighty Man Is He, With Large And Sinewy Hands; And The Muscles Of His Brawny Arms, Are Strong As Iron Bands
- Under Fire
- Under The Gun
- Under Your Belt
- Underneath Every Bush, You’ll Find A Rabbit Ready To Bolt
- Undies
- Unlimited Power In The Hands Of Limited People Always Leads To Cruelty
- Until One Has Loved An Animal, A Part Of One’s Soul Remains Unawakened
- Until You Spread Your Wings, You’ll Have No Idea How Far You Can Fly
- Up The Ante
- Up To One's Ears
- Upon My Word, Said Dantes, You Make Me Shudder. Is The World Filled With Tigers And Crocodiles? Yes; And Remember That Two Legged Tigers And Crocodiles Are More Dangerous Than The Others.
- Upper Crust
- Uppercut
- Use A Sweet Tongue, Courtesy, And Gentleness, And Thou Mayest Manage To Guide An Elephant By A Hair
- Use Your Enemy’s Hand To Catch A Snake
- Utkatasana
- Vain As A Peacock
- Value For Money
- Value of Pie
- Values Are Sometimes Worth Living And Dying For, And Are Certainly Worth Dating And Breaking Up Over
- Vegetables Are A Must When On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread and Pumpkin Pie.
- Verge Of Sleep
- View The Past As Your Enemy, And It Will Be An Albatross. View It As Your Friend, And It Will Give You Wings.
- Vinyl Is The Real Deal
- Violet Is The Most Soothing, Tranquilizing, And Cooling Color Vibration
- Virgin Ears
- Virtue Is The Truest Nobility
- Virtue Shows Quite As Well In Rags And Patches As She Does In Purple And Fine Linen
- Virtuous And Fair, Royal And Gracious
- Vitamin Sea
- Vote With Ones Feet
- Wad
- Waffler
- Wait For The Other Shoe To Drop
- Waiting By The Phone
- Wake In The Deepest Dark Of Night And Hear The Driving Rain. Reach Out A Hand And Take A Paw And Go To Sleep Again.
- Wake Up Call
- Walk A Mile In Someones Shoes
- Walk Straight, My Son - As The Old Crab Said To The Young Crab
- Walk The Plank
- Walking And Chewing Gum
- Walking On Egg Shells
- Walking Tall
- Walrus Face
- Warm As Toast
- Warms The Cockles Of My Heart
- Was That You Or The Duck?
- Washing One's Hands Of The Conflict Between The Powerful And The Powerless Means To Side With The Powerful, Not To Be Neutral
- Wassailer
- Watch The Turtle. He Only Moves Forward By Sticking His Neck Out.
- Water Doesnt Hurt A Vinyl Record
- Water In The Boat Is The Ruin Of The Boat, But Water Under The Boat Is Its Support
- Waving Like The Queen
- We Admit That We Are Like Apes, But We Seldom Realize That We Are Apes
- We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes
- We All Have An Oyster Within Us, And We Have To Work To Find The Pearl
- We All Know The Leopard Can’t Change His Stripes
- We All Like People Who Do Things, Even If We Only See Their Faces On Cigar-Box Lids
- We Ape, We Mimic, We Mock, We Act
- We Are All Golden Sunflowers Inside
- We Are All Hungry And Thirsty For Concrete Images
- We Are All Stars In This Galaxy. All Of Us. No One's Greater Than The Other.
- We Are Apes - We Should Be Climbing
- We Are Cluttered With Images, And Only Abstract Art Can Bring Us To The Threshold Of The Divine
- We Are Faced With The Paradoxical Fact That Education Has Become One Of The Chief Obstacles To Intelligence And Freedom Of Thought
- We Are Like Butterflies Who Flutter For A Day And Think It Is Forever
- We Are Like Caterpillars Contemplating Pupation
- We Are Like Violins. We Can Be Used As Doorstops, Or We Can Make Music.
- We Are Most Alive When We're In Love
- We Are Rag Dolls Made Out Of Many Ages And Skins, Changelings Who Have Slept In Wood Nests, And Hissed In The Uncouth Guise Of Waddling Amphibians
- We Are The Curators Of Life On Earth. We Hold It In The Palm Of Our Hand.
- We Are The Zanies Of Sorrow. We Are Clowns Whose Hearts Are Broken.
- We Boil At Different Degrees
- We Both Believe, And Disbelieve A Hundred Times An Hour, Which Keeps Believing Nimble
- We Build 'Em Better
- We Called Him Tortoise Because He Taught Us
- We Came All This Way To Explore The Moon, And The Most Important Thing Is That We Discovered The Earth
- We Came From Here. Perhaps That Is Why So Many Of Us Feel A Strong Bond To This Land Called Serengeti; It Is The Land Of Our Youth.
- We Came Home With Twelve Stuffed Animals And A Goldfish
- We Count It As Certainty That Everyone Naps In Paradise
- We Dive Not To Escape Life, But For Life Not To Escape Us
- We Dive Not To Escape Life, But For Life Not To Escape Us II
- We Do Not Stop Playing Because We Grow Old, We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing (Woman)
- We Don't Appreciate What We Have Until It's Gone. Freedom Is Like That. It's Like Air. When You Have It, You Don't Notice It.
- We Don't Have A Lot Of Neighbors So We Can Blast The Stereo
- We Few, We Happy, We Band Of Brothers
- We Got Bageled
- We Got Ourselves A Swamp Full Of Black Russians Driving Boats To Beat The Damn Down Here!
- We Hold Our Heads High, Despite The Price We Have Paid, Because Freedom Is Priceless.
- We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident: That All Men Are Created Equal; That They Are Endowed By Their Creator With Certain Unalienable Rights; That Among These Are Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Happiness.
- We Live In A Culture Full Of Hares; But The Tortoise Always Wins
- We Make Money The Old Fashioned Way, We Earn It
- We May Be Likened To Two Scorpions In A Bottle, Each Capable Of Killing The Other, But Only At The Risk Of His Own Life
- We Modern, Urban, Educated Folks Yell At Traffic And Umpires And Bills And Banks And Machines - Especially Machines. Machines And Relatives Get Most Of The Yelling.
- We Must Not Confuse Dissent With Disloyalty. When The Loyal Opposition Dies, The Soul Of America Dies With It.
- We Pancaked With A Pancake That Was More Than A Pancake
- We Read Our Children Stories Starring Elephants And Monkeys And Bears To Teach Them About Nobility, Curiosity And Courage, To Warn Them Against Selfishness And Stubbornness
- We Really Blew It Out
- We Repeat What We Don't Repair
- We See The Man When We Look At The Monkey; We See The Monkey When We Look At The Man!
- We Seek To Be As Nimble As A Startup
- We Should Consider Every Day Lost On Which We Have Not Danced At Least Once
- We Split From Our Common Ancestor With The Octopus Half A Billion Years Ago. And Yet, You Can Make Friends With An Octopus.
- We Think Too Small, Like The Frog At The Bottom Of The Well
- We Try To Hide Our Feelings, But We Forget That Our Eyes Speak
- We Wish You A Merry Christmas
- We'd Hold Lightning Bugs In Our Fingers And Pretend They Were Diamond Rings
- We're All Born Bald, Baby
- We're Fools Whether We Dance Or Not, So We Might As Well Dance
- We're Still Just The World's Premium Brand Of Ape
- We're Toast
- We've Got To Be Patient Enough To Wait For Them
- We've Got You Covered
- Weak Leaders Start Pointing Fingers When Times Get Tough
- Wealth
- Wear One's Heart On One's Sleeve
- Wear Your Heart On Your Skin
- Weiner
- Welcome To The Animal Kingdom
- Well Aimed Slingshots Can Topple Giants
- Well Dressed
- Well Endowed
- Well Fed
- Well I Have A Microphone And You Dont So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say
- Well I Stand Up Next To A Mountain, And I Chop It Down With The Edge Of My Hand
- Wellness Yoga
- Were Your Ears Ringing?
- West Coast Blues
- Wet Behind The Ears
- What A Hungry Fox Constantly Dreams Of Is A Chicken!
- What A Monkey
- What An Opening Night! What A Night! What A Sight!
- What An Ugly Beast The Ape, And How Like Us
- What Could Be More Important Than A Little Something To Eat?
- What Counts Is Not Necessarily The Size Of The Dog In The Fight; It’s The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
- What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off? Can't Lie Around—That's Their Job.
- What Do Sharks Do On Monday Mornings? They Get Up And Start Biting. That's Me.
- What Does The Leopard Teach Us? Not To Be Intimidated By Animals That Outweigh Him. To Be Fearless And Daring.
- What Has Eight Legs, Fangs, And Hair All Over? Is It A Monster? No, It's A Spider!
- What Hath Night To Do With Sleep?
- What I Say Is, Nothin Don't Seem Impossible Once You've Clapped Eyes On A Whale
- What If The Change You Are Avoiding Is The One That Gives You Wings?
- What Is Beauty But Nakedness Unashamed Of Itself
- What Is Freedom Of Expression? Without The Freedom To Offend, It Ceases To Exist.
- What Is It That Makes A Man Willing To Sit Up On Top Of An Enormous Roman Candle, Such As A Redstone, Atlas, Titan or Saturn Rocket, And Wait For Someone To Light The Fuse?
- What Is Ominous Is The Ease With Which Some People Go From Saying That They Don't Like Something To Saying That The Government Should Forbid It. When You Go Down That Road, Don't Expect Freedom To Survive Very Long.
- What Is Sublime? The Artist Said. I Haven't Time To Be Well Read. To Be Sub Lime I'll Place, Instead, Green Citrus Fruit Upon My Head.
- What Is The Difference Between A Taxidermist And A Tax Collector? The Taxidermist Takes Only Your Skin.
- What Is This Life If, Full Of Care, We Have No Time To Stand And Stare.
- What Kind Of Funny?
- What Life Expects Of Us Is That We Celebrate
- What Louis Armstrong Does Is Real, And True, And Honest, And Simple, And Even Noble
- What People Never Understand Is That Depression Isn't About The Outside; It's About The Inside
- What Puts The Ape In Apricot?
- What Really Flatters A Man Is That You Think Him Worth Flattering
- What Scares Me? Bears. And Sharks. And My Girlfriend.
- What Smells So? Has Somebody Been Burning A Rag, Or Is There A Dead Mule In The Back Yard? No, The Man Is Smoking A Five-Cent Cigar.
- What Strikes The Oyster Shell Doesn't Damage The Pearl
- What The Hand Does The Mind Remembers
- What We Hope To Do With Ease, We Must First Learn To Do With Diligence
- What's For Dessert?
- What's In Your Bun?
- What's That? That's My Attack Poodle.
- What's The Difference Between A Politician And A Catfish? One Is A Wide Mouthed, Bottom Feding, Slime Sucker - And The Other Is A Fish.
- What's Up Buttercup?
- What's Up Dog?
- What: Is The Jay More Precious Than The Lark Because His Feathers Are More Beautiful?
- Whatever Floats Your Boat
- Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of, His And Mine Are The Same
- Whatever The Mind Of Man Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve
- When A Blind Beetle Crawls Over The Surface Of A Globe He Doesn't Notice That The Track He Has Covered Is Curved. I Was Lucky Enough To Have Spotted It.
- When A Man Goes On A Date He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky. A Woman Already Knows.
- When A Man Wants To Murder A Tiger He Calls It Sport; When A Tiger Wants To Murder Him He Calls It Ferocity
- When A Pirate Grows Rich Enough, They Make Him A Prince
- When A Truth Is Not Given Complete Freedom, Freedom Is Not Complete
- When All Eyes Are On You, Wink
- When Anger Rises, Think Of The Consequences
- When Angry, Count To Four. When Very Angry, Swear.
- When Ballet Takes To The Sea, Even The Sunset Comes To Take A Sneak Peak
- When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... …They Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle
- When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle’s On A Poodle And The Poodle’s Eating Noodles…
- When Everyone Else Starts Pointing Fingers, A Leader Takes Responsibility
- When Freedom Does Not Have A Purpose, When It Does Not Wish To Know Anything About The Rule Of Law Engraved In The Hearts Of Men And Women, When It Does Not Listen To The Voice Of Conscience, It Turns Against Humanity And Society
- When God Wanted To Create The Horse, He Said To The South Wind, ‘I Want To Make A Creature Of You. Condense.’ And The Wind Condensed.
- When Government - In Pursuit Of Good Intentions - Tries To Rearrange The Economy, Legislate Morality, Or Help Special Interests, The Cost Come In Inefficiency, Lack Of Motivation, And Loss Of Freedom. Government Should Be A Referee, Not An Active Player.
- When I Am Old, I Shall Wear Purple
- When I Bestride Him, I Soar. I Am A Hawk: He Trots The Air; The Earth Sings When He Touches It; The Basest Horn Of His Hoof Is More Musical Than The Pipe Of Hermes.
- When I Find A Ladybug, I Ask The Butler To Take It Outside Instead Of Killing It
- When I First Looked Back At The Earth, Standing On The Moon, I Cried
- When I Hear A Man Preach, I Like To See Him Act As If He Were Fighting Bees
- When I Saw You I Fell In Love, And You Smiled Because You Knew
- When I Was Young, I Would Sit In The Bath And Ideas Would Come To Me. But I'm Not Young Any More, So Now I Just Sit In The Bath.
- When I'm Disturbed. I Close Myself Down. I Have No Inspiration For Anything.
- When I'm In My Normal Mood, Music Drips From My Fingers
- When In Doubt, Wear Red
- When It Is Headed Straight Toward You, It Is The Ultimate Exercise In Sphincter Control
- When Life Gets Scary It Is Nice To Be Able To Hide
- When Life Gives You Lemons
- When Life Gives You Lemons, Order The Lobster Tail
- When Life Gives You Lemons, Try Them With Lobster
- When Most Of Us Talk To Our Dogs, We Tend To Forget That They’re Not People
- When People Succeed, It Is Because Of Hard Work. Luck Has Nothing To Do With Success.
- When Pigs Fly
- When Red-Haired People Are Above A Certain Social Grade Their Hair Is Auburn
- When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano
- When Spider Webs Unite, They Can Tie Up A Lion
- When The Angels Arrive, The Devils Leave
- When The Bee Sucks, It Makes Honey, When The Spider, Poison
- When The Chips Are Down
- When The Cook Makes A Mistake, It Is the Flute Player Who Receives The Blows
- When The Cricket's Song Is The Only Sound You Hear, How Peaceful The Whole Earth Seems
- When The Ducks Are Quacking, The Frogs Take It As A Warning
- When The Ducks Are Walking, You Know It’s Too Windy To Play Golf
- When The Flower Blossoms, The Bee Will Come
- When The Fox Hears The Bunny Scream, He Comes A-Runnin, But Not To Help
- When The Master Is Absent, The Frogs Hop Into The House
- When The Rabbit Has Escaped Comes Advice
- When There’s An Elephant In The Room, Introduce Him
- When They Have Their Hands On Their Knees, That's When They're Tired
- When We Follow Our Bliss, We Are Met By A Thousand Unseen Helping Hands
- When We Have Our Frog Jumping Contests We Have To Import Frogs
- When You Are In Africa, You Feel Primordial, Rocked In The Cradle Of The World
- When You Are On A Great Horse, You Have The Best Seat You Will Ever Have
- When You Are Young And Fall Off A Horse, You May Break Something, But When You're My Age, You Splatter
- When You Be An Anvil, Hold Ye Still; When You Be A Hammer, Strike!
- When You Dance, Your Purpose Is Not To Get To A Certain Place On The Floor. It's To Enjoy Each Step Along The Way.
- When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day
- When You Go After Honey With A Balloon, The Great Thing Is To Not Let The Bees Know You’re Coming
- When You Have Got An Elephant By The Hind Legs And He Is Trying To Run Away, It’s Best To Let Him Run
- When You Have Shot One Bird Flying You Have Shot All Birds Flying. They Are All Different And They Fly In Different Ways, But The Sensation Is The Same And The Last One Is As Good As The First.
- When You Lose, Don’t Lose The Lesson
- When You Play Never Mind Who Listens To You
- When You Put Your Hand In A Flowing Stream, You Touch The Last That Has Gone Before And The First Of What Is Still To Come
- When You Realize You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Start As Soon As Possible
- When You See A Snake, Never Mind Where He Came From
- When You Shoot A Zebra In The Black Stripe, The White Dies Too
- When You Shoot An Arrow Of Truth, Dip Its Point In Honey
- When You Stop Fighting, That’s Death
- When You Think About Quitting, Remember Why You Started
- When You Win, Say Nothing, When You Lose, Say Less
- When You're A Snake Charmer, You're Gonna Get Bit
- When You're Dealing With Monkeys, You've Got To Expect Some Wrenches
- When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, Damn That Was Fun.
- When You're Throwin Your Weight Around, Be Ready To Have It Thrown Around By Somebody Else
- When You've Heard One Bagpipe Tune, You've Heard Them Both
- When Your Children Are Teenagers, It's Important To Have A Dog So That Someone In The House Is Happy To See You
- When Your Horse Follows You Without Being Asked, When He Rubs His Head On Yours, And When You Look At Him And Feel A Tingle Down Your Spine…You Know You Are Loved
- Where Flowers Bloom, So Does Hope
- Where Great Whales Come Sailing By, Sail And Sail, With Unshut Eye, Round The World For Ever And Aye
- Where Liberty Dwells, There Is My Country
- Where The Leather Is Damaged, There Is A Notable Story To Tell
- Where The Spirit Does Not Work With The Hand, There Is No Art
- Where The Waters Do Agree, It Is Quite Wonderful The Relief They Give
- Where The Wild Things Are
- Where There Are No Swamps There Are No Frogs
- Where There Is A Perfect Pancake Flip, There Is Life
- Where There Is A Sea There Are Pirates
- Where There Is Shouting, There Is No True Knowledge
- Where You At?
- Where's The Beef?
- While I Thought That I Was Learning How To Live, I Have Been Learning How To Die
- Whinny
- Whipped Cream Isn't Whipped Cream At All If It Hasn’t Been Whipped With Whips, Just Like Poached Eggs Isn't Poached Eggs Unless It's Been Stolen In The Dead Of The Night
- Whisper Sweet Nothings In Ones Ear
- Whispering Makes A Narrow Place Narrower
- White Bread
- Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?
- Who Loves You Baby!?
- Who Sees The Human Face Correctly: The Photographer, The Mirror, Or The Painter?
- Who Sows Virtue Reaps Honor
- Who's To Say A Bluesman Cant Play Rock & Roll
- Who, Being Loved, Is Poor?
- Whoa, Who Peed In Your Cheerios?
- Whoa. Fangs. She Had Fangs.
- Whoever Heard Of An Electric Violin?
- Whoever Is Able To Feel The Beauty Of Colors And Forms Has Understood Non-Objective Painting
- Whoever Said A Horse Was Silly Was Dumb
- Whoever Said Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend Clearly Never Had A Labrador Retriever
- Whoever Said Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend Never Owned A Poodle
- Whoever Said Money Can't Buy Happiness, Simply Didn't Know Where To Go Shopping
- Whooping It Up
- Why Are Vampires Like False Teeth? They All Come Out At Night
- Why Can't It Be Follow The Butterflies?!
- Why Do We Love The Sea? It Is Because It Has Some Potent Power To Make Us Think Things We Like To Think.
- Why Does A Salmon Rise? Why Does A Small Boy Cross The Street Just To Kick A Tin Can?
- Why Does The Eye See A Thing More Clearly In Dreams Than The Imagination When Awake?
- Why Don't You Ask The People Who Aren't Dating Me ?!?
- Why Should Anyone Be Frightened By A Hat?
- Why The Hell Shouldn't I Run Away With The Circus?
- Why, Play We, These Games Of Mere Men? (Woman)
- Why, That Dog Is Practically A Phi Beta Kappa. She Can Sit Up And Beg, And She Can Give Her Paw -- I Don't Say She Will But She Can.
- Why, Then The World's Mine Oyster, Which I With Sword Will Open
- Wide Eyed
- Wiggly Jiggly
- Wild Card
- Wild Child
- Wild Ducks And Tomorrow Both Come Without Calling
- Wilderness Gave Us Knowledge. Wilderness Made Us Human.
- Will You Be Having Dessert?
- Will You Walk A Little Faster? Said A Whiting To A Snail, There's A Porpoise Close Behind Us, And He's Treading On My Tail!
- Win By A Nose
- Wind Is To Us What Money Is To Life On Shore
- Wine Is The Milk Of The Gods, Milk The Drink Of The Babies, Tea The Drink Of Women, And Water The Drink Of Beasts
- Wine Women & Song
- Wine, It's In My Veins And I Can't Get It Out
- Wings Aflutter Damselfly Finds Her Lilypad
- Winners Never Quit And Quitters Never Win
- Winning Hand
- Winning Isn’t Everything, But Wanting To Win Is
- Wiping Out Is An Under Appreciated Skill
- Wise Ass
- Wit Implies Hatred Or Contempt Of Folly And Crime, Produces Its Effects By Brisk Shocks Of Surprise, Uses The Whip Of Scorpions And The Branding Iron, Stabs, Stings, Pinches, Tortures, Goads, Teases, Corrodes, Undermines
- Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade
- Witches Spell
- With A Butterfly Kiss And A Ladybug Hug, Sleep Tight Little One Like A Bug In A Rug
- With A Cigar Like In Life, You Got To Have Some Length, And Some Girth
- With A Head Like A Horse, A Tail Like A Monkey, And A Pouch Like A Kangaroo, The Seahorse Acts Like A Chameleon, Changing Color To Ward Off Danger, Or To Show That He And His Mate Are A Lifelong Pair
- With A Wet And Luscious Tongue, It Maneuvers Its Way Across Thorns And Thistles Without Harm
- With All Ones Heart
- With Both Barrels
- With Confidence, You Have Won Before You Have Started
- With Foxes, We Must Play The Fox
- With Freedom Comes Responsibility
- With Tail Between Ones Legs
- With The Pride Of An Artist, You Must Blow Against The Walls Of Every Power That Exists The Small Trumpet Of Your Defiance
- Within Earshot
- Within The Oyster's Shell Uncouth, The Purest Pearl May Hide. Trust Me You'll Find A Heart Of Truth Within That Rough Outside.
- Without True Celebration Discipline Is Obnoxious
- Woman Is A Genius When She Is Dreaming
- Woman Jingled
- Woman: A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- Woman: All Those Girls Are Cake... ...I'm Cream Brûlée.
- Woman: Just Another Pretty Face?
- Woman: Not Knowing You Can't Do Something Is Sometimes All It Takes To Do It
- Woman: The Heck With Sugar And Spice
- Woman: The Most Pretty Little Things Have Lethal Horns
- Women Are Jealous Of Cigars... They Regard Them As A Strong Rival
- Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon
- Women Are No Sheep
- Women Can Be Vivacious. We Are Allowed More Varieties Of Facial Expression And Gestures. Men Must Be Rocklike.
- Women Love Us For Our Defects. If We Have Enough Of Them, They Will Forgive Us Everything, Even Our Gigantic Intellects.
- Women With Pasts Interest Men Because They Hope History Will Repeat Itself
- Wonderful Invention The Phonograph. Keeps A Man Alive Long After Hes Dead.
- Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.
- Word Gets Around When The Circus Comes To Town, Don’t It?
- Words Are Like Bees – Some Create Honey And Others Leave A Sting
- Words Are Like The Spiders Web: A Shelter For The Clever Ones And A Trap For The Not So Clever
- Work Like A Captain, Play Like A Pirate
- Work The Phone
- Work Your Butt Off
- Worker Bee
- Workin On Mysteries Without Any Clues, Workin On Our Night Moves
- World Class Weiners
- Would You Like Fries With That?
- Wouldn't Want To Be In Your Shoes
- X Mas
- Yawning All Night
- Yelling Doesn't Make A Thing Any More Possible
- Yelling Irish You Can Sound Like An Angry Leprechaun
- Yelling Is A Form Of Publishing
- Yes, I Do Heartily Repent. I Repent I Had Not Done More Mischief; And That We Did Not Cut The Throats Of Them That Took Us, And I Am Extremely Sorry That You Aren't Hanged As Well As We.
- Yoga
- Yoga Pants Often Answer Questions I Didn't Ask
- You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.
- You Approach The Freedom Of A Bird As You Move In Three Dimensions In A Fluid Environment
- You Are Allowed To Feel Messed Up And Inside Out. It Doesn't Mean You're Defective, It Just Means You're Human.
- You Are Lifted. Out Of Whatever Pit, Unbound From Whatever Tie, Released From Whatever Fear. You Are Lifted And You See It All From Above.
- You Are Like The Ocean, Pretty Enough On The Surface, But Dive Down Into Your Depths, You’ll Find Beauty Most People Never See
- You Are Made Of Magic
- You Are My Little Lovebug
- You Are My Sun, My Moon, And All My Stars
- You Are Perfect. Just Like You Are, Flaws And Everything.
- You Are The Clownfish To My Anemone
- You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six
- You Can Be Equal To Ulysses And Brother To Him
- You Can Be My Flamingo, Because Pink Is The New Kind Of Lingo
- You Can Buy An Expensive Violin, But You Can't Buy 10 Years Of Practice
- You Can Dance Anywhere, Even If Only In Your Heart
- You Can Find Me Where The Music Meets The Ocean
- You Can Find Me Where The Sand Meets The Water
- You Can Get The Monkey Off Your Back, But The Circus Never Leaves Town
- You Can Go To Bed Every Night Thinking About How Much Fun You Had Twenty Years Ago, And It All Comes Back Clear As Moonlight
- You Can Have Anything You Want In Life If You Dress For It
- You Can Have No Dominion Greater Or Less Than That Over Yourself
- You Can Have Peace. Or You Can Have Freedom. Don't Ever Count On Having Both At Once.
- You Can Make It Wail, Feel Happy, Or Cry
- You Can Play And Laugh And Fiddle Don't Think You Can Make Me Sore. I'll Be Safe And You'll Be Sorry When The Wolf Comes To Your Door.
- You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig. It’s Still A Pig.
- You Can See And Feel Everything In Clothes
- You Can Usually Tell That A Man Is Good If He Has A Dog Who Loves Him
- You Can't Always Write A Chord Ugly Enough To Say What You Want To Say, So Sometimes You Have To Rely On A Giraffe Filled With Whipped Cream
- You Can't Blow An Uncertain Trumpet
- You Can't Cover Up The Swagger Of A Cowboy
- You Can't Get Good Chinese Takeout In China And Cuban Cigars Are Rationed In Cuba. That's All You Need To Know About Communism.
- You Can't Have A Bad Day In Polka Dots
- You Can't Have An Energy Policy That Means You Can Only Have A Bath When The Wind Blows
- You Can't Have Rock & Roll Without Drugs, You Can't Have Rock & Roll Without Sex
- You Can't Kiss A Girl Into Anything
- You Can't Look At Abstract Art Without Thinking
- You Can't Make An Omelet Without Breaking Eggs
- You Can't Play Without Teeth
- You Can't Possibly Have A Picnic Without Your Butler
- You Can't Put A Limit On Anything. The More You Dream, The Farther You Get.
- You Can't Tell By The Look Of A Frog How Far They'll Jump
- You Can't Tell How Good A Man Or A Watermelon Is ’Til They Get Thumped
- You Cannot Leave Africa, Africa said. It Is Always With You, There Inside Your Head. Our Rivers Run In Currents In The Swirl Of Your Thumbprints; Our Drumbeats Counting Out Your Pulse; Our Coastline The Silhouette Of Your Soul.
- You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight
- You Don't Have To Control Your Thoughts. You Just Have To Stop Letting Them Control You.
- You Don't Need A Silver Fork To Eat Good Food
- You Get Somebody To Crack A Smile, That's A Beautiful Thing
- You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt And Losing Your Pants
- You Gotta Call A Blacksmith
- You Had Me At Hello
- You Have Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People
- You Have To Be A Man Before You Can Be A Gentleman
- You Have To Be Careful On The Deck, Because Of The Hatches, Which Are Holes Placed Around A Sailboat At Random To Increase The Insurance Rates
- You Have To Be Willing To Get Happy About Nothing
- You Have To Believe In Yourself
- You Have To Expect Things Of Yourself Before You Can Do Them
- You Just Gotta Grab That Giraffe By The Ears And Ride It On Out
- You Just Want To Park Where It's Nice And Dark
- You Just Won’t Believe How Vastly, Hugely, Mind - Bogglingly Big It Is
- You Know Horses Are More Intelligent Than Human Beings. You Have Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.
- You Know What The Shark Said To The Clown? No. You Taste Funny.
- You Know Who Must Be Very Secure In Their Masculinity? Male Ladybugs.
- You Know You Are Truly Alive When You’re Living Among Lions
- You Know You're In Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because The Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams
- You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot
- You Look Like I Need Wine
- You Lose Yourself In It; Everything Fades Away: Your Worries, Your Problems, Your Thoughts. They Fade Into The Smoke, And The Cigar And You Are At Peace.
- You Made Me Your Friend And In Doing So, You Made A Spider Beautiful To Everyone In That Barn
- You Made Your Bed Now Sleep In It
- You May Admire A Girl's Curves On The First Introduction, But The Second Meeting Shows Up New Angles
- You May Search My Countenance, But You Cannot Read It
- You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years
- You Miss 100 Percent Of The Shots You Don’t Take
- You Must Be An Angel Since You Care For Flowers
- You Must Become An Old Man In Good Time If You WIsh To Be An Old Man Long
- You Must Lose A Fly To Catch A Trout
- You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat
- You Never Monkey With The Truth
- You Say You're Depressed – All I See Is Resilience. You Are Allowed To Feel Messed Up And Inside Out. It Doesn't Mean You're Defective – It Just Means You're Human.
- You See The Color; You're Not Blind, But It Doesn't Matter. You See The Human Being First.
- You Should Always Leave The Party 10 Minutes Before You Actually Do
- You Should Be Kissed And Often, And By Someone Who Knows How
- You Should Never Say Who's There?
- You Sing, You Dance, You Play The Ukulele and You Drink
- You Think Dogs Will Not Be In Heaven? I Tell You, They Will Be There Long Before Any Of Us.
- You Were Born As An Original Don't Die As A Copy
- You Will Catch The Fox With Cunning, And The Wolf With Courage
- You Will Only Fail When You Stop Trying
- You'd Find It Easier To Be Bad Than Good If You Had Red Hair... People Who Haven’t Red Hair Don’t Know What Trouble Is.
- You'd Never See Half If You Had Forty Eyes
- You'll Get Shot
- You'll Look Back One Day And Realize That The Little Things In Life Were Really The Big Things
- You're Braver Than You Believe, Stronger Than You Seem And Smarter Than You Think
- You're Enough To Try The Patience Of An Oyster!
- You're Fat - And Don't Try To Sugarcoat It, Because You'll Just Eat That, Too
- You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat
- You're Gonna Have To Hold On Tight, Because This Rodeo Is Just Getting Started
- You're Just A Monkey With A Plan
- You're Like This Leopard Who's Pretending To Be A House Cat
- You're My Bud
- You're No Help, He Told The Lime. This Was Unfair. It Was Only A Lime; There Was Nothing Special About It At All. It Was Doing The Best It Could.
- You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut
- You're Only As Strong As Your Weakest Link
- You're Toast
- You're Using Your Headphones To Drown Out Your Mind
- You're Waffling
- You've Got To Grow Up Sometime
- Young At Heart
- Your Best Ideas Come When You're Walking The Dog, Soaking In The Bath Or Swinging In A Hammock
- Your Biggest Opponent Isn’t The Other Guy. It’s Human Nature.
- Your Bread And Butter
- Your Clothes May Say Disco, But Your Eyes Say Rock & Roll
- Your Daily Bread
- Your Future Depends On Your Dreams, So Go To Sleep
- Your House Will Always Be Blessed With Love, Laughter, And Friendship If You Have A Cat
- Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody
- Your Majesty
- Your Money Or Your Life
- Your Royal Highness
- Your Skin Is Like A Plant. You Have To Water It. Make Sure It's Hydrated, Not Just Squeaky Clean.
- Youth Is Full Of Sport, Age's Breath Is Short; Youth Is Nimble, Age Is Lame; Youth Is Hot And Bold, Age Is Weak And Cold; Youth Is Wild, And Age Is Tame.
- Youth: Awesome Cool GOAT Lit OMG Rad Sick Sweet Yeet
- Zebras Dream Of Polka Dots
- Zonked (Woman)
- Zs